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Uncle Cranky

@unclecranky.bsky.social

230 followers 370 following 1.6K posts

Dedicated to bringing back the term “chump”. Can’t wait to be the one to make someone “Leave the left”. I don’t auto follow.

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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 2h

CSI: DC

Cool music plays as lab tech attempts to identify which sandwich was used as a weapon via “breadlistics”

Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 2h

Take your time, Officer Larimore. Now, tell us which sub sandwich best fits the description of the one that attacked you that night

Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 15h

Delightfully unburdened from the immense weight of reason

Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 15h

Hahaha

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 16h

Stephen Miller endorses Andrew Cuomo.

Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 15h

We have to give a trillion dollars to a trump associate to develop personal protection from airborne sandwiches

Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 17h

Clearly this is unacceptable

Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 18h

Invisible Boy is a resident of Champion City who spent most of his adolescent life ignored even by his own father.

Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 19h

I do not understand how approval is over 30% after all this bullshit

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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 19h

“Well, here’s your problem, Marge—if you and Bob really want kids, next time try sittin’ on these little guys.”

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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 20h

You gotta kick things off with a “why I left the left” thread

Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 21h

Aside from his controversial take on parades I can’t imagine anyone would vote Cuomo over Sliwa

Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 23h

New York post thirsty on main

Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 1d

I tried my computer ran out of memory

Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 1d

I think if Atlanta can make it work other places have a shot: www.foxnews.com/politics/atl...

Atlanta’s city-run grocery sees early success, sparking debate over government’s role

Mayor Andre Dickens says Azalea Fresh Market has served over 20,000 customers in two months, proving strong demand for fresh food options in underserved neighborhoods.

www.foxnews.com

Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 1d

“But we’ve already converted our business model to suck up to power! How can we do that with no access?”

Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 1d

“My desire to eliminate them is merely ’political’. Their desire to not be eliminated is a direct, personal, unwarranted attack on me that could result in my death and betrays their savagery.”

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Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 1d

Get her a bigger one. It would truly be poetic for cbs to go out of business this way

Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 1d

They keep trying to freak people out but they’re just giving false hope

Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 1d

You laugh, but this is how the exododus went extinct

New York Post headline:

Nearly a million New
Yorkers ready to flee NYC if Mamdani becomes mayor
- possibly igniting largest exododus in history: poll

Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 1d

*another * cis white make podcast?

Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 2d

Not sure how abandoning the working class is “moving left” but I’m sure receipts will be brought at some point…

Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 2d

Love the show and this is amazing

Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 2d

Wait I thought increasing the torment would make us all “hard men”

Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 3d

Bad taste isn’t a crime, but it *is* impeachable

Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 4d

This is how they do it - the first step is start the conversation

Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 4d

More of this

KNinja @khrisnin.bsky.social · 4d

I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.

Uncle Cranky @unclecranky.bsky.social · 4d

She shoulda read that poem