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Capricorn Hottie ❤️‍🔥 @twothirtythree.bsky.social · 28d

“Cuz nothing fucking matters.”

- Lauryn Hill

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Capricorn Hottie ❤️‍🔥 @twothirtythree.bsky.social · 1h

Pawn shop by me got a clearing out sale but I’ll check there if I can’t find one

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Phat Bottom Betty @the-cigar-girl.blacksky.app · 1h

And Gal Pals,

We have got to stop accepting the bare minimum in hopes that the extravagant life will eventually come.

It won’t!

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Capricorn Hottie ❤️‍🔥 @twothirtythree.bsky.social · 1h

Having to buy a new tv bc I cracked mine on a niggas back like a wrestling match was not on my list of things to do this Saturday but here we are 😀

Capricorn Hottie ❤️‍🔥 @twothirtythree.bsky.social · 1h

Good morning everyone! 💕

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Balsalmic Niggarette 🥗 @balsalmicnygarette.blacksky.app · 4h

If you gotta ask for a date, he don’t like you like that. Block him. No fault of yours, just incompatibility.

If you gotta ask for him to spend $ on you, he don’t like you that. They gone offer that up first. Block him.

If he only offers peen, he don’t like you like that. & thats okay.

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ᴾᵃᵖⁱ ᴄʜɪᴄʜᴏꜱ ᴬᵏᵃ ꜱʜᴀᴍɪʀ ᴍᴏᴏʀᴇ 🥷⃤ @igotyoedges.blacksky.app · 1h

Religiously… & them mfs never have anything for me 😂😭

Cerebral Hussy 🧠💋 @heyyypuddin.bsky.social · 6h

Y’all ever check the state unclaimed funds website? 🤔

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Phat Bottom Betty @the-cigar-girl.blacksky.app · 12h

We need more lighthearted rom-coms

They’re good for the soul!!!!

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Capricorn Hottie ❤️‍🔥 @twothirtythree.bsky.social · 13h

Hey now these Toll House pumpkin spice cookies kinda iiiiiight

Capricorn Hottie ❤️‍🔥 @twothirtythree.bsky.social · 13h

This fireplace ain’t hitting like it usually do wtf I’m shivering

Capricorn Hottie ❤️‍🔥 @twothirtythree.bsky.social · 14h

I’m down like 500 smh

Capricorn Hottie ❤️‍🔥 @twothirtythree.bsky.social · 14h

I’m floating on thin air I can’t come down

Capricorn Hottie ❤️‍🔥 @twothirtythree.bsky.social · 14h

Omg you go mama! I’m crying with yall 😭 I can’t wait to be there, my oldest will be starting HS next year and I still can’t believe that beautiful human came from me 🥹

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B. @missxbri.bsky.social · 1d

Fast forward to yesterday, my little baby is a senior now & he’s officially committed to ULL! Last night was their homecoming game & he got honored. When he invited me to walk him down the field, we cried together. I shared this to say.. that Black boy you labeled a YN really just needs a hug.

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Capricorn Hottie ❤️‍🔥 @twothirtythree.bsky.social · 14h

By my mom lol she didn’t know or find out until years later lol in HS and we had just moved into our new house so my mattress was still on the floor, I was laying on my side and he was on his knees on the floor behind me

Wiz KhaLEESA 🍃 @thepearlgoddess.bsky.social · 16h

10. Have you ever been caught having sex? How’d that situation go?

Capricorn Hottie ❤️‍🔥 @twothirtythree.bsky.social · 14h

Only if I’m in the mood for it. I give off really good “bedroom” eyes and I just talk the talk idk lol just saying anything, mannish almost from what I’ve been told

Wiz KhaLEESA 🍃 @thepearlgoddess.bsky.social · 16h

7. Do you like initiating sex? What’s your favorite ways to, if yes? Why not, if no?

Capricorn Hottie ❤️‍🔥 @twothirtythree.bsky.social · 14h

Ima try it one more time for my gworl lol but I swear if it taste like I’m taking a dirt nap, somebody gon feel it! 😂😭

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Capricorn Hottie ❤️‍🔥 @twothirtythree.bsky.social · 14h

Honestly, the rose was my favorite.. I frequently review toys on my IG close friends too, not with proof but like ratings and pros/cons

Wiz KhaLEESA 🍃 @thepearlgoddess.bsky.social · 16h

2. What’s your favorite toy? (Either one you use or one that was used on you)

Capricorn Hottie ❤️‍🔥 @twothirtythree.bsky.social · 14h

Mulch, the woods, cardboard lmao I can’t do it BEYONCÉ DONT HATE ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Capricorn Hottie ❤️‍🔥 @twothirtythree.bsky.social · 14h

Lmfaoooo look honestly, after the footage I’ve seen I don’t blame em 😭

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Capricorn Hottie ❤️‍🔥 @twothirtythree.bsky.social · 14h

Exactly! & that’s why we made it a point to not settle for that (anymore) so now it’s like okay he’s nice? Cool.. what else? & it’s so crazy that guys think that’s doing a lot lol it’s like they see it as tasks “gotta remember to be nice today, but also be romantic too!” Smh it’s really sickening

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Empé 👑🃏🦋 @yeahroccsbykeagain.blacksky.app · 14h

that’s correct! it’s so few far and between that it feels like hitting gold when it happens. but you gotta be willing to go beyond that cause if you stay at the basics…..what’s the point?

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Capricorn Hottie ❤️‍🔥 @twothirtythree.bsky.social · 14h

Liq don’t get me like that fr, smoking the devils lettuce does though

I am “forbidden” from drinking Lunazul though bc I turn into my dad apparently 🤷🏽‍♀️

Wiz KhaLEESA 🍃 @thepearlgoddess.bsky.social · 16h

3. What’s your go to alcoholic drink that’ll have you or someone folded like a pretzel?

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Capricorn Hottie ❤️‍🔥 @twothirtythree.bsky.social · 14h

I really wanted to like this but does all whiskey taste like the smell of wet trees? 😭

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Capricorn Hottie ❤️‍🔥 @twothirtythree.bsky.social · 14h

I literally just had this talk with my oldest, telling him how sick it is that me and my hg’s (& a lot of women period) get so hype over men simply being nice or kind when that should be the bare fucking minimum bc it’s taught in pre-k

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