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The Internet’s Todd Holloman

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Just some dude from the Internet

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · Jun 23

I didn’t choose the shitpost life. The shitpost life chose me.

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Slam Cunningham ☭ @slamcunningham.bsky.social · 10h

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 1d

I would watch the fuck out of a movie about the Choctaw vampire hunters from SINNERS.

The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 1d

“I am the best at dodging bullets. Much better than Charlie.”

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 1d

Why do they get so mad when we call them nazis when that’s exactly what they are?

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat

Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

www.politico.com

The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 4d

*yakety sax plays on a loop*

Apoorva Mandavilli @apoorvanyt.bsky.social · 4d

The Trump administration on Saturday scrambled to rescind layoffs of hundreds of CDC scientists who were mistakenly fired on Friday night in what appeared to be a substantial procedural lapse.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/11/h...

Trump Administration Is Bringing Back Scores of C.D.C. Experts Fired in Error

www.nytimes.com

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Justin LaLiberty @jlalibs.com · 4d

What an absolute treasure Diane Keaton was. Her wit never tired, nor did her style.

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 4d

lol

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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 5d

Those are three people in inflatable frog suits.

@MrAndyNgo
Now that the local and national press have started to cover the Portland ICE area round-the-clock in reaction to the President, Antifa have devised a plan where they are encouraging one another to come in animal costumes.

The costumes serve the function of masking the violent extremism to make the direct action appear like a family-friendly gathering on camera, and to whitewash the past ultraviolence.

In 2019, Antifa devised a similar plot by giving out free "milkshakes" at a protest. But they couldn't contain their bloodthirst and nearly killed me when they saw me. In 2020, they mobilized a fake "Wall of Moms" where female Antifa supporters and members wore yellow shirts to act as human body shields while violent rioters behind them hurled projectile weapons.

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 5d

I think about this John Candy story from Roger Ebert way more than I should, probably.

The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 5d

Watched 911 NASHVILLE and the out-of-control peddle bar rescue where the drunk bachelorette party chicks had to fashion a rope from their penis straws was thrilling.

The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 5d

God I WISH the Democrats were this fucking cool.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5d

Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "

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Vanessa McKee @vanessamckee.bsky.social · 5d

Nosferatu

Watercolor painting of Lily Rose Depp in front of a purple sky with Count Orloks eyes looking down on her.

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 5d

Look, this premise is a dead horse that has been beaten so much it's practically dog food at this point, but just try to imagine the Republican reaction if Obama had announced a Qatari air base on American soil. Kind of a hoot.

The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 5d

Nobody really loses a Nobel peace prize. Except for Trump. He totally lost. Bigly. I prefer presidents who aren't losers. And he is a loser like we have never seen. Many people are saying he's a low IQ individual with a brain made of moldy meat grease. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 6d

Our @bastardquest.bsky.social podcast has beanies now.

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 6d

“GIVE ME THE PEACE PRIZE OR ELSE!” doesn’t seem very peaceful.

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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 6d

Your "that's an insult to [thing negatively cited]" rejoinder is not funny; I'm quite confident in asserting that.

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 6d

These cannot be real people they were created by Wes Anderson.

The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 9d

Racism makes people so stupidly hateful. How the fuck you gonna hear someone speaking Spanish and get angry and not horny? That shit is beautiful.

The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 9d

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 9d

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Carlos Valencia @carlosvalencia.bsky.social · 10d

I hate that they were being censored, but I miss the days when Pussy Riot was in the news, just because I loved hearing serious newscasters have to regularly say the words "Pussy Riot".

It's too bad Anal Cunt was never on Putin's radar.

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Vanessa McKee @vanessamckee.bsky.social · 10d

I’m just going to keep posting random bits. Really proud of this thing.

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 10d

Ray Parker Jr: BUSTIN’ MAKES ME FEEL GOOD!

Ray’s wife: Do you have to say that every time?

The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 10d

I don't understand over under on top of what the fuck ever. I just want to drink beer and scream at the TV.