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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · Dec 6
Good morning, Bluesky! Did you know we have an affiliate program?

If you have some kind of platform you talk about sex toys on (blog, social media account, classes, etc) you can apply here: uberrime.com/pages/uberri...
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 6d
New week, NEW MODEL!

We're adding to our dragon horde with the Arboris Tree Dragon, a thick and textured design with a slanted head.

And when we say thick, we mean it! Make sure to read the measurements.

Available in 3 sizes, in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...
Three identical dragon dildos standing lined up, in different color combinations. It's a "top heavy" design, where the shaft is thicker towards the top than the bottom, with a flared base decorated with horn nubs. The Arboris viewed from an angle. The head is stout and bumpy with reptilian skin texturing. The shaft is also lined with smooth, soft bumps. A view of Arboris's underside. There are ridges lining the whole toy, and the ballsack-esque base is bumpy textured as well. Three more Arboris in different colors.
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 20h
Toys pictured from different angles than we usually take!

A Draconis in nola purple and shift blue; a Maximus in pearl white and vivid indigo; a Sensi Vag Plug in orchid and kermit green; and an Amante in skin tone 3.
A dragon dildo with a triangular head, a long shaft with scale-like ridges, and a flared base detailed with smaller scales. A realistic dildo with intensely detailed skin texturing and a flared base. A vaginal plug with a rounded abstract head, a plump body, and a flared base that's too narrow for anal use. A realistic dildo with a mushroom-shaped head, a long straight shaft detailed with veins, and a flared base.
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 1d
From pretty big to pretty small!

Our 2.55-inch wide Amplus: uberrime.com/products/the...

and our 1-inch wide Minima #1: uberrime.com/products/the...

both in luster glitter black, pearl white, and lavender!
Two abstract dildos, one giant and one finger-sized, standing side by side. They each have a very vaguely phallic cap-shaped head and a traditional flared base. They're smooth otherwise.
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 2d
Here we have some Buster pours!

A small Akkoro in luster glitter black, copper, and pearl shift
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and an Aptus in pearl white and red velvet uberrime.com/products/the...
A white person's gloved hand holding a small tentacle dildo in a dildo making studio. The dildo is broader looking than traditional tentacles, with two rows of inset suckers on the front side. The same hand holding a realistic dildo with a shovel-shaped head, a long modest width shaft, and a traditional flared base.
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 2d
Here we have some Buster pours!

A small Akkoro in luster glitter black, copper, and pearl shift
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and an Aptus in pearl white and red velvet uberrime.com/products/the...
A white person's gloved hand holding a small tentacle dildo in a dildo making studio. The dildo is broader looking than traditional tentacles, with two rows of inset suckers on the front side. The same hand holding a realistic dildo with a shovel-shaped head, a long modest width shaft, and a traditional flared base.
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 2d
Astral green! :)
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 13d
Our newest fantasy model: Faeles!

This ultra-detailed @excelddesigns.bsky.social model is textured from tapered tip to fur-detailed base.

You can visit Faeles's magic shop as long as you don't touch the wax-sealed scrolls by the counter...

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3 Faeles fantasy dildos lined up, viewed in side profile. It has a tapered, phallic head crowned with soft bumps, a long shaft with a curve to the top half, and a furry flared base. There's skin texture, bumps, and ridges down the shaft. The Faeles dildo pictured at an angle to show off the medial ring ridge halfway down the shaft. A closer view of the head, which is detailed with bumps and a urethral divot. Three angles of the Faeles dildo to show its textured surface from the back, side, and underside.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 3d
I hope to inspire others into growing their own food! Self reliance type stuff, ya know. My grandma gave me a book from WWII called "Canning for Victory!" They had a massive Victory Garden and an even bigger one in what was a community park turned into a small community farm. It's now a gas station.
Me holding a Tromboncini Squash I grew.
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James Betty Butch 🏳️‍⚧️ @bettybutch.bsky.social · 3d
Great bosses are hard to come by, but great bosses who come over your house on the weekend to build you some raised garden beds for growing veggies are even rarer.
Marco the Maker, a middle aged white dude wearing glasses and comfy "work my ass off" clothes, standing in a front yard. He's bent over a big plank of wood with a sander in hand.
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 3d
Marco's got some of the rest of the crew fully invested in gardening this week... luckily we're still making time for making dildos ;)

