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Why yes, we *will* be blaming everything negative that happens in the next four years on the Tangerine Terror, just like the braindead MAGAts tried to blame every little thing on Joe.
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Trump, after his tantrum: I didn't want that silly award, anyway! Now get that ketchup off of my gold walls.
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I can see Trump the misogynist calling it the "Nobel Piece Prize" because it went to a woman.
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If it's MAGA, an NFT of a bridge would suffice.
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Patrick is WAY more intelligent than MAGA.
thomasjay.bsky.social
Wow. He looks like even more of a potato head in this pic. I didn't think that was possible.
thomasjay.bsky.social
Her stylist finally found some stronger carpet staples.
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"From this point on it will be known as the Federal Investigation Bureau, or FIB, because I cannot be trusted."
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Scott Baio will be working the Subway concession stand.
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I don't fight for fascists.
thomasjay.bsky.social
Fireworks are more soothing than this crap.

—Dogs everywhere
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Let’s be clear. Trump was prosecuted because he COMMITTED CRIMES.
thomasjay.bsky.social
And poop in the butt cheeks.
thomasjay.bsky.social
Is Subway going to give Scott time off for this?
thomasjay.bsky.social
I've been saying for a while that Chuck Schumer ottoman up.

(I apologize for this, but regret nothing. 😆)
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The dead don't have to live with the shame.
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Drake's dis missed. 😆
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What a couple of Conspirators Under Narcissist Trump.
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nothoodlum.bsky.social
“Hurry up, Lurch — I have to get to my cognitive exam. I was up all night studying.”

“I’m not Lurch, Dad. I’m Eric.”

“How’s your mother, Eric?”

“She’s dead.”

“You should have told me. I could have stuck her in the weeds — I can use the tax deduction.”

“You did that already.”