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Transformer Dad

@transformerdad.bsky.social

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I am not Ron Swanson. I like Transformers and being the #1 Hasbro Shill. Opinions are not my own. Also: Hot Rod Sucks

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · Dec 29

These colors are so beautiful. I love them, love them, love them.

-Legacy United Slipstream

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 35m

To be fair, I’ve only learned how to be lazy since my first eye surgery.

Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 2h

Why are people so busy all the time? Listening to other parents talk about all the things and home projects they are doing is exhausting just listening to them.

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 2h

“You can’t wrestle!”

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 2h

What about the ECW arena in South Philly?

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 3h

He’s a Christian, he’ll claim it’s persecution.

Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 3h

So I’m at a cross country meet. There is an old acquaintance here that was rude to my oldest daughter while she was working in the coffee shop about a year ago. Now I want to walk up and call him an asshole as this is the first time I’ve seen him since, but I don’t think this is the proper place…

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 3h

In my eye drop bag. I didn’t want to loose it while I’m out and about.

Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 3h

No.

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 4h

Huh? I must be blind.

Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 4h

Micronus Prime and his army of rubber duckies.

Disclaimer: I don’t drive a Jeep, my 8 year old wanted to put ducks on our windshield though.

Micronus Prime in its exoskeleton mode with colorful rubber ducks on the dash of my car headed towards a cross country tournament.

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 5h

I might go by Micronus prime. Other than that, it’s m lazy.

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🇨🇿Krisha misses TFN and also is spooky (they/he/any) @krisha.bsky.social · 6h

Pro tips for applying wallpaper:

1. Don't.

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 5h

Awesome. I had all this eye surgery crap, and got off course. I Gotta follow your lead.

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 5h

It’s funny. When this subgroup first was announced, I was just kind of “eh”. Then I picked up the black one, Magneous, and was blown away. Picked up Shard. Then they announced the blue one in a high $$$ multipack, that I didn’t want the main dude. But I found him on sale. Then I bought the white one

Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 5h

I got lucky and found Calcitron at under half price a couple weeks back. I wasn’t even looking. It made my weekend a good one.

Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 15h

And Also those box jellyfish native to Australian waters.

Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 22h

I want a Shard repaint in translucent plastic. Give it a gem look.

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 22h

Shard Sighting!

🎃Rikor Mortis🎃 @slightlyonfire.bsky.social · 22h

Kup overcomes his fear of death crystals to team up with the Lady of Chaos herself - Shard! It’s an uneasy alliance at first but the universal greeting combined with an offering of energon goodies soon smooths things over & allows the old timer and geo girl to unite in Armorizer form to fight evil!

“Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong”

Transformers Studio Series Kup seeks the aid of the rocky Armorizer Shard. She doesn’t trust Autobots and he’s shit-scared of death crystals (which she’s composed of) so it is a bit of a… rocky start (woooo!)

Alliance established, the pair charge into battle

Kup fires his musket laser whilst shard spews forth showers of indestructible death crystals

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 23h

Hasbro: But you’ll feel left out. You’ll be the only kid on social media without it! You won’t be a true fan!

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 1d

I’m trying to talk myself out of Bruticus.

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 1d

Need anymore convincing to cut back?

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 1d

Is today April Fool’s Day?

…Sorry I had to ask.

preternia @preternia.com · 1d

Next Transformers Timelines theme and release: Starscream and Ox Cart Prime.

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 1d

I caved and preordered SS Soundwave yesterday. Will probably do that with Big Convoy when he goes up as well. lol. It ain’t easy. Plus I want the Target 4-Pack at some point.

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 1d

I want to sit and enjoy the collection that I have, more than looking forward to more purchases, in all honesty. It’s not easy, I’m not gonna try and fool myself. I did mess with CW Magnus/ TR Powermaster Prime/ and Legacy Dreadwing last night. It’s nice just to mess with all of them.

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 1d

I just turned on the full screen fireplace on YouTube on the big screen TV. It’s warming up the living room quite nicely.