Transformer Dad
@transformerdad.bsky.social
I am not Ron Swanson. I like Transformers and being the #1 Hasbro Shill. Opinions are not my own. Also: Hot Rod Sucks
Hook is pissed at Road Hauler for dating his mom.
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Hook is pissed at Road Hauler for dating his mom.
I’d maybe get that Purple/Gold Prime. But then I’d have to try and get all thirteen. And well…fuck that.
November 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I’d maybe get that Purple/Gold Prime. But then I’d have to try and get all thirteen. And well…fuck that.
A lot of people shit on Megan Fox, but she has nice legs below the knees.
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
A lot of people shit on Megan Fox, but she has nice legs below the knees.
I didn’t stop at any Walmarts today looking for those 2 for $15 packs. There were at least two along our travels into snow country.
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I didn’t stop at any Walmarts today looking for those 2 for $15 packs. There were at least two along our travels into snow country.
Nah. I just made it up. But anything can be official if you believe hard enough.
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Nah. I just made it up. But anything can be official if you believe hard enough.
Those Kmart Exclusives from Universe 2.0 were the bee’s knees.
November 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Those Kmart Exclusives from Universe 2.0 were the bee’s knees.
I love me a good Stratos.
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I love me a good Stratos.
Would be cool if it turned into an ornament that could hang on the tree.
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Would be cool if it turned into an ornament that could hang on the tree.
It was part of Walmart’s AllSpark Power capsule, or whatever they called Walmart’s exclusive’s I think.
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It was part of Walmart’s AllSpark Power capsule, or whatever they called Walmart’s exclusive’s I think.
Did you finish my section in your store yet? Extra Kleenex boxes please.
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Did you finish my section in your store yet? Extra Kleenex boxes please.
Damn that’s golden. Nice job.
November 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Damn that’s golden. Nice job.
Good to hear. Hoping for a speedy recovery for you.
November 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Good to hear. Hoping for a speedy recovery for you.
What is that garbage on the right?
November 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
What is that garbage on the right?