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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · Jan 8

Radiohead is the least enjoyable major band of the last 40 years. No band is less fun

I will go further than Dawn, it is obvious that Motley Crue has more bangers than Radiohead.

The Black Eyed Peas have more bangers than Radiohead.

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 3h

Sweet Home Oklahoma was cinema.

LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 3h

One degree of separation between me and people who will regularly interview prospective heads of state for the next three years

God Bless Texadelphia and 747.

the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 4h

from clips i've seen this is underselling it honestly, he was completely clowned by questions about Bibi and AIPAC

Emissary Of Night | ليلى @diplomatofnight.com · 5h

Re: Booker's non-answer about Netanyahu on I've Had It

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 7h

this fuckin wasp has disrupted the sanctity of my home and for this it must pay.

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 8h

Shockingly the way people talk about politics on this website is not productive and in fact can lead to bad outcomes!

I blame Bernie.

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 8h

But that’s why we have primaries, to make sure there isn’t something out there and that the guy can walk and chew gum on the stump.

If he can’t beat an old lady and seven other randos apparently not worth mentioning, how can he beat Susan Collin’s, who apparently can’t be killed.

LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 8h

Yup. Nobody walks to the nomination, you have to win it.

LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 8h

But if we could all get over the ageism for a hot minute, Mills already has a fantastic “I’ll see you in court” moment standing up to Trump that will play well on TV, especially against Collin’s.

LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 8h

I mean I’m on record as saying that Chuck Schumer sucks at picking candidates and shouldn’t be allowed to.

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 8h

...a 77 year old who can beat the incumbent is an all star, I'm sorry.

If they die in office a Democrat appoints their successor.

LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 8h

old enough to remember the populist Marine Richard Ojeda with the buzz cut who was going to beat Shelly Moore Capito because vibes. He didn't make it out of the primary.

Richard Ojeda is now running for congress in North Carolina, for what it's worth.

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 8h

it's all vibes and saying fuck at the right time

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 8h

There are like eight people in that primary. Unless you live in Maine, shut the fuck up

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 8h

...the sitting governor of a state has just as much right to the seat as a <checks notes> white guy in a henley who worked for Blackwater, has one short term small position in government and talks about Andor to Ana Marie Cox.

Get your brains out of the microwave, guys.

ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 12h

Not that anybody comes to me for Maine politics, but the fact that the Democrats successfully convinced a 77yo Governor to primary the 41yo progressive, is today's example of why the Democrats fucking stay failing.

Susan Collins is 72 and if Schumer gets his way, she'll be the YOUNGER choice!

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 8h

it is not my thing. I do not get it. I'm happy for them tho.

Huge fan of Goose though, which probably shouldn't be my thing.

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 9h

it always comes back to this (pun not intended) with these fuckin dorks, doesn't it?

The Verge @theverge.com · 11h

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 10h

Second tier basketball assed conference getting clear shots at one of the five best historical programs in the sport because Brent Fucking Venables still doesn't know when his offense is on the field.

LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 10h

literally no legacy member of the Big 12 has a better than 40% historical record against Oklahoma, but they all have a .500 or better against Brent Venables.

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 10h

Brent Venables eats his cereal in a plate because if it was in a bowl he would lose it, and he thinks its a good idea to try to dunk on a conference where six of the eight remaining legacy members ended the series with a win.

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 10h

the Big XII is busy trying to bring UMASS and UCONN into the conference as full rev share members and they still have time to dunk on Brent Venables, the worst OU coach in a generation.

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 10h

Brent Venables has been so consistently bad at Oklahoma that the husk of the WAC is trying to dunk on us.

Katie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 10h

Art

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 10h

they were idiots, but it would be nice to have their votes for speaker

LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 10h

CUSA assed conference

LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 10h

it's clearly a hit piece, and they did name names.

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 10h

I for one would pay one American dollar for a searchable database so I can run a query for certain Oklahoma handles ***cough cough Ryan Haney cough cough ***

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 11h

POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

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LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 10h

…also the Tea Party was born and a bunch of marginal seats went the other way.