Mrs. McXanadu's Christmas Carol
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i have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane
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living in a shithole means that you are constantly playing a game of "dead light bulb, broken lamp, or faulty wiring?" and there are never any winners
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
living in a shithole means that you are constantly playing a game of "dead light bulb, broken lamp, or faulty wiring?" and there are never any winners
due to recent discoveries i'm sad to report that john wilkes booth is NO LONGER a friend of the podcast
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
due to recent discoveries i'm sad to report that john wilkes booth is NO LONGER a friend of the podcast
they are calling you "weak sauce" on the patreon exclusive podcast
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
they are calling you "weak sauce" on the patreon exclusive podcast
bought a lot of eggs at costco and the cashier said, damn that is a lot of eggs and i am like yes, that is a lot of eggs
December 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
bought a lot of eggs at costco and the cashier said, damn that is a lot of eggs and i am like yes, that is a lot of eggs
so it begins
December 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
so it begins
i don't have to listen to your shitty ass takes, i am better than you, i am a subway sandwich ARTIST
December 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
i don't have to listen to your shitty ass takes, i am better than you, i am a subway sandwich ARTIST
spotify listening age gap discourse
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
spotify listening age gap discourse
me and my friends would've killed buddy the elf with hammers i can tell you that much
December 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
me and my friends would've killed buddy the elf with hammers i can tell you that much
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reminder that the admin has done this multiple times with taylor’s music and she’s nowhere to be seen lol
Sabrina Carpenter responds to the WH stealing her song to use as background music in a montage of ICE arrests.
December 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
reminder that the admin has done this multiple times with taylor’s music and she’s nowhere to be seen lol
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brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back
May 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back
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This website is amazing
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 AM
This website is amazing
costco has more balls than most elected officials
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
costco has more balls than most elected officials
i thought this was jared fogel and jeffrey epstein at first
December 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
i thought this was jared fogel and jeffrey epstein at first
there are many things wrong with walmart's weird bootleg grinch commercials, but the most baffling thing is that the whole entire marketing campaign revolves around people not knowing that walmart sells name brand products.
December 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
there are many things wrong with walmart's weird bootleg grinch commercials, but the most baffling thing is that the whole entire marketing campaign revolves around people not knowing that walmart sells name brand products.
if half-life 3 is real i will post dick
December 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
if half-life 3 is real i will post dick
women
December 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
women
every fucking time
November 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
every fucking time
wasn't lying to the cute trader joes cashier when i told them that i was planning to get drunk and watch mr magoo's christmas carol by myself and cry
November 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
wasn't lying to the cute trader joes cashier when i told them that i was planning to get drunk and watch mr magoo's christmas carol by myself and cry
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been getting some very obviously AI-written interview requests sent to the Quorators email and it's very funny seeing it try to describe our show. stuff like "I love the way you tackle Chinese/American geopolitical motives" to describe a video of Alex saying he wants to be a Chinese spy
November 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
been getting some very obviously AI-written interview requests sent to the Quorators email and it's very funny seeing it try to describe our show. stuff like "I love the way you tackle Chinese/American geopolitical motives" to describe a video of Alex saying he wants to be a Chinese spy
it is homophobic to not like all my posts
November 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
it is homophobic to not like all my posts
cucksgiving
November 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
cucksgiving