Derek
@thomsirveaux.bsky.social
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Books, cats, MST3K, Hawkeyes, Chicago Cubs. Native Iowan marooned in Spartanland. Rarely funny on purpose.
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thomsirveaux.bsky.social
I've liked bits & pieces of Worthitpurchase's previous releases, but they really found a groove with their new album. Very consistent, a joy to listen to. I needed to hear this after a frustrating last 12 hours.

worthitpurchase.bandcamp.com/track/random...
Random Numbers, by Worthitpurchase
from the album Worthitpurchase
worthitpurchase.bandcamp.com
thomsirveaux.bsky.social
Yeah so...
Near the halfway point of October & I'm still grinding, not even at the 45% mark. Honestly getting frustrated at my lack of progress.
#booksky
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thomsirveaux.bsky.social
I have been reading Schattenfroh for exactly one week. I am 28 percent done, I have not quit, I highly doubt I will quit, but... I really am in it deep. It is absolutely confounding. The prospect of being immersed in this for four more weeks is daunting. But I have not quit.
#booksky
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thomsirveaux.bsky.social
I, uhhh, did the thing.

💙📚👀
#booksky
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goldengateblond.bsky.social
whoever did this little bit of magnificence, take a bow
satire: a spirit halloween costume that’s a “violent antifa terrorist” and includes:
- inflatable frog suit
- cape
- pepper spray filter
- a thirst for the blood of the innocent
- air pump

batteries and Molotov cocktails not included
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laurajedeed.bsky.social
Imagine being such a high-strung weak-kneed coward that an ambulance being put into park sends you into a frothing murderous rage, where are they even finding these freakshows
ericumansky.bsky.social
ICE agents blocked an ambulance that was trying to take an injured protester to hospital.

"We are still not being allowed to leave by ICE officers.” an EMT said on radio

When driver tried to get out, an agent yelled, "DON’T YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN, I WILL SHOOT YOU"

www.wweek.com/news/2025/10...
Documents Allege a Federal Agent at Portland ICE Threatened to Shoot an Ambulance Driver
Feds delayed medics who had come to pick up an injured protester. Then, according to confidential incident reports, the agents became aggressive.
www.wweek.com
thomsirveaux.bsky.social
From your mouth to Garfield's ears.
thomsirveaux.bsky.social
How about a cat in a crockpot?
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bombsfall.bsky.social
If the US can ever vomit this stupid era out we're gonna need widespread all-ages education on basic facts like when you'd see old billboards or MST3k shorts advertising the concept of hand washing or being good. Stop Using Gasoline To Wash Clothes. Springs Are Ubiquitous & Essential To Modern Life
thomsirveaux.bsky.social
You should be apologizing to all of us, you cretin!
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bencollins.bsky.social
Listen to the response to this and look how easy it is to say it.
grahamformaine.bsky.social
We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
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iahawks101.bsky.social
Iowa 37 Wisconsin 0

O Line dominated. RBs ran all over them. Gronowski played smart. Defense made plays. Fickell’s days have to be numbered. Let’s drink!
thomsirveaux.bsky.social
LOL Wisconsin.

#hawkeyes
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frankconniff.bsky.social
The far-left "Kamala would be have been no better than Trump" crowd really needs to fuck off forever.
lagunabeachdems.bsky.social
Northwest Chicago Suburb: ICE Agents Rip 15-Year-Old Girl from Car, Slam Her to Ground She Screams “I’m 15!” as Man Kneels on Her Neck
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simonwdc.bsky.social
Trump has gone totally mad. It's 25th Amendment time all day, every day. He's living in a totally invented, fictional world. And he's old and in ill-health.

It's outrageous, reckless, choose your word that Republicans haven't done more to deal with this.
atrupar.com
Trump: "The restaurants were all closing, now you can't get into a restaurant. They're opening up new restaurants. It took 12 days for us. We sent in not politically correct military. We sent them in based on merit."
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adamchicago.bsky.social
The frogs have landed in Chicago!
Protestor in a frog suit and an anti-Ice sign with what I believe to be a Pokémon character on a street corner in Rogers Park.
thomsirveaux.bsky.social
Daddy-O himself. I knew it! 😁
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samadams.bsky.social
congrats to Nobel Peace Prize winner Portland Frog
thomsirveaux.bsky.social
Same.
Also, if Shaw *wasn't* starting.
thomsirveaux.bsky.social
I'm glad you seem pretty chill at having spiders around.
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thomsirveaux.bsky.social
This happened & CNN tried to help the fascists cover it up.

Sure would be a shame if certain no-goodnicks kept this afloat.
#cnn

youtu.be/vWudXaj60rU?...
Stephen Miller Says Trump Has 'Plenary Authority'
YouTube video by HuffPost
youtu.be
thomsirveaux.bsky.social
This happened & CNN tried to help the fascists cover it up.

Sure would be a shame if certain no-goodnicks kept this afloat.
#cnn

youtu.be/vWudXaj60rU?...
Stephen Miller Says Trump Has 'Plenary Authority'
YouTube video by HuffPost
youtu.be
thomsirveaux.bsky.social
Phew. The #Cubs survive for one more day!
thomsirveaux.bsky.social
I was wondering this exact thing! 😁