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Ranch Devereaux

@thejacko.bsky.social

28K followers 2.8K following 5.2K posts

2 tits, 1 brain cell, 0 personality. SF

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · Sep 11

“Which of you is the husband and which is the wife?”

Oh, no, that’s not how being gay works. You see, we’re both the baby.

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 3h

Ha! Fair

Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 3h

It’s the filter! But thank you 🤗

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 3h

Unfortunately they haven’t fixed me!

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 4h

Spoiler alert: still broken!!!! 🫠

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 4h

Im just a fag, standing in front of a bottle of bleach, asking it to fix me

Shirtless bleached blonde gay guy with a silver necklace around his neck not smiling

Shirtless bleached blonde gay guy with a silver necklace around his neck AGAIN but now he’s sorta smirking and his left arm is behind his head

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 11h

lol it’s not blue - it’s purple conditioner to counteract the brass from the bleach…it sorta works lol

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 11h

40 in December 🥳

Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 11h

Will the 39 year old butterfag emerge from his midlife crisis cocoon successfully? We shall see.

Shirtless stupid elderly millennial gay guy bleaching his hair…typical!!!

Shirtless stupid elderly millennial gay guy now debrassifying (a word? Idk!) his bleached hair…hopefully!!!

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 13h

Not the t lol

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Fíona 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇪🇺🇬🇧 @fionaskywalker.bsky.social · 18h

@andrewmichael.bsky.social you have been targeted

Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 1d

4 in 1 body wash, shampoo, conditioner, protein shake

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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 14h

immediately ordered sticky dates from lush

Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 1d

4 in 1 body wash, shampoo, conditioner, protein shake

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 1d

4 in 1 body wash, shampoo, conditioner, protein shake

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks bb :)

Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 1d

Barely, but we are!

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 1d

If you wanna see more 😏

onlyfans.com/thejacko

Same dumb make gay guy drinking coffee but a pumpkin emoji is covering his junk

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 1d

officially hot coffee season 🍂☕️

Naked pale gay guy standing in his kitchen holding a turquoise coffee mug at dick level so that you can’t actually see his dick

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 1d

I wish my tits stores that much data id be so smart

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 1d

Sure, yes, of course vote for Prop 50, but where’s the Prop about California leaving the US and joining Canada???
Cal, Can. Has such a nice ring to it!!!

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 2d

No exactly that!!!

Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 2d

Oh you

a woman in a yellow jacket is holding a door handle and saying oh you

Alt: a woman in a yellow jacket is holding a door handle and saying oh you

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 2d

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 2d

We ALL want to look good for our age, maybe shave a few years off, but trying to look DECADES younger than we are…cah-ray-zay. Does she look in the mirror and feel like a different person? Does she feel like she took the substance?

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 2d

Truly madly deeply I have such a hard time understanding the desire or need to look 30 when you’re almost 70. Maybe I’ll understand when I’m 70, but like even now at 40 I most certainly do not want to look - or have people think - I’m 20.

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 2d

Kris Jenner shows off blonde hair in a newly shared photo.

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 2d

Sure sure that’s ghost but work with me here okay

Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 2d

🎶who’s that ghoul
¿quién es esa fantasma?
who’s that ghoul🎶

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