Kageyama Satsuki
@kagesatsuki.com
Tired grown-up wannabe with varied interests. https://kagesatsuki.com
Previously @KageSatsuki on the hells(h)ite. ***DMs are off***
Previously @KageSatsuki on the hells(h)ite. ***DMs are off***
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Kageyama Satsuki
@kagesatsuki.com
· Oct 26
For those who don't know me; I am Kage. Just some old fossil who likes to draw, game and cook. Quit Twitter recently in hopes of less doom and gloom under fairer skies. Pleased to meet you. These are my two online avatars.
And for the familiar faces, happy to see you again :D
And for the familiar faces, happy to see you again :D
Seeing images of that devastating fire engulfing multiple residential buildings in Hong Kong...
This is the one time I WISH the images and footage were all AI, because it is so absolutely horrific I wish it wasn't real.
This is the one time I WISH the images and footage were all AI, because it is so absolutely horrific I wish it wasn't real.
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Seeing images of that devastating fire engulfing multiple residential buildings in Hong Kong...
This is the one time I WISH the images and footage were all AI, because it is so absolutely horrific I wish it wasn't real.
This is the one time I WISH the images and footage were all AI, because it is so absolutely horrific I wish it wasn't real.
Tried to bake some silica gel to reuse it.
Was happy to see it turn blue (looking brand new)
Took it out to cool
Came back to it turning pink again (moisture absorbed) because of the environmental humidity
-_-
Was happy to see it turn blue (looking brand new)
Took it out to cool
Came back to it turning pink again (moisture absorbed) because of the environmental humidity
-_-
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Tried to bake some silica gel to reuse it.
Was happy to see it turn blue (looking brand new)
Took it out to cool
Came back to it turning pink again (moisture absorbed) because of the environmental humidity
-_-
Was happy to see it turn blue (looking brand new)
Took it out to cool
Came back to it turning pink again (moisture absorbed) because of the environmental humidity
-_-
Not sure if self-defeating or defence mechanism
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Not sure if self-defeating or defence mechanism
The fuck's going on with my Youtube recommends
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The fuck's going on with my Youtube recommends
Lowkey kinda weird how keeping to yourself and not speaking badly of others makes people at office have random faith in confiding in you.
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Lowkey kinda weird how keeping to yourself and not speaking badly of others makes people at office have random faith in confiding in you.
Yet another refill down!
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Yet another refill down!
A friend recently got targeted by the feline distribution system and I’m loving the videos I’m getting sent daily now lol
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 AM
A friend recently got targeted by the feline distribution system and I’m loving the videos I’m getting sent daily now lol
Reposted by Kageyama Satsuki
This is how I'm framing my awful post-surgery (and post-anaemia) weight gain lol
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
This is how I'm framing my awful post-surgery (and post-anaemia) weight gain lol
Chocolate-coloured animals are especially cute to me for reasons unknown.
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Chocolate-coloured animals are especially cute to me for reasons unknown.
Others 🗣️: Heavens to Betsy!
Me👂: Heavens, tabaxi!
Me👂: Heavens, tabaxi!
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Others 🗣️: Heavens to Betsy!
Me👂: Heavens, tabaxi!
Me👂: Heavens, tabaxi!
It’s really funny how in Asia most old people think water is the cure to every ailment.
You tell them you’re overhydrated and actually need more salt and watch em short-circuit 💀
You tell them you’re overhydrated and actually need more salt and watch em short-circuit 💀
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
It’s really funny how in Asia most old people think water is the cure to every ailment.
You tell them you’re overhydrated and actually need more salt and watch em short-circuit 💀
You tell them you’re overhydrated and actually need more salt and watch em short-circuit 💀
(And very recently)
Cardiologist: So your heart is beating far more than it should
Me: If we're only set for a certain number of beats per lifetime does that mean I will die earlier? :DDDDDDDD
C: Why do you look so happy????
Cardiologist: So your heart is beating far more than it should
Me: If we're only set for a certain number of beats per lifetime does that mean I will die earlier? :DDDDDDDD
C: Why do you look so happy????
My reaction to health issues always throws doctors off.
(~10 years ago)
Oncologist: Now before your chemtherapy starts we can take steps to preserve your fertility by-
Me: NO. KILL IT OFF. FRY IT ALL.
O: Wat
(~10 years ago)
Oncologist: Now before your chemtherapy starts we can take steps to preserve your fertility by-
Me: NO. KILL IT OFF. FRY IT ALL.
O: Wat
November 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
(And very recently)
Cardiologist: So your heart is beating far more than it should
Me: If we're only set for a certain number of beats per lifetime does that mean I will die earlier? :DDDDDDDD
C: Why do you look so happy????
Cardiologist: So your heart is beating far more than it should
Me: If we're only set for a certain number of beats per lifetime does that mean I will die earlier? :DDDDDDDD
C: Why do you look so happy????
My reaction to health issues always throws doctors off.
(~10 years ago)
Oncologist: Now before your chemtherapy starts we can take steps to preserve your fertility by-
Me: NO. KILL IT OFF. FRY IT ALL.
O: Wat
(~10 years ago)
Oncologist: Now before your chemtherapy starts we can take steps to preserve your fertility by-
Me: NO. KILL IT OFF. FRY IT ALL.
O: Wat
November 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
My reaction to health issues always throws doctors off.
(~10 years ago)
Oncologist: Now before your chemtherapy starts we can take steps to preserve your fertility by-
Me: NO. KILL IT OFF. FRY IT ALL.
O: Wat
(~10 years ago)
Oncologist: Now before your chemtherapy starts we can take steps to preserve your fertility by-
Me: NO. KILL IT OFF. FRY IT ALL.
O: Wat
This is how I'm framing my awful post-surgery (and post-anaemia) weight gain lol
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
This is how I'm framing my awful post-surgery (and post-anaemia) weight gain lol
This was the exact kind of vision aura I used to get before a bad migraine >.< Terrifying when they first popped up. I thought I was having some brain damage when I realised it wasn't my eyes causing them...
I've been "enjoying" scintillating scotomas more often recently. They're difficult to describe, and images online don't really capture it. But the first thing I thought when I saw them was "I should make a shader of this" – so here's a demo, it's pretty close: meetar.github.io/scotoma/
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 AM
This was the exact kind of vision aura I used to get before a bad migraine >.< Terrifying when they first popped up. I thought I was having some brain damage when I realised it wasn't my eyes causing them...
Reposted by Kageyama Satsuki
@hankgreen.bsky.social nooo, Hank don’t do it!!!
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
@hankgreen.bsky.social nooo, Hank don’t do it!!!
Lil Guy be SMOL but ROUND chinchilla
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Lil Guy be SMOL but ROUND chinchilla
If anyone wants to know what the global job market is like, I just saw some Chippy store owner say he expected any potential Fish n Chips chef to have 10-15 years of experience already.
November 23, 2025 at 10:53 AM
If anyone wants to know what the global job market is like, I just saw some Chippy store owner say he expected any potential Fish n Chips chef to have 10-15 years of experience already.
So last night I dreamt I was so enamoured with some well-engineered windows I married the German engineer who made them.
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November 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
So last night I dreamt I was so enamoured with some well-engineered windows I married the German engineer who made them.
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PSA: Twitter now shows where your account is based (like actual country and/or state). If you would prefer it to display a more general region, you can.
Yes, I know a lot of us no longer have an account there blah blah. Mine is locked for redirection; this is for folks still have something there.
Yes, I know a lot of us no longer have an account there blah blah. Mine is locked for redirection; this is for folks still have something there.
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
PSA: Twitter now shows where your account is based (like actual country and/or state). If you would prefer it to display a more general region, you can.
Yes, I know a lot of us no longer have an account there blah blah. Mine is locked for redirection; this is for folks still have something there.
Yes, I know a lot of us no longer have an account there blah blah. Mine is locked for redirection; this is for folks still have something there.
At the stage o life that doing chores instils a sense of calm in me, like I am exercising a bit of control over my life in spite of everything.
November 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
At the stage o life that doing chores instils a sense of calm in me, like I am exercising a bit of control over my life in spite of everything.
Me: *looking at a very bruised avocado* Bruh who hurt you like this?!
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Me: *looking at a very bruised avocado* Bruh who hurt you like this?!
Budget af avocado toast for dinner~
November 22, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Budget af avocado toast for dinner~
Acquaintance: you can't escape AI it's even in music now so I listen to it *shrug*
Me: I don't need to watch shows nor listen to any music. Your point?
Me: I don't need to watch shows nor listen to any music. Your point?
November 22, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Acquaintance: you can't escape AI it's even in music now so I listen to it *shrug*
Me: I don't need to watch shows nor listen to any music. Your point?
Me: I don't need to watch shows nor listen to any music. Your point?
H U H
Things a little strange, but somehow wonderful, are starting to take shape.
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
H U H