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Dhvrpicvs Maximvs ❌👑
@uncledhurpy.bsky.social
Yes, THAT DHURPY! Old potat bun/ham radio weenie. USN(Ret). Husbando to a militant Corgi. #SFW But I may fave/follow #NSFW. All bunnies followed. DMs open but I do not RP!
I just earned my Mutus Lepus degree from Lapine U.
November 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Apple slices will fix that hecky boy
Bro needs to chill

#deer 🦌
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
If he's not the fuk asleep
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
*sighs* Did you guys at least bring beer/sodas/bottle of hooch?
me and the boys pulling up to your BBQ uninvited
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
So it's not just me
Not sure if self-defeating or defence mechanism
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The one with or without the bayonet
spot the bunny
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
OY BEAT IT BUN, I'M WORKING THIS SIDE OF THE STREET

*stares at @nitrofox.bsky.social and @colbypupgb.bsky.social *
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Pfft... They teach that now in Bunny school 🐰🔥
Teach your rabbit TM035 Flamethrower. You can do this right now. It's free and easy. There are no downsides to teaching your rabbit how to perform Flamethrower.
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
ZOOTOPIA tickets gotten for Friday 🎉
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
We may be friends and all but if I gotta give you a ride to the minimart there better be a bag of sour patch kids or beer

*stomp*
Paul Rudd is in talks to create a world in which bunnies are giant and they are our friends and you can ride around on them like horsies

(Source: tinyurl.com/4ac25cne)
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
*sad cat dance*

Or *homicidal hell hound dance*
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Butter Friends Vodka
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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You have chocolate coming out of you navel. It must be bellybutton Lindt.
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Hug your wife. Saw a horrific car accident today. You just never know.
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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The Bartender
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Mac and cheese. No loss
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
They are changing all the phones at our location to voip.

And the internet is not working today 😝😂
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Dude I'd have watched that
Happy 10th anniversary to "Super Turbo Atomic Ninja Rabbit" by Wesley Louis & The Line.
Full video >> vimeo.com/137413473
10th anniversary video >> youtu.be/bPCyf7GihDw
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Cat tested... Cat approved
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
FOXTROT DELTA TANGO ✊
Veterans marched to the Capitol this weekend to remind Congress, service members, and veterans of their oath to the Constitution, which they swore to protect against both foreign and domestic enemies. Let’s stand firm and uphold our values!
November 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
🍞😸
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Christmas tree with the cats
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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Lighting and shading practice
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
WE'RE EVERYWHERE!
BUNNIES IN FLORIDA?! 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM