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Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · Jan 30

Why yes, we *will* be blaming everything negative that happens in the next four years on the Tangerine Terror, just like the braindead MAGAts tried to blame every little thing on Joe.

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Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 4m

a man in a suit is sitting in a chair drinking from a cup .

Alt: Jon Stewart from A LOOOONG TIME AGO doing a spit take

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Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 7m

"I'm a wannabe cowboy, baby"

Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 9m

UNCLE CSAM

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Kid Rock wearing a weird red, white and blue pants suit in the oval office

Kid Rock wearing a red white and blue jacket and uncle Sam hat singing on stage. The outfit looks like it’s made out of sequence.

Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 10m

UNCLE CSAM 🤣

Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 13m

I said that her other personalities must have discovered her password.

I didn't get any heat, unfortunately. 😆

Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 18m

Let us know if you find anything cool in them.
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Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · Dec 2

Did I ever tell you guys about that time my sister found Jesus in a potato?

A sliced potato with a flaw in the middle that kind of resembles the Crucifixion of Christ if you squint REALLY hard and pretend hard enough

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Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 20m

He probably made himself a Nobel Prize.

Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 23m

For sure. That nutjob makes it hard to watch UHF anymore.

Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 1h

Cadet Bone Spurs should just start his own peace prize and award it to himself annually like he does the championships at all of his golf clubs.

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Jesse Duquette @jesseduquette.bsky.social · 2h

Being an ICE agent is good work for someone with tattoos of their kids’ names but not custody of them

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Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 1h

Cadet Cankles has no room to talk.

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 2h

You would think the Nobel Peace Prize was made out of 13 year-old girls the way Trump wants one so bad.

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Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 2h

Toonces needs to make a comeback.

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Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 2h

Or more likely, he's afraid to contradict der Führer.

Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 4h

Can you give me a CLUE?

Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 4h

Only slightly less inexcusable. 😆

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Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 4h

I bet she doesn't have this problem when she's going after her own party members.

Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 4h

Narcissist Donald Trump is so easily manipulated. All you have to do is bend over and kiss his ass.

Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 4h

And how many actual crimes are they ignoring?

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 4h

My tree trimmer is so awesome when he's done he takes a bough.

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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 20h

Portland right now.

Kermit the Frog sitting in his swamp and paying his banjo, singing:

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me Fuck you I won't do what you tell me Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

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Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 6h

a man in a tuxedo is holding a microphone in his hand

Alt: Obama dropping a mic

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Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 6h

Maybe we should start referring to them as ICEs.

Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 6h

Kristi Noem is participating in raids now?

Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 6h

Trump and Eric remind me of Sheriff Buford T. Justice and Junior.