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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · Dec 6
Good morning, Bluesky! Did you know we have an affiliate program?

If you have some kind of platform you talk about sex toys on (blog, social media account, classes, etc) you can apply here: uberrime.com/pages/uberri...
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Two hours left to our 15% off sale!

(But also..... I might have ~accidentally~ set the sale to end just a liiiiittle bit later than midnight, in case anyone is shopping and takes a little longer to get through checkout. Don't tell my boss!)
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Happy Valentine's Day, friends!

We're currently having a site-wide sale! 15% OFF customs, ready-mades, and accessories.

https://uberrime.com/collections
A banner featuring the Dapper Bowtie Dildo and Winged Fascinus fantasy dildo, that says VALENTINE'S WEEKEND SALE, 15% OFF SITE-WIDE. Saturday and Sunday, discount automatic at checkout.
February 16, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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Our full bowtie lineup, in their Ready-Made neon candy colorways!

These toys (and the rest of our site) are currently 15% OFF for the rest of the night!

https://uberrime.com/collections/inventory-toys
A lineup of dildos with a spiffy bowtie sculpted to their bases. They're all poured in neon pink, neon purple, or neon blue color combinations.
February 15, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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Uberrime makes some really beautiful pieces! You've likely seen some of them in my videos!

Everything they make is made with platinum cure silicone, so you know it's body safe

Customize them or snag a pre-made, both are on sale!
February 15, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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Uberrime almost never puts their products on sale!

Enjoy 15% off this weekend ONLY!

Please use my affiliate link to purchase: uberrime.com?rfsn=8090462...
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Happy Valentine's Day, friends!

We're currently having a site-wide sale! 15% OFF customs, ready-mades, and accessories.

https://uberrime.com/collections
A banner featuring the Dapper Bowtie Dildo and Winged Fascinus fantasy dildo, that says VALENTINE'S WEEKEND SALE, 15% OFF SITE-WIDE. Saturday and Sunday, discount automatic at checkout.
February 15, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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Happy Valentine's Day, friends!

We're currently having a site-wide sale! 15% OFF customs, ready-mades, and accessories.

https://uberrime.com/collections
A banner featuring the Dapper Bowtie Dildo and Winged Fascinus fantasy dildo, that says VALENTINE'S WEEKEND SALE, 15% OFF SITE-WIDE. Saturday and Sunday, discount automatic at checkout.
February 14, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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Uberrime is running a 15% off sale this weekend - including ready-mades, customs, and accessories 💘 Are you planning to pick up a new Valentine?

uberrime.com?rfsn=8521684... (affiliate link)
Four silicone toys, including a vplug, an alien grinder, and two fantasy dildos.
February 14, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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A Dapper Bowtie Dildo in red and pearl white, and a Fascinus in pearl white and pearl pink.

This social media jester is sleepy, so our Valentine's Day Weekend Sale is going live an hour early!

GET 15% OFF SITE-WIDE!

Discount automatic at checkout: https://uberrime.com/collections
Two dildos standing upright against a stark white background. The first, formerly the Mr Bowtie Dildo by EroticEffect, is a smooth phallic toy with a flared base and a spiffy bowtie sculpted at the bottom of the shaft. The second, the Fascinus, is a realistic dildo with feathered wings popping out of the back of the balls-shaped base.
February 14, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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We have over 60 colors to choose from.

But you can also get even our fantasy toys in skin tones! Because why not?

Here we have a Reservo Realistic, Aliter Alien, and Ardor Dragon.
Three dildos (a realistic uncut model, an alien dildo with a rounded head and curved shaft, and a dragon dildo with a broad head and scale-ridged curved shaft) standing side by side, all poured in a medium/tan skin tone.
February 11, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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The Teuthida Tentacle is a classic. Hand-sculpted by Marco, this model's tapered gentle curve & individually sculpted suckers look great in all kinds of colors... but wow, lilac & vivid violet really suit it!

Find the Teuthida & our other tentacles: https://uberrime.com/collections/tentacle-dildos
A gloved hand holding up a tentacle dildo in a busy dildo-making studio.
February 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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Our Basic Butt Plug lineup is indeed basic.

What makes these plugs unique is that each one is custom poured in your choice of 1-2 colors chosen from over 50 color options.

Basic shapes, pretty pours: uberrime.com/a/search?q=b...
Three cone-shaped butt plugs and a two-beaded plug. One cone plug has a round base, but the rest of the plugs have t-shaped anchor bases.
January 7, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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The Cthulhu was definitely one of our coolest releases last year.

This one is in luster glitter black, celestial shift, and crucible red! Wowza.

