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𓏵⠀✦ ⊃⠀𝐜𝙚m̲𝓮𝖙𝐞𝓻𝘺⠀𝑔𝒾𝐫ℓ⠀₊⠀ ᓚᘏᗢ @unpleasantbeing.bsky.social · 1d

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. . .
i don't need showers.
andˎ you were throwing those at my face.
was i
supposed to eat them.

( oh .ᐟ it can actually speak if it wants to. who lied to them about the shower part .ᐣ )
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🥝☆ 𝗌𝗒𝗇𝖼𝗁𝗋𝗈 𝖽𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗎𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝗐𝖺𝗏𝖾 ! ! @digiteetle.bsky.social · 1d

ㅤ you didn't like the petals, spraying you was the only option ... maybe you need a shower—

❨ MYSTIC COME ON. ❩

𓏵⠀✦ ⊃⠀𝐜𝙚m̲𝓮𝖙𝐞𝓻𝘺⠀𝑔𝒾𝐫ℓ⠀₊⠀ ᓚᘏᗢ @unpleasantbeing.bsky.social · 1d

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( puffing up after being sprayed with water .ᐣ kind of like a cat would react when they feel threatened. grimacing at her. )

... .ᐣ.ᐟ *̲ 💢

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𓏵⠀✦ ⊃⠀𝐜𝙚m̲𝓮𝖙𝐞𝓻𝘺⠀𝑔𝒾𝐫ℓ⠀₊⠀ ᓚᘏᗢ @unpleasantbeing.bsky.social · 1d

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but. but that took me .̲.̲.̲
a long time to get .ᐟ

( they sound rather betrayed about it. )

and..
it was.
fun..

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ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴏᴛ! ♥ @have--a--day.bsky.social · 1d

"The tooting irritated me and it probably irritated everyone else too!"

She doesn't seem smug about it, rather just honest and blunt.

𓏵⠀✦ ⊃⠀𝐜𝙚m̲𝓮𝖙𝐞𝓻𝘺⠀𝑔𝒾𝐫ℓ⠀₊⠀ ᓚᘏᗢ @unpleasantbeing.bsky.social · 1d

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( heart shattering sfx. sheer horror in their expression. )

... my.. my vuvuzela..
why .ᐣ *̲ 😓

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𓏵⠀✦ ⊃⠀𝐜𝙚m̲𝓮𝖙𝐞𝓻𝘺⠀𝑔𝒾𝐫ℓ⠀₊⠀ ᓚᘏᗢ @unpleasantbeing.bsky.social · 1d

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( heart shattering sfx. sheer horror in their expression. )

... my.. my vuvuzela..
why .ᐣ *̲ 😓

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ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴏᴛ! ♥ @have--a--day.bsky.social · 2d

Taking it, she takes a deep breath to blow into it...

"HFF-!"

But instead just goes to snap it in half over her knee.

"There! Problem solved!"

𓏵⠀✦ ⊃⠀𝐜𝙚m̲𝓮𝖙𝐞𝓻𝘺⠀𝑔𝒾𝐫ℓ⠀₊⠀ ᓚᘏᗢ @unpleasantbeing.bsky.social · 2d

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( eye squint. you can't.. really tell though. there is hair all over where her eyes are supposed to be. )

ok... ay. then.
try it !

( apparently unaware of that. )

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𓏵⠀✦ ⊃⠀𝐜𝙚m̲𝓮𝖙𝐞𝓻𝘺⠀𝑔𝒾𝐫ℓ⠀₊⠀ ᓚᘏᗢ @unpleasantbeing.bsky.social · 1d

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( puffing up after being sprayed with water .ᐣ kind of like a cat would react when they feel threatened. grimacing at her. )

... .ᐣ.ᐟ *̲ 💢

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🥝☆ 𝗌𝗒𝗇𝖼𝗁𝗋𝗈 𝖽𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗎𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝗐𝖺𝗏𝖾 ! ! @digiteetle.bsky.social · 1d

❨ okay maybe she should spray them. spray spray. ❩

ㅤ cmon ... do sumthin' ...

𓏵⠀✦ ⊃⠀𝐜𝙚m̲𝓮𝖙𝐞𝓻𝘺⠀𝑔𝒾𝐫ℓ⠀₊⠀ ᓚᘏᗢ @unpleasantbeing.bsky.social · 1d

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( eyebrow raise. dude he’s not even trying to catch the petals. just awkwardly standing thereˎ confused. maybe she SHOULD spray them. )

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[ KILLDROID ] @killdroid.bsky.social · 1d

> TEMP PIN
> BOOTING UP . . .
> SUCCESS !

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( eyebrow raise. dude he’s not even trying to catch the petals. just awkwardly standing thereˎ confused. maybe she SHOULD spray them. )

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🥝☆ 𝗌𝗒𝗇𝖼𝗁𝗋𝗈 𝖽𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗎𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝗐𝖺𝗏𝖾 ! ! @digiteetle.bsky.social · 1d

❨ no, it was not. the itch to spray bottle them is there ... but she's feeling strangle generous. have some more petals. ❩

𓏵⠀✦ ⊃⠀𝐜𝙚m̲𝓮𝖙𝐞𝓻𝘺⠀𝑔𝒾𝐫ℓ⠀₊⠀ ᓚᘏᗢ @unpleasantbeing.bsky.social · 1d

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. . .

( ... absolutely zero reaction. is she sure that it was meant for them .ᐣ probably not. )

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𓏵⠀✦ ⊃⠀𝐜𝙚m̲𝓮𝖙𝐞𝓻𝘺⠀𝑔𝒾𝐫ℓ⠀₊⠀ ᓚᘏᗢ @unpleasantbeing.bsky.social · 1d

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😐

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๑⠀𓏼⠀𝙎𝐂𝟑𝘕͟𝘌͟F͟E͟C𝙏𝐈O͟N͟ 𓈒⠀୭ৎ @plaguedsk8r.bsky.social · 1d

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s0meb0dy k1ll me dude. T_T

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𓏵⠀✦ ⊃⠀𝐜𝙚m̲𝓮𝖙𝐞𝓻𝘺⠀𝑔𝒾𝐫ℓ⠀₊⠀ ᓚᘏᗢ @unpleasantbeing.bsky.social · 1d

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. . .

( ... absolutely zero reaction. is she sure that it was meant for them .ᐣ probably not. )

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🥝☆ 𝗌𝗒𝗇𝖼𝗁𝗋𝗈 𝖽𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗎𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝗐𝖺𝗏𝖾 ! ! @digiteetle.bsky.social · 1d

❨ throwing red petals at reader. her favorite elevator passenger. ❩

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ৎ Sσϝ†. ݁ 𝒮𝒶𝒾𝓃♱𝓁𝓎˖ ֆʟɛɛքʀʊռռɛʀ. ݁ .. ࣪ ִֶָ་༘࿐ @edenszopiclone.is.eepy.now · Sep 4

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𝚣—⁷⁷⁹⠀❭⠀𝐏.𝙰𝙸.𝘯𝑇𝐞𝐫⠀≡⠀❁⠀𓂂 @drenchedinhue.bsky.social · 2d

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a computer screen with a sad face on it is surrounded by other computer icons

ALT: a computer screen with a sad face on it is surrounded by other computer icons

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𓏵⠀✦ ⊃⠀𝐜𝙚m̲𝓮𝖙𝐞𝓻𝘺⠀𝑔𝒾𝐫ℓ⠀₊⠀ ᓚᘏᗢ @unpleasantbeing.bsky.social · 2d

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( eye squint. you can't.. really tell though. there is hair all over where her eyes are supposed to be. )

ok... ay. then.
try it !

( apparently unaware of that. )

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ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴏᴛ! ♥ @have--a--day.bsky.social · 2d

"Oh, I know how to use a vuvuzela. You just blow in it and ear-piercing noise comes out! It's the world most annoying instrument, but at least it's kinda satisfying to toot in someone's face!"

Which... is what she'll probably do to Unpleasant.