Here we have a Draconis Dragon, Splendid (peep how gorgeous that jade shift looks with kermit green!), Sentio Plug, and Damn Alien.
A slender dragon dildo with a semi-phallic tapered head, a curved shaft, and a flared base detailed with scales. There are smooth, low-profile scales down the shaft. A semi-phallic dildo with a round head, a curved shaft with vein-like ridges, and a flared base. A butt plug with a mushroom cap head, a plump shaft, and a flared base. An alien dildo with a phallic-ish head, two pairs of bumps on the shaft just below the head, and a flared base decorated with a few short, soft spikes.
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 3d
Marco's got some of the rest of the crew fully invested in gardening this week... luckily we're still making time for making dildos ;)

Here we have a Draconis Dragon, Splendid (peep how gorgeous that jade shift looks with kermit green!), Sentio Plug, and Damn Alien.
A slender dragon dildo with a semi-phallic tapered head, a curved shaft, and a flared base detailed with scales. There are smooth, low-profile scales down the shaft. A semi-phallic dildo with a round head, a curved shaft with vein-like ridges, and a flared base. A butt plug with a mushroom cap head, a plump shaft, and a flared base. An alien dildo with a phallic-ish head, two pairs of bumps on the shaft just below the head, and a flared base decorated with a few short, soft spikes.
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 5d
Damn Alien: uberrime.com/a/search?q=d...

and the Senos: uberrime.com/a/search?q=s...

Nearly all of our models are customizable in your choice of density and 1-3 colors.
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 5d
Our spring cleaning happens at the end of summer! Last weekend, 4 of us spent 11 hours cleaning and reorganizing most of the make space. It took some serious elbow grease!

On Monday it was back to work on customs. Like this Damn Alien in crimson shift, and this Senos in orangesicle and pearl aqua!
A picture of a busy dildo-making studio space. The walls (painted red and white) are lined with shelves of seafoam green silicone molds for toy making. In front of the shelves are 5 stainless steel work tables. A white person's gloved hand holding up an alien dildo. The Damn Alien has a smooth phallic head, two bumps long the shaft, and a flared base stylized with two soft spike horns. The same gloved hand holding an abstract anal toy. The toy's head is almost phallic, and the shaft is defined by a series of smooth bumps. It has a traditional flared base. A further away view of the studio space. From this angle, an additional work station is visible: a table with pouring implements, scales, and someone's two drink cups because it was like 7 am and SOMEBODY (Buster) can't work without coffee AND weird fizzy flavored water.
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 5d
Damn Alien: uberrime.com/a/search?q=d...

and the Senos: uberrime.com/a/search?q=s...

Nearly all of our models are customizable in your choice of density and 1-3 colors.
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 5d
Our spring cleaning happens at the end of summer! Last weekend, 4 of us spent 11 hours cleaning and reorganizing most of the make space. It took some serious elbow grease!

On Monday it was back to work on customs. Like this Damn Alien in crimson shift, and this Senos in orangesicle and pearl aqua!
A picture of a busy dildo-making studio space. The walls (painted red and white) are lined with shelves of seafoam green silicone molds for toy making. In front of the shelves are 5 stainless steel work tables. A white person's gloved hand holding up an alien dildo. The Damn Alien has a smooth phallic head, two bumps long the shaft, and a flared base stylized with two soft spike horns. The same gloved hand holding an abstract anal toy. The toy's head is almost phallic, and the shaft is defined by a series of smooth bumps. It has a traditional flared base. A further away view of the studio space. From this angle, an additional work station is visible: a table with pouring implements, scales, and someone's two drink cups because it was like 7 am and SOMEBODY (Buster) can't work without coffee AND weird fizzy flavored water.
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 23d
From plug to dildo!

A Sensi in pearl white, vivid indigo, and shift purple; and a Sensia in pearl white, vivid indigo, and pearl pink.

Get either model in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/a/search?q=s...
A gloved hand holding a plump vaginal plug in a busy dildo-making studio. The plug, a Sensi, has a rounded head, a chubby body, and a base that's not flared enough for safe anal use. The same gloved hand holding a dildo with the same shape as the vaginal plug. The dildo, a Sensia, is a smooth abstract shape with a traditional flared base.
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 6d
Next week's release will follow a similar theme... 👀
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 6d
New week, NEW MODEL!

