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TheStatsRobot🔬🐸

@thestatsrobot.bsky.social

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I do stats, science, plants...and melancholy but not the romantic kind. Biostatistician. Straight malewife. he/him. 5'4 (derogatory) SAVE SCIENCE

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TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · Jan 24

Remember, kids, no matter how much horseshit you're shoveling, there's always a credulous reporter willing to call it brownies.

Daniel Payne @danielpayne.bsky.social · Jan 22

Anti-vaccine no more? RFK Jr. is remaking his image to serve Trump

www.politico.com/news/2025/01...

Anti-vaccine no more? RFK Jr. is remaking his image to serve Trump

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is telling senators considering his nomination to lead the government’s health agencies he merely wants transparency about vaccines.

www.politico.com

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TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 6h

Watching all the Halloween episodes of Bob's Burgers. A Brendo Halloween tradition.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 12h

OK, regardless of source, credit where due: That's a great headline.

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TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 7h

Got 6 left at 9pm

TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 7h

You...aren't?

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TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 7h

If it ain't broke...

TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 10h

Oh god no. I was always small haha

TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 11h

Don't you mean werelion

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TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 11h

The obligatory boys skeleton shirt I've been wearing every Halloween since 7th grade. I stopped growing that summer.

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TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 11h

Oh. Well you were pregaming it

TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 11h

Go Halloween it up

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TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 12h

Dear god my mother is coming over. 5 alarm, red alert, DEFCON 1

TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 15h

New conspiracy theory...

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TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 15h

Nah, I'm not having trouble sleeping, I'm working lol

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TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 17h

Me: "Why have I felt terrible all week?"
Also me:

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TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 19h

Hey, I said he should do that. Good!

Killer Emus @willoremus.com · 22h

A 61-year-old Tennessee man posted a liberal meme on Facebook after Charlie Kirk's death. A conservative sheriff had him arrested. Bail was set at $2 million.

He spent nearly 40 days in jail before charges were dropped. Now he's planning to sue. Our story: www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...

A retired policeman posted a Charlie Kirk meme. He spent a month in jail.

The 61-year-old Tennessee man plans to sue after authorities dropped charges over a political Facebook post. Free-speech advocates say it’s a symptom of a wider crackdown.

www.washingtonpost.com

TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 19h

Happy Halloween...

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Todd Rafferty @webrat.io · 21h

Pretty sure I have the scariest engineering costume of the day.

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TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 1d

That's not how the house works.

TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 1d

It's basically e waste. Haswell pentium dual core

TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 1d

no fucking idea! Her firefox search kept getting swapped to "sport search" which was a relabeled yahoo, and I figured she just kept allowing a page to change her search settings, but now I think it was setting up a drivebydownload. This is a woman that can't create a folder

TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah lol. Never seen actual botnet shit in person

TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 1d

My night suddenly got planned out for me

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TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 1d

It's a cult. They approve of whatever he does, not the other way around.

TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 1d

I've said it before and I'll say it again, everyone is bisexual, it's just to what degree.

TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 1d

Since this survey was conducted while I still fit in the 18-29 bracket, I think it makes sense that zillennials and younger have a pretty high openness to at least heteroflexibility. And that's just the ones admitting it!

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