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@themikeheld.bsky.social

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I said you must be joking, son. Where did you get those shoes? Wife guy. Girl dad.

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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · Feb 26

if you are unironically using Drumpf or Elmo in the year of our lord 2025, please PLEASE do not follow me.

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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 23h

F for Fun

Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 1d

fight on (ft @homefield.bsky.social)

Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 1d

we get 10 days of enjoyment, because it was also the first thursday night win in 10 years.

Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 1d

do it. i saw the show last month and it absolutely ruled.

Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 1d

hydrated obama be like "let pee be clear"

Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 1d

the Giants made this just for me

Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 1d

You're hearing it more and more

Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 1d

#goacc

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 1d

Forgot to post this earlier this week.

Our Wacky Happenstance Event Estimation Equation aka WHEEEE!

App State leads with Coastal Carolina in a close second.

Our Wacky Happenstance Event Estimation Equation aka WHEEEE!

App State leads with Coastal Carolina in a close second. It is our metric graphic that shows the leaders in penalty yards, sacks allowed and turnovers per game

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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 1d

did not expect crazy eddie to be involved

Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 1d

for a closer look at the james indictment, read @mollyroberts.bsky.social www.lawfaremedia.org/article/the-...

The Justice Department’s Dangerously Weak Case Against Letitia James

Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 1d

dems should be screaming every single day about how stephen miller, maybe the most unlikable political figure in our lifetimes, is the shadow president.

Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 1d

The “swing” voter in Pennsylvania who googled “Trump Kamala economy” the day before the election did not know Russ Vought and Stephen Miller would function as the president. I think about that every day.

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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 1d

huh

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Hegseth: "I'm also proud that today we're signing a letter of acceptance to build a Qatari Emeri air force facility at the Mountain Home Airbase in Idaho."

Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 1d

one of the most oval shaped people i've ever seen.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Third Amendment Rights Group Celebrates Another Successful Year https://theonion.com/third-amendment-rights-group-celebrates-another-success-1819569379/

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Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 1d

yeah, uh, this is not what that guy said at all lmao

Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 1d

Burger

Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 1d

we love our big beautiful bowling ball, don't we folks?

Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 1d

All-time social media graphic from ESPN

An image of a Giants player back flipping with the text

He’s genuinely an idiot.
GUNNER OLSZEWSKI
on Cam Skattebo

Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 1d

noted Boob enthusiast Elton John

Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 1d

Can confirm, good hat.

Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 1d

New hat arrived. Very good.

Enjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 1d

trying to pick a college baseball team, as my top two schools do not have D1 baseball. Decided on USC, as they are my third favorite school.

Checked their notable alumni.

Everywhere I go, I see his face.