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Malik

@asinineego.bsky.social

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀"𝙎𝙤𝙤𝙣, 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙞𝙙𝙞𝙤𝙩𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙚𝙚. 𝙄'𝙫𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙣𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙣𝙚." Mun is 20. PFP drawn @GalacticZyrus.bsky.social NO LEWD

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Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · May 19

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 3h

I DO NOT !!!! My voice is AMAZING. Huntr/x would love me.

[ no. no, they wouldn't. 💀]

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 3h

... oh my god, you sound RIDICULOUS .

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 3h

STOP LAUGHING. THIS TIME, I’ll show you how it’s dONE done DONE

[ He’s so out of tune that it would open the honmoon. 💀]

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 3h

STOP LAUGHING. THIS TIME, I’ll show you how it’s dONE done DONE

[ He’s so out of tune that it would open the honmoon. 💀]

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 4h

... BAHAHA ──

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 4h

I DIDNT !! WATCH THIS !!!

[ He goes in for a punch... only to fall over and land on his face. 💀]

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 4h

I DIDNT !! WATCH THIS !!!

[ He goes in for a punch... only to fall over and land on his face. 💀]

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 4h

i'm JUST STANDING HERE, CRETIN . how do you MISS me .ᐣ.ᐟ

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 4h

YES, I AM !! GET OVER HERE

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 4h

... NOTHING 👺

☾ 𝙇𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝙏𝙚𝙢𝙥𝙚𝙨𝙩 ☽ @lordsanguislunae.bsky.social · 5h

🤨 ?

What are you doing now.

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 5h

.... 😡

[ angrily typing something . ]

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 4h

YES, I AM !! GET OVER HERE

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 5h

... you're not going to kick my ass like THAT . 👺

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 5h

UM, yes.

[ Malik tries to kick him-- the keyword is 'try'. He misses... by a LONGSHOT. 💀]

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 5h

.... 😡

[ angrily typing something . ]

☾ 𝙇𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝙏𝙚𝙢𝙥𝙚𝙨𝙩 ☽ @lordsanguislunae.bsky.social · 5h

God, you're a loser..

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 5h

Because it's fun ?? Duh ??? 😒

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 5h

UM, yes.

[ Malik tries to kick him-- the keyword is 'try'. He misses... by a LONGSHOT. 💀]

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 5h

um, NO . 😒

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 5h

IN THIS ONE. 👺

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 5h

IN THIS ONE. 👺

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 5h

in what world will YOU ever kick MY ass . 😒

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 5h

[ Malik stomps back over 💀. ]

GET OVER HERE ! I still haven’t kicked your ASS 👺

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 5h

Because it's fun ?? Duh ??? 😒

☾ 𝙇𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝙏𝙚𝙢𝙥𝙚𝙨𝙩 ☽ @lordsanguislunae.bsky.social · 5h

Why are you cyber bullying people.

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 5h

I’m trying to cyberbully people in games — WHAT

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 5h

I’m trying to cyberbully people in games — WHAT

☾ 𝙇𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝙏𝙚𝙢𝙥𝙚𝙨𝙩 ☽ @lordsanguislunae.bsky.social · 5h

Fear not @asinineego.bsky.social , my thighs are big enough for the both of us

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 5h

[ Malik stomps back over 💀. ]

GET OVER HERE ! I still haven’t kicked your ASS 👺

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 1d

yeah, you showed me how an idiot gets it done . 😒

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 1d

[ he goes FLYING??? ]

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 1d

[ he goes FLYING??? ]

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 1d

[ smACK 👺 ]

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, let’s go. RIGJT NOW ! I’ll show you how it’s done

Heels nails blade MASCAER-AH

[ 💀 ]

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, let’s go. RIGJT NOW ! I’ll show you how it’s done

Heels nails blade MASCAER-AH

[ 💀 ]

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 1d

oh, yes . YOU, the WIMP 👺 beating a ninja master like ME in a fight . how BELIEVABLE 😒

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 1d

I WANT TO FIGHT YOU ?? COME AT ME , STINKER

ILL BEAT YOU UP

[ he’ll go down in one hit 💀 ]

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 1d

WHAT THE FUCK YOU CANT DO THAT

𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙜𝙤𝙧𝙮 ☆ @littlesxperstar.bsky.social · 1d

I am going to k!ll your husband

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 1d

Didn’t you d!e or was that not canon

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 1d

Didn’t you d!e or was that not canon

𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙜𝙤𝙧𝙮 ☆ @littlesxperstar.bsky.social · 1d

Ew I see the bitch

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 1d

I WANT TO FIGHT YOU ?? COME AT ME , STINKER

ILL BEAT YOU UP

[ he’ll go down in one hit 💀 ]

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 1d

fan behavior . ✋️

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 1d

I AM NOT A FAN I HATE YOU

FIGHT ME RIGHT NOW

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 1d

I AM NOT A FAN I HATE YOU

FIGHT ME RIGHT NOW

─╌ ‎𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑. @theshredder.bsky.social · 1d

idk guys should i follow back this 👺 FAN 👺

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 1d

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 2d

FUCKIGN finally, god. Omfg whata. Loser,I HATE that kid.

Hashtag respect your elders or you get karma

Look who is laughing now hahahaha bahahaHEHHSBSHAHAHHAABA

𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙜𝙤𝙧𝙮 ☆ @littlesxperstar.bsky.social · 8d

🦈 pspspsps (Emmy) pspspsp

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 3d

Hey

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 3d

What a lovely day, nothing could ruin this beautiful day 😊

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 6d

sans: ( he morphs into …. oh my god. It’s Malik 🤢)

♢ @ofmaskedjester.bsky.social · 6d

{ And he's.. also not shaking Sans' hand... }

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 6d

sans: won't you shake my hand ?

[ he holds out his hand. there is a whoopie cushion hidden in it ]

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 6d

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 6d

sans: won't you shake my hand ?

[ he holds out his hand. there is a whoopie cushion hidden in it ]

♢ @ofmaskedjester.bsky.social · 6d

{ He is not saying anything. He's already having a bad time. }

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 6d

evil banana: do you want to have a good time or a bad time?

[ the evil banana turns into sans undertale?!?! ]

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 6d

evil banana: do you want to have a good time or a bad time?

[ the evil banana turns into sans undertale?!?! ]

♢ @ofmaskedjester.bsky.social · 6d

{ Rhombus says nothing as he's attacked by the evil banana. Knocked to the floor, he's too busy sobbing and panicking. Curling up into a ball and covering his head with his arms. }

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 6d

evil banana: because I am the evil banana, I know everything and anything.

I know what you did last week. 👺

[ The evil banana begins to float in the air, spinning around in circles rapidly. Eventually, after reaching a max speed of 100mph , it launches itself at Rhombus. ]

Malik @asinineego.bsky.social · 6d

evil banana: because I am the evil banana, I know everything and anything.

I know what you did last week. 👺

[ The evil banana begins to float in the air, spinning around in circles rapidly. Eventually, after reaching a max speed of 100mph , it launches itself at Rhombus. ]

♢ @ofmaskedjester.bsky.social · 6d

the only people who knew were.. his old coworkers. That clown..

He begins to hyperventilate, being thrown into panic. He shakes, his chest rising and falling quickly. }

Y — you're not. . – you're not s – supposed to kn – know that. . —