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The Onion @theonion.com · 6h

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 7h

YES YOU SHOULD VOTE IN LOCAL ELECTIONS TOMORROW EVEN IF MAMDANI IS NOT ON THE BALLOT WHERE YOU LIVE

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LunarFox: 🌹 @tmaspen.bsky.social · 13h

See also: Speaker of the House, Republicans, Donald Trump

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13h

it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions

"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"

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LunarFox: 🌹 @tmaspen.bsky.social · 13h

See, the corporate stores have high prices and big checks written to Republicans

Reminder: if you see someone shoplift from Walmart, no you didn't

LunarFox: 🌹 @tmaspen.bsky.social · 13h

Mikey, Mikey, you're confusing the right to defend oneself with your Fuehrer's itch to slaughter protesters again

Bad Speaker, Bad

(btw, infringed, Michael, means taken away without reason. It does NOT mean "I should be able to have any murder-weapon I want")

You like killing, just say that Mike

LunarFox: 🌹 @tmaspen.bsky.social · 13h

Legal Impediments: sounds like the GOP to me

Or a banger band name

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LunarFox: 🌹 @tmaspen.bsky.social · 2d

AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES

LunarFox: 🌹 @tmaspen.bsky.social · 3d

That, and isn't Rose canonically gay? (Or at least, very into Saria?)

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LunarFox: 🌹 @tmaspen.bsky.social · 3d

Hey, G7s are sweet

But yeah, f la

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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · Jul 6

patches the halloween fox (@calico_patches) on Twitter: "It's called executive dysfunction but I'm not sure there's actually any executives in my brain. Highest ranked in there is probably an overworked assistant store manager existing entirely on energy drinks and cinnamon rolls."

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LunarFox: 🌹 @tmaspen.bsky.social · 3d

My offer stands, sir

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Juris Doctor Dredd Esq. @optimusviktor.bsky.social · 25d

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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 11d

Ad: This clip, then cutting to people waiting in food lines, then to Johnson saying he isn't familiar with X, Y, or Z, then cutting to U.S. citizens being arrested by masked goons, then a quote from Roberts and the immunity decision.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11d

Leavitt: "At this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is really the president's main priority."

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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 8d

SNAP isn't about "people who don't work." It's about people who don't get paid enough to live.

Of the 40 or so million people who rely on food stamps:

* Two-thirds are children, seniors, or disabled

* Most working-age adults who receive SNAP are employed—but in jobs that pay poverty wages