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i have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane

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Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 12d

Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 49m

what if he was drunk again and accidentally covered it up with a swastika

casey morell @caseym.org · 59m

PORTLAND, Maine (AP) — Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner tells AP he got a new tattoo to cover one seen as a Nazi symbol.

Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 4h

everyone is twelve now strikes again

Dr Matt Lodder @mattlodder.com · 21h

Incredible scenes.

www.wdbj7.com/2025/10/19/t...

Teen removed from boys basketball tryouts, told to join girls team over birth certificate error

The boy's parents say a mix-up at the hospital led to him being mistakenly listed as female on his birth certificate.

www.wdbj7.com

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LOWρUF🐸 🇵🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦🇲🇽 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 19h

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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 16h

sleuthing...

a 3d render of the muppets rowlf and baskerville as sherlock and watson

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Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 18h

bart swings wooden chair
homer simpson screams no more
should have locked the bathroom door

21th century simpsons man

Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 19h

real locals call it n york c

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Ripperoni @ripperoni.com · 20h

I’m gonna miss him in a way

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Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 19h

Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 20h

i'm not sure if they are going to spin this as "the democrats are the real nazis" or if they are going to try to paint platner as "a victim of woke cancel culture"

either way we're fucked

Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 21h

fuck its not even a good ai gen video. this shit looks like it was generated when twitter was still called twitter

Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 22h

george lucas on the set of return of the jedi

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22h

Trump: "We have Darth Vader. You know Darth Vader, right? Darth Vader is a man who is sitting -- is that Darth? Stand up please. Does everybody know -- they call him Darth Vader, I call him a fine man. But he's cutting Democrat priorities and they're never gonna get them back."

Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 1d

there is a large distracting ball of light in the sky that you are not allowed to look at

Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 1d

it is strange how many service members have nazi tattoos

Maureen Jice @jane.meangirls.online · 1d

This whole time I’ve been talking about the Fetterman Particles radiating off this guy but it turns out they’re regular were regular ol’ Hitler Particles.

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Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 1d

just found out that roman polanski is running for mayor of europe and i think that is pretty fucked up

Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 1d

everything worse

Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 1d

i know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards

Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 1d

10 minutes of realistic family guy dialog video that is just peter saying slurs

Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 1d

Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 2d

sometime you just need to restart your phone for it to remember that the internet exists

Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 2d

marxism is when money?

Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 2d

this is the modern day equivalent of that one dude who set up his gamecube in his crawlspace for a neogaf thread

Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 2d

the leftist mind can not comprehend my obviously staged photograph

Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 2d

A leftist's head would explode if they had to watch sports with such an incredibly shitty setup

X user: A leftists head would actually explode if they experienced this

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cassy “pussy” willow, best Postinger on the internet @bestpostinger.bsky.social · 2d

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Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 3d

I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House

molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 3d

and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 3d

i'm at the Yes Kings rally and it's really rough. most of it is me pouring mead for this guy while he entertains lords from far away lands

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