You can find Cthulhu in 3 sizes, in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: https://uberrime.com/a/search?q=cthulhu&options%5Bprefix%5D=last
A close-up of the Cthulhu dildo's head. It's phallicly shaped for functional use, but it has a face sculpt with Cthulhu's iconic stern expression. A Cthulhu fantasy dildo with a cephalopodic head, phallicly shaped body defined by tucked tentacles, and a flared base shaped with curled tentacles and dragon-like wings.
February 7, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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Short and tall!

Here we have a Felix Realistic in kermit green & pearl white; and an Aptus A-Spot Realistic in pearl white & mermaid blue.

Just like our fantasy toys, our realistic models are customizable in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: https://uberrime.com/collections/realistic-dildos
A white person’s gloved hand holding up a realistic dil in a busy studio setting. The dil is a realistic model, the Felix, which is short with a rounded head and curved shaft. It has a traditional flared base. The same hand holding another realistic dil. This model is also realistic, the Aptus, but it has an unrealistically long and slender shaft with a shovel-shaped head. It has a traditional flared base.
February 6, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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A truly groovy large Atlan, in uv yellow and pearl pink!

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A biomechanical fantasy dildo with a rounded head, a curved shaft, and a ridged flared base with a clitoral detail at the top. There are intricate line details up and down the toy's length.
February 5, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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Halfway through the week now! How's everyone doing?

Here we have Amplus Extra Girthy in nebula, vivid indigo, and vivid pink; Aliter Alien in astral green and jade shift; large Splendid in pearl turqoise, pearl pink, and clear glitter shimmer; and Teuthida Tentacle in astral green and kermit green.
An abstract dildo essentially shaped like a barrel with a mushroom cap head and traditional flared base. An alien dildo with a rounded, finger-like head, a curved shaft ridged with rib-like texturing, and a flared base with a clitoral nub at the top. A phallic dildo with a broad head, a curved shaft lined with abstract ridges almost like veins, and a traditional flared base. A tentacle dildo with the classic tapered shape and a flared base, lined down the front with 2 rows of cup-shaped suckers.
February 4, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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Halfway through the week now! How's everyone doing?

Here we have Amplus Extra Girthy in nebula, vivid indigo, and vivid pink; Aliter Alien in astral green and jade shift; large Splendid in pearl turqoise, pearl pink, and clear glitter shimmer; and Teuthida Tentacle in astral green and kermit green.
An abstract dildo essentially shaped like a barrel with a mushroom cap head and traditional flared base. An alien dildo with a rounded, finger-like head, a curved shaft ridged with rib-like texturing, and a flared base with a clitoral nub at the top. A phallic dildo with a broad head, a curved shaft lined with abstract ridges almost like veins, and a traditional flared base. A tentacle dildo with the classic tapered shape and a flared base, lined down the front with 2 rows of cup-shaped suckers.
February 4, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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What a pretty set! A custom Dapper Bowtie Dildo in red velvet, vivid pink, and clear glitter shimmer; and a custom Dashing Bowtie Dildo in pearl white and flat black.

We have 3 bowtie models available, in 2 sizes each: uberrime.com/a/search?q=b...
A suction cup dildo with a semi-phallic head and smooth shaft, with a bowtie sculpted onto the base. A semi-realistic dildo with balls. It has a realistic, helmet-esque head, a thick shaft, and smooth abstract balls. At the base, a bowtie is sculpted.
February 3, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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And of course we put our spin on it too: EroticEffect's handsomely sculpted bowtie fitted onto 2 of our previously shelved models, a suction cup dildo & semi-realistic with balls.

Available as customs (your choice of firmness & 1-3 colors) & readymades (in candy neons) uberrime.com/collections/...
A suction cup dildo with a semi-phallic head and smooth shaft, with a bowtie sculpted onto the base. It's pictured in 3 color variations. The suction cup bowtie dildo pictured from 3 angles to show the upward angle of its head and smooth shaft. A semi-realistic dildo pictured from three angles. It has a realistic, helmet-esque head, a thick shaft, and smooth abstract balls. At the base, a bowtie is sculpted. The bowtie dildo with balls, in three color variations.
January 23, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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We're excited to have EroticEffect's beloved Mr Bowtie Dildo design join our lineup as the Dapper Bowtie!

