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MLB, CFB, animals, funny stuff, food. I write essays and some fiction and make a kickass coq au vin. Rangers, Longhorns, Stars, Mavs, Liverpool. Based in San Miguel de Allende, MX. https://www.patreon.com/TheQuantumScribe?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 8h

I love idea of the pope lying in bed, on his phone, checking out stats on baseball reference and Statcast.

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 17h

Do you think the pope goes on fangraphs

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 18h

Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”

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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 9h

Angel Reese made her debut at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, becoming the first professional athlete to walk the famous runway 🪽

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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 9h

Smoltz seething over a turkey in the booth will sustain me through the winter.

The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 11h

🤣 They watched the first four years, the botched pandemic, the resultant dead economy, the attempted overthrow of the election, the rape conviction, the 34 felonies, and said, “yeah, let’s run that back,” and you somehow think they’ve had enough now? That’s wild man.

The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 11h

You’re one of the few people who understand how much 1/3 of America wants all of it. Every bit. And everything that’s coming.

The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 11h

I have no doubt he’s a regular on that and baseball reference.

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 17h

Do you think the pope goes on fangraphs

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 18h

Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”

The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 12h

I wonder when people will start to get angry at the 1/3 of Americans with zero outrage about anything who respond “meh” to literally everything.

Nathan Bernard @nathantbernard.bsky.social · 17h

the "kids" were mostly 30+ years old and said they love hitler

The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 16h

There are ** some ** similarities.

The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 16h

He had a good September, but did look overmatched for a lot of the season. Seems above avg defensively and his attitude reminds me of Roogie.

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The Get Back Coach @thegetbackcoach.bsky.social · 18h

This week feels like mini-rivalry week

Third Saturday
Holy War
Revivalry
Battle for the Bones
Jeweled Shillelagh
Old Brass Spittoon
UNT-UTSA
Coastal-App State

Let’s have a weekend!

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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 16h

I agree with Adam; I think he’ll be on a one year deal somewhere in 2026. Not sure what TEX will do beyond all the guys we already know (Osuna, Helman.) I don’t see a ton of FA options that would be a substantial improvement, especially given their cost cutting desire.

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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 17h

They wouldn’t have won the World Series without him. But the sad truth is that year was an aberration for Garcia. Defensively he couldn’t have been better than this season but offensively he’s a player in decline on an offensively challenged team.

Adam J. Morris @lonestarball.bsky.social · 20h

2025 Texas Rangers Season in Review: Adolis Garcia

www.lonestarball.com/2025-season-...

2025 Season in Review: Adolis Garcia

Adolis Garcia did not have the bounceback season in 2025 we were all hoping for

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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 23h

According to Matt Brown it was pimento cheese.

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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 23h

Nobody asks if it could happen (here) anymore.

It. Is. Happening.

Rowdy Rebel @rowdyrebel.bsky.social · 1d

This can’t be good. 🤨

The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 1d

Machismo surges out of his every pore.

The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 1d

We just moved into our new place and sat outside in our new garden tonight de-stressing. Then we got takeout from the cute seafood place across the street (that’s our front door across the street.) The day sucked ass until we finished it up like that.

The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 1d

Axis of Evil.

The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 1d

Notre Dame in white pants makes me wretch.

The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 1d

What school did you go to?

The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 1d

Pritzger is the only one who sees what’s coming:

* blue cities flooded with armed troops and ringing polling places
* more and greater violence from an occupying army
* Democratic Party declared a terrorist organization, facing ballot challenges everywhere

JonBowzerBauman.bsky.social @jonbowzerbauman.bsky.social · 2d

I am reluctantly coming to the conclusion that The Dictator and his pals will stop at nothing to rig the 2026 elections, including declaring martial law & seizing voting machines for phony “recounts.”

We had best start looking at tactics that deal successfully with autocracies.

The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 1d

“That can’t be racist because I agree with it and I’m not racist.”

There ya go.

The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 1d

Which is the intent. Completely destroy the government’s ability to do anything but quash dissent and punish disobedience to our corporate oligarch overlords.

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 1d

PIMCO, on the #shutdown:

“.. At this point, this standoff feels like a war of attrition with neither side suggesting they will blink .. we think is likely to last until November and possibly extend to Thanksgiving.

“.. we are on the precipice of the longest full government shutdown in history.”

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Childhood Best Friend Would Never Make The Cut Now https://theonion.com/childhood-best-friend-would-never-make-the-cut-now/

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The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 2d

Based on what I know about you from here, I think you’d like it.

The Quantum Scribe ⚾️ 🇲🇽 🤘💖💜💙 @thequantumscribe.bsky.social · 2d

Ohtani didn’t even need a bat when he walked to the plate. No way was he hitting.