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─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 19h

“ ... no, evelyn, the wall is NOT on fire .

i said, FIREWALL . it bIocks unauthorized access . ”

rolling his eyes . 💀

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 20h

Evelyn's eyes widen with genuine horror.

"T- The wall is on fire...!? Where? Where is the fire!? I shall protect everyone from it and k!ll the embers."

Of course, she took 'firewall' literally. 💀

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 20h

he stops chugging for a moment to respond to her .

“ ... don't be such a worrywart .ᐟ we have the firewall turned on . ”

... 💀 .

after finishing his sentence, he immediately goes back to chugging the stupid soda .

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 19h

they'd hvnt YOU down . 💀

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 20h

I DO NOT !!!! My voice is AMAZING. Huntr/x would love me.

[ no. no, they wouldn't. 💀]

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 20h

... oh my god, you sound RIDICULOUS .

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 19h

as if .

𝘾𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍! @justadventurer.bsky.social · 20h

Only pest ‘round here is you.

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 20h

insufferable little pest . 💢

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 20h

insufferable little pest . 💢

𝘾𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍! @justadventurer.bsky.social · 20h

Nobody’s ruinin’ nothin’ while I’s got sum’n t’say about it.

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 20h

ridiculous . tempestra can ruin baseball games, but IIII can't ruin a football game .ᐣ.ᐟ 💢

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 20h

ridiculous . tempestra can ruin baseball games, but IIII can't ruin a football game .ᐣ.ᐟ 💢

𝘾𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍! @justadventurer.bsky.social · 20h

You’ve already ruined plenty of things fer plenty of folks.

I AIN’T lettin’ you ruin this.

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 20h

... 💢

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 20h

... 💢

𝘾𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍! @justadventurer.bsky.social · 20h

[Unholstering the Wild Revolver.]

Try it and I’ll pop ya.

[DAMN 💀]

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 20h

um, by bIowing things UP . obviously . maybe bring up the technodrome RIIIGHT in the middle of the field ──

[ 💀 . ]

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 20h

... oh my god, you sound RIDICULOUS .

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 20h

STOP LAUGHING. THIS TIME, I’ll show you how it’s dONE done DONE

[ He’s so out of tune that it would open the honmoon. 💀]

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 21h

... BAHAHA ──

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 20h

um, by bIowing things UP . obviously . maybe bring up the technodrome RIIIGHT in the middle of the field ──

[ 💀 . ]

𝘾𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍! @justadventurer.bsky.social · 20h

…And jus’ how d’you plan on doin’ that?

[Shredder this is NOT a good idea, southerners like Clover take college football VERY seriously—]

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 20h

hey, i'm a supervillain . maybe i should get the game canceled so you'll be disappointed no matter what .ᐟ.ᐟ

[ 💀 ... ]

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 20h

hey, i'm a supervillain . maybe i should get the game canceled so you'll be disappointed no matter what .ᐟ.ᐟ

[ 💀 ... ]

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 20h

in your dreams .

𝘾𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍! @justadventurer.bsky.social · 20h

Well, they ain’t. So why don’tcha jus’ mosey on?

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 20h

really, now .

[ a growl . ]

i hope the team you're cheering on is losing .

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─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 20h

he stops chugging for a moment to respond to her .

“ ... don't be such a worrywart .ᐟ we have the firewall turned on . ”

... 💀 .

after finishing his sentence, he immediately goes back to chugging the stupid soda .

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 20h

"Perhaps, but I cannot help but worry..." Evelyn frowns, placing her hand on her chin.

".. My visions have never led me astray before, and--"

The Mezillian pauses, watching Shredder chug the 2 liter bottle of soda down before continuing. 💀

".. and I worry. His abilities allow him to --

{+}

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 21h

( + )

a random foot soldier walks in with a whole ass 2 liter bottle of soda .

... shredder SNATCHES it and starts chugging it down .ᐣ bro .

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 20h

really, now .

[ a growl . ]

i hope the team you're cheering on is losing .

𝘾𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍! @justadventurer.bsky.social · 21h

[Clover immediately grimaces upon hearing Shredder’s voice. They REALLY do not like her.]

Fer yer INFORMATION, I am watchin’ college football.

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 21h

[ how is shredder here .ᐣ girl, who the fuck KNOWS . 💀 . ]

your television is very pathetic looking .

... what are you watching .ᐣ

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 21h

[ how is shredder here .ᐣ girl, who the fuck KNOWS . 💀 . ]

your television is very pathetic looking .

... what are you watching .ᐣ

𝘾𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍! @justadventurer.bsky.social · 21h

[Clover is sitting in front of a small, portable television, wearing an oversized football jersey. Interact?]

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 21h

... BAHAHA ──

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 21h

I DIDNT !! WATCH THIS !!!

[ He goes in for a punch... only to fall over and land on his face. 💀]

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 21h

i'm JUST STANDING HERE, CRETIN . how do you MISS me .ᐣ.ᐟ

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 21h

( + )

a random foot soldier walks in with a whole ass 2 liter bottle of soda .

... shredder SNATCHES it and starts chugging it down .ᐣ bro .

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 21h

despite the quick and fearful yapping, he seems to understand every single word .

“ it's FIIINE . we have DIMENSION X technology, no one should be able to interfere with it unless they're familiar with how it works .ᐟ you need to calm down . ”

( + )

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 21h

"Please, you 𝗺𝘂𝘀𝘁 listen to me." No longer is her tone soft and gentle, but rather stern and harsh.

This isn't a request, but rather a demand.

"As of recently, I have been having visions of an enemy of mine. He is known for interfering with technology.

I am merely --

{+}

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 1d

“ evelyn, i WORK with technology all the time, in case you forgot . ”

he grunts when she grabs his arm, attempting to pull away .

“ i'll be FINE . quit acting like this . ”

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─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 21h

i'm JUST STANDING HERE, CRETIN . how do you MISS me .ᐣ.ᐟ

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 21h

YES, I AM !! GET OVER HERE

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 22h

... you're not going to kick my ass like THAT . 👺

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 22h

... you're not going to kick my ass like THAT . 👺

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 22h

UM, yes.

[ Malik tries to kick him-- the keyword is 'try'. He misses... by a LONGSHOT. 💀]

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 22h

um, NO . 😒

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 22h

elysia 🩷

it IS still crazy that everyone keeps their style in mirage's world no matter what, though .

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 22h

elysia 🩷

it did, but it IS a little different there because the style in both 2003 and 1987's dimensions are more like season 6 / season 7 of 2003's style . in the 12 crossover, the 87 turtles become 3d in 2012's world and the 12 turtles become 2d and cartoonish in 87's

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─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 22h

um, NO . 😒

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 22h

IN THIS ONE. 👺

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 22h

in what world will YOU ever kick MY ass . 😒

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 22h

in what world will YOU ever kick MY ass . 😒

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 22h

[ Malik stomps back over 💀. ]

GET OVER HERE ! I still haven’t kicked your ASS 👺

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 2d

yeah, you showed me how an idiot gets it done . 😒

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 22h

elysia 🩷

what if i wanted to see black and white inked comic 2012 and 1987 donatello . huh 👺 / silly

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─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 22h

elysia 🩷

i find it very interesting that when 2012 donatello and 1987 donatello went to the mirage dimension, their animation styles don't change, but the moment they're in either of each other's worlds, their style changes to fit that dimension's 😭

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─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 22h

blasted machine .ᐟ.ᐟ

[ slamming his fist down on to the device in question . as if that's going to make it work or something . 💀 ]