─╌ 𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. ( ev. )
@theshredder.bsky.social
𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝙄 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊, 𝐈'𝐌
𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝒁𝑨𝑷 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝘼𝙇𝙇
𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗚𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗟𝗘 𝗥𝗔𝗬
@dimensionx.bsky.social
𝑰𝑵𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑫 .ᐟ
WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
EVENT !! @dimensionx.bsky.social's personality .
Pinned
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ 𝓖𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗜𝗡 , 𝑨𝑮𝑮𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑺𝑰𝑽𝑬
𝑨𝑴𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑩𝑰𝑨𝑵 ── 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐋𝐋
𝐍𝐎𝐓 「 * 𝗙𝗢𝗜𝗟 」 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ
ᅠ 𝓖𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗜𝗡 , 𝑨𝑮𝑮𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑺𝑰𝑽𝑬
𝑨𝑴𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑩𝑰𝑨𝑵 ── 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐋𝐋
𝐍𝐎𝐓 「 * 𝗙𝗢𝗜𝗟 」 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ
nothing has HAPPENED TO ME . and NO .
… oh dear. 💧
What has happened to you ? Did someone place a curse upon you ?
What has happened to you ? Did someone place a curse upon you ?
krang .ᐣ
how am i acting anything LIKE that moronic medulla ── HONESTLY . 🤬
how am i acting anything LIKE that moronic medulla ── HONESTLY . 🤬
November 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
nothing has HAPPENED TO ME . and NO .
krang .ᐣ
how am i acting anything LIKE that moronic medulla ── HONESTLY . 🤬
how am i acting anything LIKE that moronic medulla ── HONESTLY . 🤬
You are acting as if you are Krang— this is rather odd and I am not fond of it. 💧
what do you THINK . 😡
November 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
krang .ᐣ
how am i acting anything LIKE that moronic medulla ── HONESTLY . 🤬
how am i acting anything LIKE that moronic medulla ── HONESTLY . 🤬
what do you THINK . 😡
Is it John and Marsha ? 👺
... everybody KNOWS what my favorite show is, fool .ᐟ
[ shaking his fist at her . 💀 ]
[ shaking his fist at her . 💀 ]
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
what do you THINK . 😡
... everybody KNOWS what my favorite show is, fool .ᐟ
[ shaking his fist at her . 💀 ]
[ shaking his fist at her . 💀 ]
So you are oblivious of your changed behavior, I see.
[ she sighs. ]
May I ask what your favorite show is ?
[ she sighs. ]
May I ask what your favorite show is ?
what are you TALKING ABOUT . i'm acting the same as EVER . 🤬
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
... everybody KNOWS what my favorite show is, fool .ᐟ
[ shaking his fist at her . 💀 ]
[ shaking his fist at her . 💀 ]
what are you TALKING ABOUT . i'm acting the same as EVER . 🤬
[ Evelyn looks Shredder up and down before responding. ]
Tell me what is going on. Something is amiss with you — you are not acting as your usual self.
Tell me what is going on. Something is amiss with you — you are not acting as your usual self.
yes, because i HATE CATS . so you're hiding them places i WON'T LOOK . 🤬
November 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
what are you TALKING ABOUT . i'm acting the same as EVER . 🤬
Reposted by ─╌ 𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. ( ev. )
"Time to make my uhhhh........ LINE?"
HOMER EXITS THE BUSH!
HOMER EXITS THE BUSH!
homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
"Time to make my uhhhh........ LINE?"
HOMER EXITS THE BUSH!
HOMER EXITS THE BUSH!
Reposted by ─╌ 𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. ( ev. )
[ they appear to have no reaction ── they continue marching forward . ]
now, do you want to make up for your mistake, or shall my army bIast you to bits and pieces .ᐣ i don't often give second chances, so you should be GRATEFUL .
now, do you want to make up for your mistake, or shall my army bIast you to bits and pieces .ᐣ i don't often give second chances, so you should be GRATEFUL .
(𝘽𝘼𝙉𝙂!!!)
[An explosive round is fired at the first rock man to enter the dimension.]
(𝘽𝘼𝙉𝙂!!!)
[Then the second. Clover takes a step back.]
[An explosive round is fired at the first rock man to enter the dimension.]
(𝘽𝘼𝙉𝙂!!!)
[Then the second. Clover takes a step back.]
i don't recall that .
[ dozens upon dozens of rock men with helmets come through the portal ── weapcns in hand and everything .
there's even a couple piloting technorovers in the mix . 💀 ]
[ dozens upon dozens of rock men with helmets come through the portal ── weapcns in hand and everything .
there's even a couple piloting technorovers in the mix . 💀 ]
November 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
[ they appear to have no reaction ── they continue marching forward . ]
now, do you want to make up for your mistake, or shall my army bIast you to bits and pieces .ᐣ i don't often give second chances, so you should be GRATEFUL .
now, do you want to make up for your mistake, or shall my army bIast you to bits and pieces .ᐣ i don't often give second chances, so you should be GRATEFUL .
i don't recall that .
