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Our book is now available for preorder…from loads of places. Waterstones, Blackwells (bloody hell), Foyles, WHSmith and lots of others, even the evil Amazon (but only if you must).

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The World According to Sharks
This is a laugh-out-loud guide to the weird and wonderful world of sharks – from sharks that can walk on land, to sharks that glow in the dark, to sharks that fart to swim deeper (yes, really). Did y...
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Prime Minister of Poland. 🇵🇱
December 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
We’ve got 2026 desk and wall calendars for sale. They have all the months of the year in them, including February. There’s a comic for each month too. If there wasn’t, it wouldn’t be much fun.
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December 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It doesn’t get starker or more explicit than this. America is no longer our ally. We should stop treating it as if it is in the hope they’ll change their mind. They’re not going to. Europe needs to close ranks and start arming itself with European made weapons.

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White House: Europe 'unrecognisable in 20 years or less'
A new White House National Security Strategy gives us an insight into how President Trump views the world, and the US's place within it.
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December 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The bravest thing Ireland could do right now is pull out of the World Cup but they won’t because football is more important than morality.
December 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Nowadays Rhythm is a Choreographer.
December 6, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Ha ha ha ha ha, they gave him a made-up peace prize! He’s literally a toddler being indulged by bad parents. Here’s a lollipop. Now shut up you fuckin loser.

FIFA must be one of the most corrupt organisations in the world but everyone turns a blind eye because…the footie.
December 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
It’s like someone stole their TV remote and they’re sitting there complaining constantly about what’s on instead of just getting up and changing the channel.
December 5, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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Just got my Spotify Wrapped. My number 1 song was “I’d Rather Stick Knitting Needles In My Ears Than Use An App That Exploits Artists, Platforms Bigots And Posts Adverts For ICE”. Number 2 was, “Once In A Lifetime”, by Talking Heads.
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Just got my Spotify Wrapped. My number 1 song was “I’d Rather Stick Knitting Needles In My Ears Than Use An App That Exploits Artists, Platforms Bigots And Posts Adverts For ICE”. Number 2 was, “Once In A Lifetime”, by Talking Heads.
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Any movie can be a Christmas movie if you’re watching it together to avoid having any meaningful conversations with your family.
December 3, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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Every American posting that they’re moving to Ireland when actual refugees are being turned away.
December 3, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Every American posting that they’re moving to Ireland when actual refugees are being turned away.
December 3, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Any movie can be a Christmas movie if you’re watching it together to avoid having any meaningful conversations with your family.
December 3, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Pete Hegseth is the kind of guy that would try to tell you all about his watch.
December 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If you’re willing to excuse them paying fuck all to artists I’m sure the ICE adverts won’t bother you either.
December 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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The Usurri River flows along the border between Russia and China. In 1969 Chinese soldiers stationed there started mooning the Russians. The Russians responded by holding up pictures of Mao so the Chinese would be mooning their own leader. 23 people died as a result of this.
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Have you got a racist/fascist relative that you’ll have to get a gift for? Why not buy them a Life of Sharks 2026 Desk or Wall calendar? Most of the comics in them aren’t very woke and those that are are near the middle of year. They’ll think the calendar is great and no doubt quote our
December 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Trump considering widespread travel bans to America.

Karoline Leavitt - “If you don’t align with the values of the United States, and you don’t respect our country, our culture, our laws, and our people, you are NOT WELCOME here!”.

I'm up for this if the ban works in BOTH directions.
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Yesterday the postman rang and I opened a window upstairs to say to leave the delivery at the door.
Today I answer the door to him. “Oh I see you’re up today?”.

So now I’m getting passive-aggressive comments on the hours I keep from a fucking postman.
December 2, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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We've Come On Holiday By Mistake.

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December 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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This month's hand-printed (my me) design on our store is the Space Shark.
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December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Senator Mark Kelly just implicitly announced his run for the Presidency.
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM