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Uberrime Dildos
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Handmade Platinum Silicone Dildos from Orlando Florida! NSFW 18+ only. www.uberrime.com
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Look at this custom meaty chonk! The Raiju Dragon of Lightning.
The Raiju Dragon of Lightning Dildo - Front view The Raiju Dragon of Lightning Dildo - Side View The Raiju Dragon of Lightning Dildo - Front to back view
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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A Bjarg Winged Dragon!

With a hefty set of textured balls and a pair of stout wings, there’s no mistaking this dragon dildo for what it is. Available in 3 sizes, in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...

This one's in flat black, copper, and azure shift!
A Bjarg Dragon Dildo standing upright. It has a phallic head and curved shaft, a pair of balls, and two gargoyle wings sprouting from the back. It's got scale texturing from tip to base. The Bjarg dragon dildo pictured from the side. Its wings are even with the base of the shaft, meaning they don't get in the way much. The Bjarg on its side, but pictured from a front angle to better show the bumpy texture on the phallic head and the way the shaft curves down to add more girth.
November 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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A table full of wonderous things! Some toys headed to our friends at SheVibe, some toys getting poured for new Ready-Made listings, some bits and bobs...!
A metal table lined with dildos, vaginal plugs, and grinders, in an array of styles and color combinations. There's a large window behind it, blocked by closed blinds to keep out the hot Florida sun.
November 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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We've been busy this week! Gearing up for a certain sales weekend...

Here we have a Raiju Dragon in nebula purple, lilac shift, and uv pink; and a Teuthida Tentacle in crucible gold and flat black.
A white person's black-gloved hand holding up a dragon dildo in front of a shelf of silicone molds. The dragon has a tapered head, a broad shaft with bumps and ridges, and a large base with a few small squishy horns for decoration. The same hand holding a tentacle dildo. The front has two lines of deep cup suckers from tip to classic flared base.
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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We've restocked our random pour Sensi Vaginal Plugs! Small, med & large!

Our discounted "random pour" listings are toys made with leftover silicone. They can be single color, intentionally marbled, or a hasty franken concoction. But they're high quality, non-flop toys!

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A pile of random Sensi vaginal plugs. They have vaguely phallic heads, bulbous midsections, and narrow bases that are made for easier removal and aren't wide enough for safe anal use.
November 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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BJARG!

@excelddesigns.bsky.social truly wowed us with this intricately scaled dragon with bumpy balls and arched wings. What a glorious silhouette!

The Bjarg Dragon is available in 3 sizes, in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...
A dragon dildo with a phallic head, curved shaft, large balls, and wings arching out from the base. It's pictured from 3 angles. 3 Bjarg Dragon Dildos lined up in different colors. The smoothness of their scales and the arch of their shafts are quite inviting. The Bjarg in 3 sizes, laying on their sides and looking even more phallic in this position. A view of the Bjarg Dragon's underside, where smooth scales ridge the whole length of the shaft.
November 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Some oh-so-pretty pours!

Here's an Oceanus Tentacle in colorshift purple, mermaid blue, and pearl blue; Draconis Dragon in crucible red and nola purple; Element 2 in nola purple, flat white, and celestial; and Divo Realistic in kermit green and uv pink.
A traditionally shaped tentacle dildo with two rows of deep circular suckers running down the front. The flared base has a star fish sculpted on the front. A phallic dragon dildo with a tapered head, a curved shaft of consistent girth lined with smooth ridges, and a flared base detailed with additional scales. An abstract dildo with a tapering tip and smooth shaft, finished with a flared base. A realistic dildo with a mushroom-shaped head, a curved shaft detailed with veins, and a plain flared base.
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Suavio is the dildo version of our popular vaginal plug, the Suavis!

Inspired by an actual vaginal casting, the Suavio’s unique shape is designed to be a satisfyingly snug fit.

Customizable in your choice of firmness and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/products/the...
Three identical abstract dildos standing in a line. The design features a slanted tip, almost like an egg shape where the top half has been cut off at an angle. The Suavio pictured from the front on its side. Its slanted tip is rounded off. The Suavio standing on its flared base beside a soda pop can for scale. The first three Suavio pictured from above to show their unique tip from another view.
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Butt plugs! We've got some classic/basic shapes, but you can really make them unique with stand out color combinations. Choose boldly!

Here we've got a small Basic Butt Plug #6 in crucible red and nola purple; and a medium Festa in iron, copper, and silver.

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A white person's gloved hand holding up a small butt plug. It's tapered and triangular, with a narrow neck and a t-shaped base. The same hand holding a round butt plug, with a bulbous insertable portion, a thick but tapering neck, and a t-shaped base.
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Who else is having a pleasantly sleepy Sunday?

Here we have a Symbiont in tone 2, crimson shift, and 'no color' as an accent; and an Ardor Dragon in lemon pop and vivid indigo.
A white person's gloved hand holding up a phallic fantasy dildo with strange alien and biomechanical texturing wrapped around it from tip to balls. The same hand holding a thick dragon dildo with a broad head, an even broader shaft with thick scale-like ridges down the length, and a wide base with stumpy horn bumps at the front.
November 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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We were pretty chuffed with this Aliter Alien in luster glitter black, uv green, and mermaid blue!

Aliter has one of our best g-spot/prostate stimulating curves: uberrime.com/products/the...
A black gloved hand holding an alien dildo up. The dildo has a rounded tip, a curved shaft that flares out into something like a knot, and a flared base with a clitoral nub at the front. The same dildo pictured from the side, better showcasing its deep curve.
November 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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A few recent 2-color toys with some great combos!

Here we have a Xenugenesis Alien in teal (not currently available to order) and galaxy shift; a Splendid in uv green and pearl pink; a Lunaris Werewolf Knot in luster glitter black and silver; and a Bivius Alien Knot in nebula and pearl pink.
An alien dildo with a unique arched base and a curved shaft. The shaft is tapered and relatively slim, textured with rippling ridges. A semi-phallic dildo with a broad rounded head, a curved shaft with sculpted vein ridges, and a traditional flared base. A werewolf dildo with a smooth phallic head, a ovular knot halfway down the shaft, and a flared base detailed with fur lines and a moon symbol. An alien dildo with a semi-phallic head, a shaft with a smooth knot halfway down, and a base with balls and a few short soft horns.
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Faeles, Atlan, Raiju, and Cthulhu!

See a toy you don't remember us releasing? You can always check out the 'All' category on our website. It's automatically sorted by release date: uberrime.com/collections/...
A fantasy dildo with a phallic head and a long, undulated shaft with bumps and skin texturing. It ends with a wide, fur-detailed base. An abstract fantasy dildo with a rounded head, a deeply curved shaft, and a flared base with a clitoral nub at the front. It's detailed with mecha-like ridges and lines. A dragon dildo with a tapered head, a thick shaft with bumps and ridges giving it unique textural character, and a large base with scale bumps and small soft horns. A Cthulhu-shaped dildo with an octopod head, a tentacle shaft, and little wings on the base.
November 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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I've been too busy to retire these Halloween exclusive listings, but it's at the top of my to-do list for tomorrow!

Last call until 2026! uberrime.com/collections/...
A white person's gloved hand holding up a large realistic dildo with sculpted skulls for balls. It's poured in luster glitter black and vivid violet. The same hand holding a Grim Reaper dildo with a skull-shaped tip and a curved shaft rippling with fog-like textured. It's poured in uv green and uv purple.
November 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Here we have:

Damn Alien in colorshift purple and pearl violet;

Amante Triple Density in pearl white and pearl pink;

Medium Sensi Vag Plug in pearl white, pearl turquoise, and silver;

Ardor Dragon in luster glitter black, uv pink, and uv purple!
An alien dildo with a smooth phallic head with two sets of bumps beneath for additional stimulation. It has a flared fantasy base with four small, soft horns on it. A realistic dildo with skin and vein detailing down the shaft and a traditional plain flared base. The head is bell-like, with a minimal crown. A vaginal plug with a smooth, bulbous head, a routund body, and a flared base that's too narrow for safe anal use. A dragon dildo with a broad, semi-phallic head, a girthy shaft lined with scale-like ridges, and a flared base with two stout horn nubs.
November 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Recently shipped out beauties! A Lunaris Werewolf Knot in copper, pearl green, and pearl shift; and an Arboris Tree Dragon in orchid, slushy blue, and pearl blue.
A white person's gloved hand holding a werewolf dildo in front of a shelf of dildo making molds. The toy has a smooth, phallic, tapered tip, a smooth knot halfway down the shaft, and a fantasy base with fur detailing and a moon symbol. The same hand holding a thick-shafted dragon dildo with a small, sloped head and a flared base with ball-like shaping in the front and a textured arch in the back.
November 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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We made these Cthulhu for listing pics.
Small Cthulhu dildo in UV Green, Emerald Green and Astral green. Cthulhu in Pearl Violet to Galaxy. Cthulhu in Steampunk A table with 7 Cthulhu
November 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Happy Halloween!