We're adding to our dragon horde with the Arboris Tree Dragon, a thick and textured design with a slanted head.

And when we say thick, we mean it! Make sure to read the measurements.

Available in 3 sizes, in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...
Three identical dragon dildos standing lined up, in different color combinations. It's a "top heavy" design, where the shaft is thicker towards the top than the bottom, with a flared base decorated with horn nubs. The Arboris viewed from an angle. The head is stout and bumpy with reptilian skin texturing. The shaft is also lined with smooth, soft bumps. A view of Arboris's underside. There are ridges lining the whole toy, and the ballsack-esque base is bumpy textured as well. Three more Arboris in different colors.
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JoEllen Notte @joellennotte.bsky.social · 6d
I found a box of my book THE MONSTER UNDER THE BED: SEX, #DEPRESSION, AND THE CONVERSATIONS WE AREN'T HAVING in storage so I'm having a FLASH SALE! Signed copies are $17 with FREE SHIPPING!

Sadly I can only extend this offer to residents of the continental U.S..

www.redheadbedhead.com/monster/
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 6d
New week, NEW MODEL!

We're adding to our dragon horde with the Arboris Tree Dragon, a thick and textured design with a slanted head.

And when we say thick, we mean it! Make sure to read the measurements.

Available in 3 sizes, in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...
Three identical dragon dildos standing lined up, in different color combinations. It's a "top heavy" design, where the shaft is thicker towards the top than the bottom, with a flared base decorated with horn nubs. The Arboris viewed from an angle. The head is stout and bumpy with reptilian skin texturing. The shaft is also lined with smooth, soft bumps. A view of Arboris's underside. There are ridges lining the whole toy, and the ballsack-esque base is bumpy textured as well. Three more Arboris in different colors.
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 7d
Some custom Calaveras from the archives!

You can get this gloriously spooky design in your choice of density and 1-3 colors until November 1st: uberrime.com/collections/...
A realistic dildo with a phallic head, but the balls are large skulls instead. The same dildo in different colors, from a different angle. The skulls are highlighted in a different color than the shaft.
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 8d
I mean, these colors are killing it! Even the matte finish toys pop.

Freaking groovy!

Marco
A Divo in Jade Shift along with a Small Sensi and an Ardor in Pearl Shift, Jade Shift, and Purple Shift. A Fascinos in Rose Gold, Kermit, and Jade Shift and a new Atlan in Lilac and Crimson Shift.
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Sydney Screams Talks Toys @sydneytalkstoys.bsky.social · 10d
Looking for a medium texture fantasy dildo that has familiar shape but isn't quite human? The Umbra Dildo by @uberrimedildos.bsky.social is a great start!

read my full review here: sydneyscreams.com/the-umbra-di...
photo of The Umbra Dildo by Uberrime in the left hand of Sydney Screams
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clyff sylvin 🔞 @clyff-sylvin.bsky.social · 9d
I WON 🥳😱
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 20d
GIVEAWAY to celebrate our Halloween exclusive's yearly return! uberrime.com/collections/...

This is the Calaveras. (Measurements in the next post.) Hand-poured with soft, body-safe silicone!

To ENTER, simply:
- Follow our account
- Like & share this post

US, 18+ only. Winner drawn September 30th.
The Calaveras Realistic Dildo with Skull Balls standing upright. It has a phallic head, a long curved shaft, and two large hand-sculpted skulls in place of balls. The Calaveras pictured from the side. This one is poured in orchid, uv green, and vivid indigo. The Calaveras pictured on its side from below. The phallic head comes to somewhat of a point, with a crown swooping out to frame it.
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 9d
The Atlan, on SheVibe!
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SheVibe @shevibe.bsky.social · 9d
⚙️ The Atlan Biomechanical D*ldo showcases an array of refined, intricate ridges. Its smoothly contoured shape is crafted from selectable soft silicone densities, ensuring a comfortable texture without any harshness.

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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 9d
Thank you to everyone who entered and helped spread the word!

It's very hard for an adult business to gain traction on social media, although BS is more welcoming than others. We appreciate your support and enthusiasm, it's what allows us to exist as a business, doing what we love every day!
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