Mrs. McXanadu's Christmas Carol
@twopumpprincess.bsky.social
i have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane
so it begins
December 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
so it begins
me and my friends would've killed buddy the elf with hammers i can tell you that much
December 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
me and my friends would've killed buddy the elf with hammers i can tell you that much
i thought this was jared fogel and jeffrey epstein at first
December 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
i thought this was jared fogel and jeffrey epstein at first
polycules be like
November 30, 2025 at 10:10 AM
polycules be like
boy modding
November 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
boy modding
WOULD
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
WOULD
FUCK
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
FUCK
guess who's going to yuckyworld this weekend
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
guess who's going to yuckyworld this weekend
i sent my peter
why didn't you respond
why didn't you respond
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
i sent my peter
why didn't you respond
why didn't you respond
why would he do that?
no seriously why would he do that?
i get that this is a joke but why would he do that?
no seriously why would he do that?
i get that this is a joke but why would he do that?
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
why would he do that?
no seriously why would he do that?
i get that this is a joke but why would he do that?
no seriously why would he do that?
i get that this is a joke but why would he do that?
under my regime anyone who calls temporary secretary a bad song will be drawn and quartered
November 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
under my regime anyone who calls temporary secretary a bad song will be drawn and quartered
always found it funny that they were called fruit gushers, it made me think that there were also vegetables and meat gushers
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
always found it funny that they were called fruit gushers, it made me think that there were also vegetables and meat gushers
taping a piece of paper that says "anti woke" to the wall of the comedy club so everyone knows that i am anti woke
November 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
taping a piece of paper that says "anti woke" to the wall of the comedy club so everyone knows that i am anti woke
oh believe me, i understand the kinks on levels you cannot comprehend
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
oh believe me, i understand the kinks on levels you cannot comprehend