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“Dad, what did you do during the military coup?”

“I said that the courts would sort them out”

“Did that work?”

“No, son. Now eat your gruel”
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Chicago PD: arrest these motherfuckers threatening civilians. Put them in jail. Let the courts sort it out
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Imagine John McClane leaving a note for Hans Gruber that said, “Now I have a lawyer. The courts will sort this out. Ho Ho Ho”.
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“I'll find him for three, but I'll take him to court and prosecute him, for ten.” - Quint
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Imagine John McClane leaving a note for Hans Gruber that said, “Now I have a lawyer. The courts will sort this out. Ho Ho Ho”.
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“Dad, what did you do during the military coup?”

“I said that the courts would sort them out”

“Did that work?”

“No, son. Now eat your gruel”
marklemley.bsky.social
Chicago PD: arrest these motherfuckers threatening civilians. Put them in jail. Let the courts sort it out
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Max was always one of the “A gig’s a gig” guys, unfortunately. It’s not the first time he’s gigged there either.
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Help you? You’re the richest country in the world. There’s a hundred other countries more deserving of help. We’ve dealt with dictators in the past and know how it goes. If you can’t learn from that then that’s your look out. Save yourselves because nobody is going to do it for you.
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It’s incredible that American movies for the last 40 years have promoted the idea of them seeing off baddies and yet when presented with one in real life, they don’t seem to know what needs to be done.
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It’s incredible that American movies for the last 40 years have promoted the idea of them seeing off baddies and yet when presented with one in real life, they don’t seem to know what needs to be done.
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If they remade Independence Day now, Bill Pullman’s speech would be about how they’ll defeat the alien invasion using the power of the courts.
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If they remade Independence Day now, Bill Pullman’s speech would be about how they’ll defeat the alien invasion using the power of the courts.
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Next year’s Tory Party Conference will be an open mic at the Red Lion in Walthamstow. If you want 5 mins to speak, you’ve got to bring a friend.
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if nothing else it's very funny to say you want to get rid of english degrees two days after you give everyone chocolate with "britian" written on it
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She could announce there’s a tree growing out of the top of her head for all the good it’ll do her.
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