Spending recent weeks getting it ready to release has felt like exactly the right way to start 2026. Art from across the world, that we get to keep making/sharing. uberrime.com/collections/...
Two sizes of an ultra-smooth, phallic dildo design standing upright on flared bases. Its head is rounded but doesn't protrude from the shaft much. There's a classy bowtie sculpted into the base, highlighted in a brighter pigment. The same dildo, laying down. Its head looks more bulbous from this angle. The bowtie at the base is still highlighted. The Bowtie Dildo pictured from three angles. It's a bit top heavy but stands stable. The Bowtie Dildo in three color variations.
January 23, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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The Architect! A textured fantasy design for folks who like a lot of tightly lined ridges.

This particular pour is a Small, in the show-stopping combination of galaxy shift, periwinkle shift, and pearl violet.

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A white person's gloved hand holding a fantasy dildo up in the middle of a busy dildo-making studio. The dildo has a slanted, tapered head, a shaft that widens further down, and a flared fantasy base. From tip to base, it's lined with smooth, whimsical ridges.
February 1, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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Tomorrow is the last day to order a Snowman with a side of carrot and two buns!
uberrimedildos.bsky.social Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · Dec 14
Important angles.
A snowman dildo pictured from the side to display its rotund body. It has a beanie hat, three balls stacked in classic snowman style, and a flared base detailed like a snow pile with a carrot sticking out the front. A view of the snowman dildo's backside, where the bottom snow ball has rounded butt cheeks sculpted in.
January 30, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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Very special shoutouts to @uberrimedildos.bsky.social for the beautiful toys featured in this comic, @twistedmonk.bsky.social for their incredible ropes, @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social 's dildo harness tutorial on Youtube, and @theduchy.bsky.social for almost all I've learned about Shibari!
Two cartoon anthropomorphic lion and bear pose excitedly in front of a steamy and dazzling background. A flowy length of red Shibari rope twirls around three colourful fantasy dildos. The bear punches excitedly in the air and says: "Watch out, world! I'm gonna STRAP 'EM ALL!" Excerpt from my comic Local Side Learns How To Top https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/local-side-learns-how-to-top-hien-pham/
January 28, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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👀 Local Side Learns How To Top 🍆

Read the full comic on @ohjoysextoy.bsky.social!
Link: www.ohjoysextoy.com/local-side-l...

How do strap-ons work for a cis guy like me? Is it comfortable? Enjoyable? Find out in my first comic of 2026 that's equal parts funny, steamy, and educational!
A lusciously illustrated digital comic page featuring two anthropomorphic characters: a brown bear wearing glasses and a white lab coat, and a lion wearing nothing but a towel. Panel 1: the bear jumps into frame with fingers on the side of his temple: "I HAVE A VISION!!!". The Lion peeks out from the bottom of the screen: "For the future?". Bear: "A SEXY FUTURE!!!" Panel 2: the bear imagines himself in a dark and steamy environment. Lit by bright pink and purple lights are four fantasy dildos strapped to a bandolier across his chest. Bear: "A future where I walk into a sexy event with top confidence, ready to spoil any bottom I fancy with their choice of strap-on!". Lion peeks out from the clouds of pink and purple steam: "Oh my!" Panel 3: back to their regular setting, the bear folds his arms to ponder: "...but, I've never topped with a strap-on before... How does it work? Is it even comfortable? Enjoyable?". Lion pulls his towel off his waist, arches his back, pumps up his fluffy bottom, and glances cheekily across his shoulder: "Sounds like you've got questions my ass could answer~" Panel 4: the bear and lion clasp hands excitedly as their noses touch. Bear: "For real?!". Lion: "Totally! Let's conduct some experiments!" Panel 5: the bear and lion punches up toward the sky enthusiastically. Title of the comic reads: "Local Side learns how to Top! Read the full comic on https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/local-side-learns-how-to-top-hien-pham/ "
January 27, 2026 at 9:07 AM
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It's about to get chilly here in Florida, too...

Fitting timing, because it's the last week to get this carrot-wielding Snowman dong!
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It's back!

Our girthy snowman with a cheerful carrot is around for the snowiest of seasons (if you're not in Florida like we are.)

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January 26, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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A large Raiju Dragon in nebula purple, lilac shift, and uv pink; and a medium Splendid Medium in rose gold and clear glitter shimmer!
The Raiju Dragon Dildo, a dragon toy with a tapered head, a girthy shaft with bumpy ridges down the underside, and a thick flared base with decorative soft, short horns. It's being held in a white person's black-gloved hand in front of shelves of silicone dildo molds. The same hand holding a curved abstract dildo, the Splendid, in front of a series of shelves and tables all lined with silicone dildo molds. The dildo has a rounded head, and the curved shaft has ridge texturing inspired by veins. It has a traditional flared base.
January 25, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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Who are your favorite sex educators, kink educators, and sex positive organizations and influencers that have made the jump to Bluesky?
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM