Uberrime Dildos
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Good morning, Bluesky! Did you know we have an affiliate program?

If you have some kind of platform you talk about sex toys on (blog, social media account, classes, etc) you can apply here: uberrime.com/pages/uberri...
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It always makes my heart flutter to see one of our toys in someone else's art form, what a great illustration!

Can't wait to read this review later. Thank you again for taking the time, we appreciate it!
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A handful of medium Sensi vag plugs!

One in emerald and lemon pop, another in uv purple and vivid pink, and one in crucible red and copper.

The Sensi is available in 3 sizes, in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...
A white person's gloved hand holding three vag plugs in front of a shelf of silicone-speckled molds.
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The Draconis Dragon dildo from @uberrimedildos.bsky.social (sculpted by @excelddesigns.bsky.social) is well designed as a beginner fantasy dildo, while also fitting my tastes as an experienced fantasy toy collector.

Review: www.fantasticfrost.com/review-uberr...
Dragon dildo with text: Uberrime Draconis.
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Oops, forgot this pic! This big thing is the XL Raiju Dragon of Lightning and Thunder, all Three Pounds of Platinum Silicone of it.
The XL Raiju Dragon of Lightning and Thunder in Jade Shift, MY FAVORITE FREAKING COLOR EVER.
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I made these Raiju for listing pics and uhh, just ignore that bigun there on the left until maybe next week. We need to choose a name for it still.

Be groovy,
Marco
Large Raiju Dragon Dildo in Azure Medium Raiju Dragon in Crimson Shift Yet to be named big toy on the left there next to a Medium, Large, and XL Raiju.
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These dragons are usually only seen in stormy skies, their roars echoing over the thunder while they race splinters of lightening...

The Raiju Lightning Dragon is our NEWEST MODEL!

Raiju comes in 4 sizes, including an XL that's nearly 3 inches around! 😱

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A dragon dildo laying on its side. It has a tapered head, a shaft that gets girthier towards the middle, and a flared fantasy base with several small soft horns on it. The Raiju dragon dildo pictured from several angles to show off its unique, varied texture. Ridges, bumps, and skin texturing cover this toy from tip to base. A cluster of Raiju dragon dildos in different color combinations. A Raiju laying on its side, showing how the ridged underside is smoothly textured.
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I see I made a typo in this post... despite literally talking about it yesterday... 🤦‍♂️
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I'm sorry but it's mad weird that "lightning" is spelled that way.
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These dragons are usually only seen in stormy skies, their roars echoing over the thunder while they race splinters of lightening...

The Raiju Lightning Dragon is our NEWEST MODEL!

Raiju comes in 4 sizes, including an XL that's nearly 3 inches around! 😱

uberrime.com/collections/...
A dragon dildo laying on its side. It has a tapered head, a shaft that gets girthier towards the middle, and a flared fantasy base with several small soft horns on it. The Raiju dragon dildo pictured from several angles to show off its unique, varied texture. Ridges, bumps, and skin texturing cover this toy from tip to base. A cluster of Raiju dragon dildos in different color combinations. A Raiju laying on its side, showing how the ridged underside is smoothly textured.
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New week, NEW MODEL!

We're adding to our dragon horde with the Arboris Tree Dragon, a thick and textured design with a slanted head.

And when we say thick, we mean it! Make sure to read the measurements.

Available in 3 sizes, in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...
Three identical dragon dildos standing lined up, in different color combinations. It's a "top heavy" design, where the shaft is thicker towards the top than the bottom, with a flared base decorated with horn nubs. The Arboris viewed from an angle. The head is stout and bumpy with reptilian skin texturing. The shaft is also lined with smooth, soft bumps. A view of Arboris's underside. There are ridges lining the whole toy, and the ballsack-esque base is bumpy textured as well. Three more Arboris in different colors.
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Toys pictured from different angles than we usually take!