[ dozens upon dozens of rock men with helmets come through the portal ── weapcns in hand and everything .
there's even a couple piloting technorovers in the mix . 💀 ]
[ dozens upon dozens of rock men with helmets come through the portal ── weapcns in hand and everything .
there's even a couple piloting technorovers in the mix . 💀 ]
I’ve heard that from ya before.
[Clover turns around to look.]
[Clover turns around to look.]
[ they will . they're not JUST rocks ── they're literal rock MEN .
gvns and the like don't have much effect on them, really . ]
... they're coming . you'll regret the day you EVER crossed ME .
[ a portal opens up behind clover . ]
gvns and the like don't have much effect on them, really . ]
... they're coming . you'll regret the day you EVER crossed ME .
[ a portal opens up behind clover . ]
November 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
i don't recall that .
[ dozens upon dozens of rock men with helmets come through the portal ── weapcns in hand and everything .
there's even a couple piloting technorovers in the mix . 💀 ]
[ dozens upon dozens of rock men with helmets come through the portal ── weapcns in hand and everything .
there's even a couple piloting technorovers in the mix . 💀 ]
yes, because i HATE CATS . so you're hiding them places i WON'T LOOK . 🤬
It is not an excuse, but rather a fact. Do you truly think I would resort to putting cats in cabinets ?
[ Evelyn raises a brow . Naturally, she’s picked up on his strange behavior. 👺]
[ Evelyn raises a brow . Naturally, she’s picked up on his strange behavior. 👺]
excuses, EXCUSES .ᐟ
[ he ... sure is stomping around a lot . 😭 ]
[ he ... sure is stomping around a lot . 😭 ]
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
yes, because i HATE CATS . so you're hiding them places i WON'T LOOK . 🤬
[ they will . they're not JUST rocks ── they're literal rock MEN .
gvns and the like don't have much effect on them, really . ]
... they're coming . you'll regret the day you EVER crossed ME .
[ a portal opens up behind clover . ]
gvns and the like don't have much effect on them, really . ]
... they're coming . you'll regret the day you EVER crossed ME .
[ a portal opens up behind clover . ]
[Clover says nothing, simply reloading their weapon with explosive flint rounds. They care not about the rocks.]
EXCUSE ME .ᐣ.ᐟ first you fucking shoot me UNPROVOKED, and now you're telling me to go away .ᐣ.ᐟ
[ he pulls out his comlink, tapping away at its buttons . ]
... i'll have my rock soldier army CRUSH you like the INSIGNIFICANT little PEST you are .ᐟ.ᐟ 💢
[ he pulls out his comlink, tapping away at its buttons . ]
... i'll have my rock soldier army CRUSH you like the INSIGNIFICANT little PEST you are .ᐟ.ᐟ 💢
November 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
[ they will . they're not JUST rocks ── they're literal rock MEN .
gvns and the like don't have much effect on them, really . ]
... they're coming . you'll regret the day you EVER crossed ME .
[ a portal opens up behind clover . ]
gvns and the like don't have much effect on them, really . ]
... they're coming . you'll regret the day you EVER crossed ME .
[ a portal opens up behind clover . ]
EXCUSE ME .ᐣ.ᐟ first you fucking shoot me UNPROVOKED, and now you're telling me to go away .ᐣ.ᐟ
[ he pulls out his comlink, tapping away at its buttons . ]
... i'll have my rock soldier army CRUSH you like the INSIGNIFICANT little PEST you are .ᐟ.ᐟ 💢
[ he pulls out his comlink, tapping away at its buttons . ]
... i'll have my rock soldier army CRUSH you like the INSIGNIFICANT little PEST you are .ᐟ.ᐟ 💢
Shut up.
Git outta my sight.
Git outta my sight.
[ thankfully for him, he's wearing armor over his boot today . ]
aRGH ── for the last time, i don't know what you're ON about .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ 💢
aRGH ── for the last time, i don't know what you're ON about .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ 💢
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
EXCUSE ME .ᐣ.ᐟ first you fucking shoot me UNPROVOKED, and now you're telling me to go away .ᐣ.ᐟ
[ he pulls out his comlink, tapping away at its buttons . ]
... i'll have my rock soldier army CRUSH you like the INSIGNIFICANT little PEST you are .ᐟ.ᐟ 💢
[ he pulls out his comlink, tapping away at its buttons . ]
... i'll have my rock soldier army CRUSH you like the INSIGNIFICANT little PEST you are .ᐟ.ᐟ 💢
November 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
[ thankfully for him, he's wearing armor over his boot today . ]
aRGH ── for the last time, i don't know what you're ON about .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ 💢
aRGH ── for the last time, i don't know what you're ON about .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ 💢
Still think yer above me, do ya?