To celebrate, we're dropping our coolest model yet: Cthulhu!

@excelddesigns.bsky.social put a lot of love into the details of this winged eldritch monster.

The Cthulhu Dildo comes in 3 sizes, customizable in your choice of firmness and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...
Three Cthulhu dildos lined up. They're shaped like the classic image of Cthulhu, with a cephalopodic head, stern face with detailed brow arches, tentacles spilling down from the face, and a base made of curled tentacles and small arched wings. The Cthulhu monster dildo pictured from an above angle to better show the detailed bumps and ridges of its head and the front half of the shaft. The Cthulhu Dildo pictured laying on its side, showing that the dildo itself is still distinctly phallic shaped despite being sculpted like the monster. Three Cthulhu Dildos lined up in a row, representing 3 different sizes.
October 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Hannah made this Small Damn Alien in Vivid Indigo and Luster Black, and absconded with it! 😆
October 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Double sided suction cups!

We make 'em in 4 sizes, with over 50 color options. uberrime.com/collections/...
Four double-sided suction cups in different sizes, stacked randomly together. They're each a different shade of purple.
October 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Here's a couple of the customer-ordered Messorem Grim Reaper Dildos we've poured this year!

One in flat black, orchid, and red; and one in uv purple, uv orange, and uv green.

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A gloved hand holding a grim reaper themed fantasy dildo in a dildo-making studio. The dildo has a skull-shaped head, a deeply curved shaft with spine bumps, and a flared base with smokey wisp detailing. The same hand holding the same dildo in different colors, facing forward this time to show the sculpted details of the skull face.
October 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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It's Friday, which means we have another NEW RELEASE!

The Symbiont Long Biomechanical Dildo comes in 3 tall, slender sizes.

Fleshy, veiny alien textures and mecha ridges make this one of our weirdest looking toys. A fitting release for the end of October!

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Three identical fantasy humanoid dildos lined up together, in different color combos. It has a phallic head, a extra long shaft covered in bumps and ridges, and a modest set of smooth balls. The Symbiont dildo pictured laying down. The phallic head has a almost horn-like bump on the tip. The Symbiont dildo pictured from above in a dark silver color. From this angle the vein-like ridges rippling up the side of the shaft are more apparent. The Symbiont pictured from 3 different angles to show its various textures.
October 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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A custom Staturo!
Buster giggling in the background there behind this THICC dildo.
October 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Some recent-ish handsome pours: Lunaris Werewolf, Anurian Giant Amphibian, Reservo Uncut Realistic, and Ookitako Tentacle!
A werewolf dildo with a smooth phallic head, a shaft with an ovular knot, and a base with fur-shaped detailing. A large fantasy dildo with a triangular head, a girthy shaft with rib-like ridges down the side, and a flared base. A realistic dildo with foreskin detailing halfway down the head, a curved shaft with a few veins for texture, and a traditional flared base. A stout tentacle dildo with two lines of small circular suckers down the front, a tapering at the bottom of the shaft that makes the toy almost plug-like, and a large rounded base detailed with more suckers.
October 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Sparkle and shimmer!

Here we have Equus Unicorn Horn in silver; Damn Jav in astral green, pearl turquoise, and pearl pink; Ardor in pearl turquoise and vivid violet; and Bella Realistic in crimson shift.
A unicorn horn shaped dildo with a thick shaft defined with smooth ridge spirals. It has a flared base topped with abstract flower blossoms. A fantasy dildo with a semi-phallic head with a narrow tip, a curved shaft with sweeping ridges, and a flared base. A dragon dildo with a broad, semi-phallic head, a girthy shaft lined with large scale-like ridges, and a flared base with stubby horn nubs. A realistic dildo with a straight shaft, a head defined with foreskin detailing, and a traditional flared base.
October 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM