Juris Doctor Dredd Esq.
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Haha fuck yeah
January 29, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Haha fuck yeah
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I get it. They sometimes publish a good piece. But my contempt for The Atlantic runs so deep. I'll pretty much always look for a piece that covers the same ground in a more ethical publication, and such work usually exists. Support indy media, fam. It'll help get you free, instead of the reverse.
January 27, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I get it. They sometimes publish a good piece. But my contempt for The Atlantic runs so deep. I'll pretty much always look for a piece that covers the same ground in a more ethical publication, and such work usually exists. Support indy media, fam. It'll help get you free, instead of the reverse.
One of the few things that gives me hope is the knowledge that they'll never make a sacrifice for a stranger, let alone a comrade. They will never have each other's back but we do.
January 26, 2026 at 2:09 AM
One of the few things that gives me hope is the knowledge that they'll never make a sacrifice for a stranger, let alone a comrade. They will never have each other's back but we do.
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
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traveling back in time and ignoring his cries of "it hardly seems necessary" and digging a revolver into jemmy madison's temple until he writes federalist #86, "what if the president is the biggest most corrupt shit-for-brains in history and also going insane"
January 19, 2026 at 5:42 AM
traveling back in time and ignoring his cries of "it hardly seems necessary" and digging a revolver into jemmy madison's temple until he writes federalist #86, "what if the president is the biggest most corrupt shit-for-brains in history and also going insane"
Ate an Italian Beef the size of an infant for luck and the Chicago Brown Bears still lose it in OT.
January 19, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Ate an Italian Beef the size of an infant for luck and the Chicago Brown Bears still lose it in OT.
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the lesson, if you are the creator of a widely beloved piece of entertainment who is also a dipshit, is never post
January 13, 2026 at 4:42 PM
the lesson, if you are the creator of a widely beloved piece of entertainment who is also a dipshit, is never post
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Time to throw some non tainted dollars Kat’s way.
AIPAC spends hundreds of millions buying primaries across the country.
Now they’re trying to buy mine.
Now they’re trying to buy mine.
January 13, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Time to throw some non tainted dollars Kat’s way.
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This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day
March 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day
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How many women have died with “fucking bitch” ringing in their ears? Don’t let the misogyny get erased here
January 10, 2026 at 5:21 AM
How many women have died with “fucking bitch” ringing in their ears? Don’t let the misogyny get erased here
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Man it feels so stupid working on getting healthier so I can live longer and planning for my long-term financial future right now.
January 6, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Man it feels so stupid working on getting healthier so I can live longer and planning for my long-term financial future right now.
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I was born in April 1805
Napoleon was master of Europe
Only the BRITISH FLEET stood before him
Oceans were now battlefields
Napoleon was master of Europe
Only the BRITISH FLEET stood before him
Oceans were now battlefields
December 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I was born in April 1805
Napoleon was master of Europe
Only the BRITISH FLEET stood before him
Oceans were now battlefields
Napoleon was master of Europe
Only the BRITISH FLEET stood before him
Oceans were now battlefields
Bari Weiss take Avatar
December 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Bari Weiss take Avatar
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i don’t think everyone needs to like every film but the way people refuse to even take the avatar series seriously in any capacity feels so performative in a way no other series has ever been treated, very odd to me
December 22, 2025 at 6:06 AM
i don’t think everyone needs to like every film but the way people refuse to even take the avatar series seriously in any capacity feels so performative in a way no other series has ever been treated, very odd to me
Running Man & The Long Walk are just real things now that rich psychopaths do & 10's of millions of people watch on Amazon, Netflix, & YouTube for entertainment. Like I'm so fucking angry all of the time because of this shit. There is no saving a society who has let this happen & actively enjoys it.
December 22, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Running Man & The Long Walk are just real things now that rich psychopaths do & 10's of millions of people watch on Amazon, Netflix, & YouTube for entertainment. Like I'm so fucking angry all of the time because of this shit. There is no saving a society who has let this happen & actively enjoys it.
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I don't mean to be divisive but to call it a computer's "natural scrolling"--which mimics the despicable Phone--and then to make it default? An outrage. Swiping down should scroll down, as was true since the dawn of time on the noble mouse scroll wheel
December 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I don't mean to be divisive but to call it a computer's "natural scrolling"--which mimics the despicable Phone--and then to make it default? An outrage. Swiping down should scroll down, as was true since the dawn of time on the noble mouse scroll wheel
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"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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The third amendment is the only thing protecting us from government assigned abusive boyfriends.
I’ve been thinking about how hard the founding fathers cooked with the Third Amendment.
Imagine being forced to house ICE. I can’t imagine they wash their hands. They’ve never done laundry in their lives. They’d break your stuff if you didn’t cut the crusts off their sandwiches.
Imagine being forced to house ICE. I can’t imagine they wash their hands. They’ve never done laundry in their lives. They’d break your stuff if you didn’t cut the crusts off their sandwiches.
October 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The third amendment is the only thing protecting us from government assigned abusive boyfriends.
Starting to suspect society was a mistake because even the people I ostensibly agree with are often deeply unpleasant.
October 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Starting to suspect society was a mistake because even the people I ostensibly agree with are often deeply unpleasant.
Good reminder to never blindly trust a white, male, self proclaimed "leftist" because often their "class solidarity" only extends to other white men.
Known many a man well versed in theory but who was also wildly racist and misogynistic.
If you're leftism ain't intersectional you are pointless.
Known many a man well versed in theory but who was also wildly racist and misogynistic.
If you're leftism ain't intersectional you are pointless.
October 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Good reminder to never blindly trust a white, male, self proclaimed "leftist" because often their "class solidarity" only extends to other white men.
Known many a man well versed in theory but who was also wildly racist and misogynistic.
If you're leftism ain't intersectional you are pointless.
Known many a man well versed in theory but who was also wildly racist and misogynistic.
If you're leftism ain't intersectional you are pointless.