Seems y’need a lil’ reminder.
(𝘽𝘼𝙉𝙂!!!)
[The bullet finds “Shredder’s” foot with ease.]
Seems y’need a lil’ reminder.
(𝘽𝘼𝙉𝙂!!!)
[The bullet finds “Shredder’s” foot with ease.]
absolutely NOT . besides, you're not worth MY ── the great warIord of dimension x's ── precious TIME . 💢
November 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
[ thankfully for him, he's wearing armor over his boot today . ]
aRGH ── for the last time, i don't know what you're ON about .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ 💢
aRGH ── for the last time, i don't know what you're ON about .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ 💢
absolutely NOT . besides, you're not worth MY ── the great warIord of dimension x's ── precious TIME . 💢
Then maybe we oughta do a little REENACTMENT.
[Drawing their weapon.]
[Drawing their weapon.]
i don't know what you're talking about, you FOOL .ᐟ.ᐟ 💢
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
absolutely NOT . besides, you're not worth MY ── the great warIord of dimension x's ── precious TIME . 💢
i don't know what you're talking about, you FOOL .ᐟ.ᐟ 💢
Th’ one where I pumped you full’o LEAD.
Did I give ya amnesia, too?
Did I give ya amnesia, too?
what ' last meeting ' .ᐣ 💢
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
i don't know what you're talking about, you FOOL .ᐟ.ᐟ 💢
Reposted by ─╌ 𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. ( ev. )
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
what ' last meeting ' .ᐣ 💢
…Surprised y’survived our last meetin’.
[ disgusted side eye . ]
November 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
what ' last meeting ' .ᐣ 💢
[ disgusted side eye . ]
[Cowpoke on the TL.]
November 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
[ disgusted side eye . ]
[ staring at a large barrel ... aaaa completely empty barrel . ]
.... those stupid IDIOTS .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ 🤬
.... those stupid IDIOTS .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ 🤬
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
[ staring at a large barrel ... aaaa completely empty barrel . ]
.... those stupid IDIOTS .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ 🤬
.... those stupid IDIOTS .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ 🤬
excuses, EXCUSES .ᐟ
[ he ... sure is stomping around a lot . 😭 ]
[ he ... sure is stomping around a lot . 😭 ]
[ Evelyn, who was in the middle of playing her piano, shrieks at the unaccepted interruption 💀. ]
I would never put felines in the pantry. When I do bring them here, they stay in my room.
Those cats must be Gatsby’s friends. You should ask him.
I would never put felines in the pantry. When I do bring them here, they stay in my room.
Those cats must be Gatsby’s friends. You should ask him.
[ stomping into @xofredrosesx.bsky.social's room . he doesn't knock or anything, LMFAOOOO . 💀 ]
EVELYN .ᐟ.ᐟ WHY DID I JUST FIND EIGHT CATS HIDDEN IN THE PANTRY .ᐣ.ᐟ 🤬
EVELYN .ᐟ.ᐟ WHY DID I JUST FIND EIGHT CATS HIDDEN IN THE PANTRY .ᐣ.ᐟ 🤬
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
excuses, EXCUSES .ᐟ
[ he ... sure is stomping around a lot . 😭 ]
[ he ... sure is stomping around a lot . 😭 ]
I'LL TELL HIM WHAT TO DO AS I PLEASE
DONT TELL THEM WHAT TO DO EITHER!
I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU, FOOL
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I'LL TELL HIM WHAT TO DO AS I PLEASE
[ stomping into @xofredrosesx.bsky.social's room . he doesn't knock or anything, LMFAOOOO . 💀 ]
EVELYN .ᐟ.ᐟ WHY DID I JUST FIND EIGHT CATS HIDDEN IN THE PANTRY .ᐣ.ᐟ 🤬
EVELYN .ᐟ.ᐟ WHY DID I JUST FIND EIGHT CATS HIDDEN IN THE PANTRY .ᐣ.ᐟ 🤬
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 AM
[ stomping into @xofredrosesx.bsky.social's room . he doesn't knock or anything, LMFAOOOO . 💀 ]
EVELYN .ᐟ.ᐟ WHY DID I JUST FIND EIGHT CATS HIDDEN IN THE PANTRY .ᐣ.ᐟ 🤬
EVELYN .ᐟ.ᐟ WHY DID I JUST FIND EIGHT CATS HIDDEN IN THE PANTRY .ᐣ.ᐟ 🤬
I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU, FOOL
DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
STOP SMILING LIKE THAT
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU, FOOL