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Transformer Dad

@transformerdad.bsky.social

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I am not Ron Swanson. I like Transformers and being the #1 Hasbro Shill. Opinions are not my own. Also: Hot Rod Sucks

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · Dec 29

These colors are so beautiful. I love them, love them, love them.

-Legacy United Slipstream

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 2h

I want a Shard repaint in translucent plastic. Give it a gem look.

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 2h

Shard Sighting!

🎃Rikor Mortis🎃 @slightlyonfire.bsky.social · 3h

Kup overcomes his fear of death crystals to team up with the Lady of Chaos herself - Shard! It’s an uneasy alliance at first but the universal greeting combined with an offering of energon goodies soon smooths things over & allows the old timer and geo girl to unite in Armorizer form to fight evil!

“Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong”

Transformers Studio Series Kup seeks the aid of the rocky Armorizer Shard. She doesn’t trust Autobots and he’s shit-scared of death crystals (which she’s composed of) so it is a bit of a… rocky start (woooo!)

Alliance established, the pair charge into battle

Kup fires his musket laser whilst shard spews forth showers of indestructible death crystals

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 4h

Hasbro: But you’ll feel left out. You’ll be the only kid on social media without it! You won’t be a true fan!

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 6h

I’m trying to talk myself out of Bruticus.

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 6h

Need anymore convincing to cut back?

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 6h

Is today April Fool’s Day?

…Sorry I had to ask.

preternia @preternia.com · 6h

Next Transformers Timelines theme and release: Starscream and Ox Cart Prime.

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 6h

I caved and preordered SS Soundwave yesterday. Will probably do that with Big Convoy when he goes up as well. lol. It ain’t easy. Plus I want the Target 4-Pack at some point.

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 7h

I want to sit and enjoy the collection that I have, more than looking forward to more purchases, in all honesty. It’s not easy, I’m not gonna try and fool myself. I did mess with CW Magnus/ TR Powermaster Prime/ and Legacy Dreadwing last night. It’s nice just to mess with all of them.

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 7h

I just turned on the full screen fireplace on YouTube on the big screen TV. It’s warming up the living room quite nicely.

Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 7h

Feels nice under the blankets in bed though.

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 7h

We went down to 32f overnight. Reading 62f on the thermostat. Hopefully the sun warms the house a bit.

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 7h

We’ve entered “should I turn on the furnace or keep it off” season.

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 7h

I’m thankful that I’m not a Philadelphia sports fan today. Holy cow! You guys okay over there?

Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 19h

What is the brown one? It looks like something I know.

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 1d

My mom asked me the other day why I like Transformers so much as an adult. Well mom, it was, it was…

Tylenol….

a man in a hat and sunglasses talks to a woman and a man in a trench coat

Alt: Explaining to my mom that all the Tylenol she took while pregnant, has lead to my being the way that I am.

media.tenor.com

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 1d

Also know as me going swimming in cold water.

Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 1d

Easy, yesterday was Wednesday. And the day before that was Sunday.

Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 1d

I no it’s “taboo” to suggest, but I’d love to see a shard done in translucent plastic.

Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks, it’s probably not as bad as I make it out to be. It’s teaching me patience more than anything.

Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve been thinking about that since I picked up nucleus yesterday. I’m sure he’ll be like a store exclusive for Walmart or target one of these days. For target they could make them red and call them Rubytron.

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe I’ll take a picture tonight after I put my clear lens on. I’d be afraid to put my eyepatch on without that hard lens at this point.

Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 1d

Oh gotcha. If you look close, these is a crack above me right eye. They are held together with a strip of duct tape. I’ve been waiting for over six months for all this stuff to be finished so that I can get my eye exam and new glasses lol.

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 1d

Group shot. I really like these guys. Like way more than I ever thought I would. Better than the Junkions from the previous year. The color pallet is nice too.

Infernac Universe “Rocklords”. Calcitron, Shard, Boulderdash, Magneous, and Nucleous.

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 1d

That lingo is above my pay grade. Lol.

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Transformer Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 1d

On the bright side, I don’t have to take my glasses off to put my eyedrops in.