A Draconis in nola purple and shift blue; a Maximus in pearl white and vivid indigo; a Sensi Vag Plug in orchid and kermit green; and an Amante in skin tone 3.
A dragon dildo with a triangular head, a long shaft with scale-like ridges, and a flared base detailed with smaller scales. A realistic dildo with intensely detailed skin texturing and a flared base. A vaginal plug with a rounded abstract head, a plump body, and a flared base that's too narrow for anal use. A realistic dildo with a mushroom-shaped head, a long straight shaft detailed with veins, and a flared base.
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From pretty big to pretty small!

Our 2.55-inch wide Amplus: uberrime.com/products/the...

and our 1-inch wide Minima #1: uberrime.com/products/the...

both in luster glitter black, pearl white, and lavender!
Two abstract dildos, one giant and one finger-sized, standing side by side. They each have a very vaguely phallic cap-shaped head and a traditional flared base. They're smooth otherwise.
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Here we have some Buster pours!

A small Akkoro in luster glitter black, copper, and pearl shift
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and an Aptus in pearl white and red velvet uberrime.com/products/the...
A white person's gloved hand holding a small tentacle dildo in a dildo making studio. The dildo is broader looking than traditional tentacles, with two rows of inset suckers on the front side. The same hand holding a realistic dildo with a shovel-shaped head, a long modest width shaft, and a traditional flared base.
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Here we have some Buster pours!

A small Akkoro in luster glitter black, copper, and pearl shift
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and an Aptus in pearl white and red velvet uberrime.com/products/the...
A white person's gloved hand holding a small tentacle dildo in a dildo making studio. The dildo is broader looking than traditional tentacles, with two rows of inset suckers on the front side. The same hand holding a realistic dildo with a shovel-shaped head, a long modest width shaft, and a traditional flared base.
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Our newest fantasy model: Faeles!

This ultra-detailed @excelddesigns.bsky.social model is textured from tapered tip to fur-detailed base.

You can visit Faeles's magic shop as long as you don't touch the wax-sealed scrolls by the counter...

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3 Faeles fantasy dildos lined up, viewed in side profile. It has a tapered, phallic head crowned with soft bumps, a long shaft with a curve to the top half, and a furry flared base. There's skin texture, bumps, and ridges down the shaft. The Faeles dildo pictured at an angle to show off the medial ring ridge halfway down the shaft. A closer view of the head, which is detailed with bumps and a urethral divot. Three angles of the Faeles dildo to show its textured surface from the back, side, and underside.
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I hope to inspire others into growing their own food! Self reliance type stuff, ya know. My grandma gave me a book from WWII called "Canning for Victory!" They had a massive Victory Garden and an even bigger one in what was a community park turned into a small community farm. It's now a gas station.
Me holding a Tromboncini Squash I grew.
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Great bosses are hard to come by, but great bosses who come over your house on the weekend to build you some raised garden beds for growing veggies are even rarer.
Marco the Maker, a middle aged white dude wearing glasses and comfy "work my ass off" clothes, standing in a front yard. He's bent over a big plank of wood with a sander in hand.
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Marco's got some of the rest of the crew fully invested in gardening this week... luckily we're still making time for making dildos ;)

Here we have a Draconis Dragon, Splendid (peep how gorgeous that jade shift looks with kermit green!), Sentio Plug, and Damn Alien.
A slender dragon dildo with a semi-phallic tapered head, a curved shaft, and a flared base detailed with scales. There are smooth, low-profile scales down the shaft. A semi-phallic dildo with a round head, a curved shaft with vein-like ridges, and a flared base. A butt plug with a mushroom cap head, a plump shaft, and a flared base. An alien dildo with a phallic-ish head, two pairs of bumps on the shaft just below the head, and a flared base decorated with a few short, soft spikes.
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Marco's got some of the rest of the crew fully invested in gardening this week... luckily we're still making time for making dildos ;)

Here we have a Draconis Dragon, Splendid (peep how gorgeous that jade shift looks with kermit green!), Sentio Plug, and Damn Alien.
A slender dragon dildo with a semi-phallic tapered head, a curved shaft, and a flared base detailed with scales. There are smooth, low-profile scales down the shaft. A semi-phallic dildo with a round head, a curved shaft with vein-like ridges, and a flared base. A butt plug with a mushroom cap head, a plump shaft, and a flared base. An alien dildo with a phallic-ish head, two pairs of bumps on the shaft just below the head, and a flared base decorated with a few short, soft spikes.
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Damn Alien: uberrime.com/a/search?q=d...

and the Senos: uberrime.com/a/search?q=s...

