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Dhvrpicvs Maximvs ❌👑

@uncledhurpy.bsky.social

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Yes, THAT DHURPY! Old potat bun/ham radio weenie. USN(Ret). Husbando to a militant Corgi. #SFW But I may fave/follow #NSFW. All bunnies followed. DMs open but I do not RP!

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Dhvrpicvs Maximvs ❌👑 @uncledhurpy.bsky.social · 14h

Bourbon and Aldi chocolate here

Dhvrpicvs Maximvs ❌👑 @uncledhurpy.bsky.social · 15h

When I was growing up, that was "old man" beer

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Dhvrpicvs Maximvs ❌👑 @uncledhurpy.bsky.social · 1d

😡 #NOTYOURLUNCH 😡

Renegade Roo @renegadekangaroo.bsky.social · 1d

It is ILLEGAL for carnivores to bite herbivores ok

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Dhvrpicvs Maximvs ❌👑 @uncledhurpy.bsky.social · 1d

I...

SHUTTIT YUU😝

Dhvrpicvs Maximvs ❌👑 @uncledhurpy.bsky.social · 1d

Mom used to make these from scratch.

Dhvrpicvs Maximvs ❌👑 @uncledhurpy.bsky.social · 1d

It's a simple ass cake but so satisfying

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Dhvrpicvs Maximvs ❌👑 @uncledhurpy.bsky.social · 1d

I made another one...

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Dhvrpicvs Maximvs ❌👑 @uncledhurpy.bsky.social · 1d

I know you are 😝😘

Dhvrpicvs Maximvs ❌👑 @uncledhurpy.bsky.social · 1d

Guilty as charged

Dhvrpicvs Maximvs ❌👑 @uncledhurpy.bsky.social · 1d

But was popular in division beer brawls.

Because it was CHEAP AS FUK and we could use the savings for a handle of Jack.

FUKYALL IM A SAILOR

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Dhvrpicvs Maximvs ❌👑 @uncledhurpy.bsky.social · 1d

*orders two*

Dhvrpicvs Maximvs ❌👑 @uncledhurpy.bsky.social · 1d

Ask for a Bud Light to wash it down and see what he does

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Dhvrpicvs Maximvs ❌👑 @uncledhurpy.bsky.social · 1d

Doof 😝❤️

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Dhvrpicvs Maximvs ❌👑 @uncledhurpy.bsky.social · 1d

Especially vixen beer maids.

I DON'T WANA HEAR A PEEP OUTA YOU @nitrofox.bsky.social

MrZiggy @realmrziggy.bsky.social · 1d

Never too late for a Oktoberfest beer maid fox, right? :)

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Dhvrpicvs Maximvs ❌👑 @uncledhurpy.bsky.social · 1d

Tough choice...

Teh foosa?

Dhvrpicvs Maximvs ❌👑 @uncledhurpy.bsky.social · 2d

BUH STANK FOMX SUSHI

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Dhvrpicvs Maximvs ❌👑 @uncledhurpy.bsky.social · 2d

I mean, we train them. But a Arab forces base in IDAHO??

Dhvrpicvs Maximvs ❌👑 @uncledhurpy.bsky.social · 2d

😍BURK😍

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Distal - The DnD Furry ➡️ Furpocalypse ➡️ CFF @distalsplace.bsky.social · 2d

NPC: 🙋 Rogue: 🙅

Rogues really aren't up for making new friends. That's why it's important to never leave your one of your new NPCs alone with a rogue. Rogues are always looking for an excuse to 'get rid of' one of them.

So DM's... how safe are your NPCs right now?

#dnd #furry #dndfurry