Joe Perticone
@cheetah.bsky.social
Reporting on Congress and sometimes clothes for The Bulwark. [email protected]
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"The turkey is prolific, capable of producing an amount of meat that crowds our ovens and makes our tables groan. The turkey is delicious, with a distinct, gently gamey flavor that produces incomparable stock. The turkey is ours." www.thebulwark.com/p/a-defense-...
A Defense of the Thanksgiving Turkey
The noble, beautiful, all-American bird pays worthy homage to our grand culinary inheritance.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
"The turkey is prolific, capable of producing an amount of meat that crowds our ovens and makes our tables groan. The turkey is delicious, with a distinct, gently gamey flavor that produces incomparable stock. The turkey is ours." www.thebulwark.com/p/a-defense-...
Shoes made for the man who says, “Yes, my liege.”
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Shoes made for the man who says, “Yes, my liege.”
The movie 'Training Day' but all the cast would be muppets besides Denzel. Kermit is Ethan Hawke, obviously.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The movie 'Training Day' but all the cast would be muppets besides Denzel. Kermit is Ethan Hawke, obviously.
It turns out that not legislating and just doing censure votes is bad for morale www.thebulwark.com/p/from-repub...
From Republican House to Retirement Home
Mike Johnson is watching dozens of his colleagues shuffle off toward the exits.
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November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It turns out that not legislating and just doing censure votes is bad for morale www.thebulwark.com/p/from-repub...
The Adrian Chiles-ification of the Washington Post
At this point, the Washpost edit page is just trolling its readers.
This is today's actual house editorial.
This is today's actual house editorial.
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The Adrian Chiles-ification of the Washington Post
If you would like to understand Benny's principles, here's a story. While at IJR on the day of the 2015 Roanoke shooting, Benny cried in the newsroom. Not because of the shooting itself, but because we told him he wasn't allowed to post the video of the murder on the website.
Benny Johnson had perhaps the best 2025 of any streamer on the right, drawing more than 1 billion YouTube views as he hobnobbed with Trump administration power players and GOP elites.
His job is to have no principles. Business is booming. www.mediamatters.org/benny-johnso...
His job is to have no principles. Business is booming. www.mediamatters.org/benny-johnso...
MAGA influencer Benny Johnson’s job is to have no principles. Business is booming.
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November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
If you would like to understand Benny's principles, here's a story. While at IJR on the day of the 2015 Roanoke shooting, Benny cried in the newsroom. Not because of the shooting itself, but because we told him he wasn't allowed to post the video of the murder on the website.
Will fit right in with the House GOP
November 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Will fit right in with the House GOP
Everyone has their Star Wars ordering wrong. It starts at "episode 1" and continues from there. They're clearly labeled.
November 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Everyone has their Star Wars ordering wrong. It starts at "episode 1" and continues from there. They're clearly labeled.
My "Not Enron" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
In the memo, “Nvidia also responds to claims that the ‘current situation is analogous to historical accounting frauds (Enron, WorldCom, Lucent) that featured vendor financing and SPVs [special purpose vehicles.)’”
@barrons.com $NVDA
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@barrons.com $NVDA
@firstadopter.bsky.social
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November 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
My "Not Enron" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
The president is focused on what matters most to Americans (reviving the “Rush Hour” franchise) www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
The president is focused on what matters most to Americans (reviving the “Rush Hour” franchise) www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Magician?
Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation
They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
November 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Magician?
The thing that matters most to Trump is being perceived as a winner. If he's alongside a winner, he will happily destroy months of Republican talking points to be "in" with the winner. It's that simple.
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The thing that matters most to Trump is being perceived as a winner. If he's alongside a winner, he will happily destroy months of Republican talking points to be "in" with the winner. It's that simple.
This is what all American judges should have to wear like how in the UK they wear powdered wigs
lol come on
November 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This is what all American judges should have to wear like how in the UK they wear powdered wigs
Government working for you www.thebulwark.com/p/senators-s...