Nearly all of our models are customizable in your choice of density and 1-3 colors.
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Our spring cleaning happens at the end of summer! Last weekend, 4 of us spent 11 hours cleaning and reorganizing most of the make space. It took some serious elbow grease!

On Monday it was back to work on customs. Like this Damn Alien in crimson shift, and this Senos in orangesicle and pearl aqua!
A picture of a busy dildo-making studio space. The walls (painted red and white) are lined with shelves of seafoam green silicone molds for toy making. In front of the shelves are 5 stainless steel work tables. A white person's gloved hand holding up an alien dildo. The Damn Alien has a smooth phallic head, two bumps long the shaft, and a flared base stylized with two soft spike horns. The same gloved hand holding an abstract anal toy. The toy's head is almost phallic, and the shaft is defined by a series of smooth bumps. It has a traditional flared base. A further away view of the studio space. From this angle, an additional work station is visible: a table with pouring implements, scales, and someone's two drink cups because it was like 7 am and SOMEBODY (Buster) can't work without coffee AND weird fizzy flavored water.
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Damn Alien: uberrime.com/a/search?q=d...

and the Senos: uberrime.com/a/search?q=s...

Nearly all of our models are customizable in your choice of density and 1-3 colors.
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Our spring cleaning happens at the end of summer! Last weekend, 4 of us spent 11 hours cleaning and reorganizing most of the make space. It took some serious elbow grease!

On Monday it was back to work on customs. Like this Damn Alien in crimson shift, and this Senos in orangesicle and pearl aqua!
A picture of a busy dildo-making studio space. The walls (painted red and white) are lined with shelves of seafoam green silicone molds for toy making. In front of the shelves are 5 stainless steel work tables. A white person's gloved hand holding up an alien dildo. The Damn Alien has a smooth phallic head, two bumps long the shaft, and a flared base stylized with two soft spike horns. The same gloved hand holding an abstract anal toy. The toy's head is almost phallic, and the shaft is defined by a series of smooth bumps. It has a traditional flared base. A further away view of the studio space. From this angle, an additional work station is visible: a table with pouring implements, scales, and someone's two drink cups because it was like 7 am and SOMEBODY (Buster) can't work without coffee AND weird fizzy flavored water.
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From plug to dildo!

A Sensi in pearl white, vivid indigo, and shift purple; and a Sensia in pearl white, vivid indigo, and pearl pink.

Get either model in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/a/search?q=s...
A gloved hand holding a plump vaginal plug in a busy dildo-making studio. The plug, a Sensi, has a rounded head, a chubby body, and a base that's not flared enough for safe anal use. The same gloved hand holding a dildo with the same shape as the vaginal plug. The dildo, a Sensia, is a smooth abstract shape with a traditional flared base.
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Next week's release will follow a similar theme... 👀
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New week, NEW MODEL!

We're adding to our dragon horde with the Arboris Tree Dragon, a thick and textured design with a slanted head.

And when we say thick, we mean it! Make sure to read the measurements.

Available in 3 sizes, in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...
Three identical dragon dildos standing lined up, in different color combinations. It's a "top heavy" design, where the shaft is thicker towards the top than the bottom, with a flared base decorated with horn nubs. The Arboris viewed from an angle. The head is stout and bumpy with reptilian skin texturing. The shaft is also lined with smooth, soft bumps. A view of Arboris's underside. There are ridges lining the whole toy, and the ballsack-esque base is bumpy textured as well. Three more Arboris in different colors.