Senators Scramble to Disown the Sweetheart Deal They Gave Themselves
Some lawmakers want to repeal the sneaky $500,000 payout.
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November 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Government working for you www.thebulwark.com/p/senators-s...
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Saying “I don’t need to see this in a theater because it’s not a big blockbuster” totally misses the point of why going to a theater matters. But don’t take my word for it: take the Pope’s! www.thebulwark.com/p/pope-leo-a...
Pope Leo and Theaters as Cathedrals
The power of Christ compels you (to go to the movies).
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November 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Saying “I don’t need to see this in a theater because it’s not a big blockbuster” totally misses the point of why going to a theater matters. But don’t take my word for it: take the Pope’s! www.thebulwark.com/p/pope-leo-a...
Going international
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Going international
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BREAKING: In Major Rebuke to Trump, House Passes Epstein Files Resolution
@cheetah.bsky.social reporting from the Capitol in today's Press Pass @thebulwark.com: www.thebulwark.com/p/in-major-r...
@cheetah.bsky.social reporting from the Capitol in today's Press Pass @thebulwark.com: www.thebulwark.com/p/in-major-r...
In Major Rebuke to Trump, House Passes Epstein Files Resolution
Trump’s grip on his party is beginning to loosen because a group of renegade Republicans.
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November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
BREAKING: In Major Rebuke to Trump, House Passes Epstein Files Resolution
@cheetah.bsky.social reporting from the Capitol in today's Press Pass @thebulwark.com: www.thebulwark.com/p/in-major-r...
@cheetah.bsky.social reporting from the Capitol in today's Press Pass @thebulwark.com: www.thebulwark.com/p/in-major-r...
Epstein resolution passes. The sole NO vote was Rep. Clay Higgins (R-La.). Now it goes to the Senate. www.thebulwark.com/p/in-major-r...
In Major Rebuke to Trump, House Passes Epstein Files Resolution
Trump’s grip on his party is beginning to loosen because a group of renegade Republicans.
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November 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Epstein resolution passes. The sole NO vote was Rep. Clay Higgins (R-La.). Now it goes to the Senate. www.thebulwark.com/p/in-major-r...
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This whole Epstein ordeal really shows Johnson has only limited skills as a speaker when Trump isn’t a backseat driver.
November 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This whole Epstein ordeal really shows Johnson has only limited skills as a speaker when Trump isn’t a backseat driver.
Almost the entire House Democratic Caucus is united against Marie Gleusenkamp Perez for accurately pointing out that one of their members resurrected Chicago machine politics to pull a fast one on his district. Just gross levels of hypocrisy on election integrity. www.axios.com/2025/11/18/m...
Scoop: House Democrats' infighting is poised to get even worse
Progressive Caucus members are privately discussing a retaliatory measure against Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez.
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November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Almost the entire House Democratic Caucus is united against Marie Gleusenkamp Perez for accurately pointing out that one of their members resurrected Chicago machine politics to pull a fast one on his district. Just gross levels of hypocrisy on election integrity. www.axios.com/2025/11/18/m...
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What If the Trump-Epstein Relationship Was Even Worse Than We Thought? by @jvl.bsky.social www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-epst...
What If the Trump-Epstein Relationship Was Even Worse Than We Thought?
Four questions about Trump and Epstein.
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November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
What If the Trump-Epstein Relationship Was Even Worse Than We Thought? by @jvl.bsky.social www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-epst...
Also funny that they clearly typed "baby winston churchill" into AI and instead of it just, finding a picture of Churchill as a child, made a grouchy top hat-wearing baby smoking a cigar in an old timey wooden bassinet.
not to absolve them of their other work, but every so often the Bee posts a banger
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Also funny that they clearly typed "baby winston churchill" into AI and instead of it just, finding a picture of Churchill as a child, made a grouchy top hat-wearing baby smoking a cigar in an old timey wooden bassinet.