𓏵⠀✦ ⊃⠀𝐜𝙚m̲𝓮𝖙𝐞𝓻𝘺⠀𝑔𝒾𝐫ℓ⠀₊⠀ ᓚᘏᗢ @unpleasantbeing.bsky.social · 2d

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...
.....
do you know
how to use it ?

( ignoring the comment. if he focuses too much on it they’re going to get a little sad. hey, at least she’s not being noisy anymore. )

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𓏵⠀✦ ⊃⠀𝐜𝙚m̲𝓮𝖙𝐞𝓻𝘺⠀𝑔𝒾𝐫ℓ⠀₊⠀ ᓚᘏᗢ @unpleasantbeing.bsky.social · 2d

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hi

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scary elliot @scaryelliot.bsky.social · 2d

An Audience! And All For Me? Thank Ye, Thank Ye!

𓏵⠀✦ ⊃⠀𝐜𝙚m̲𝓮𝖙𝐞𝓻𝘺⠀𝑔𝒾𝐫ℓ⠀₊⠀ ᓚᘏᗢ @unpleasantbeing.bsky.social · 2d

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...
.....
do you know
how to use it ?

( ignoring the comment. if he focuses too much on it they’re going to get a little sad. hey, at least she’s not being noisy anymore. )

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ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴏᴛ! ♥ @have--a--day.bsky.social · 2d

Her teeth grinded against each other as she took her hands off her ears.

"Yes! Actually! Give it to me but try not to get your STENCH on it more than you have!"

𓏵⠀✦ ⊃⠀𝐜𝙚m̲𝓮𝖙𝐞𝓻𝘺⠀𝑔𝒾𝐫ℓ⠀₊⠀ ᓚᘏᗢ @unpleasantbeing.bsky.social · 2d

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( snickering. what’s so funny ? at least they quit doing it after a little bit. )

... ?
do you want it

( does it look or sound like she wants to use it or ? )

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𓏵⠀✦ ⊃⠀𝐜𝙚m̲𝓮𝖙𝐞𝓻𝘺⠀𝑔𝒾𝐫ℓ⠀₊⠀ ᓚᘏᗢ @unpleasantbeing.bsky.social · 2d

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( snickering. what’s so funny ? at least they quit doing it after a little bit. )

... ?
do you want it

( does it look or sound like she wants to use it or ? )

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ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴏᴛ! ♥ @have--a--day.bsky.social · 3d

"...AGH-!"

She covered her ears, falling onto her knees and grimacing angrily at Unpleasant's incessant tooting.

"You-! Suck-!"

𓏵⠀✦ ⊃⠀𝐜𝙚m̲𝓮𝖙𝐞𝓻𝘺⠀𝑔𝒾𝐫ℓ⠀₊⠀ ᓚᘏᗢ @unpleasantbeing.bsky.social · 3d

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...

.........

............

( silent. taking out a vuvuzela out of their pocket and starting to blow on it, making a loud buzzing sound. being annoying is the only thing she’s good at unfortunately.. )

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𓏵⠀✦ ⊃⠀𝐜𝙚m̲𝓮𝖙𝐞𝓻𝘺⠀𝑔𝒾𝐫ℓ⠀₊⠀ ᓚᘏᗢ @unpleasantbeing.bsky.social · 2d

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.....

.......

( going silent again. messing with their hair. normally you’d think he’d be horribly unpleasant to be around, but he just seems awkward.

... but she is annoying on purpose to some people. )

..why talk
to me ?

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𓏵⠀✦ ⊃⠀𝐜𝙚m̲𝓮𝖙𝐞𝓻𝘺⠀𝑔𝒾𝐫ℓ⠀₊⠀ ᓚᘏᗢ @unpleasantbeing.bsky.social · 2d

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...
they’re just.. fun. every other floor is boring to me.

i like..
the thrill. of things.
but usually it gets me.. killed.

that, or i have.. somewhere to go in that floor.
maybe a store nearby.

or building. ++

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ELLIOT BUILDER! ミ @rushhourer.bsky.social · 2d

...originally i would've wanted to take a look at whatever you said, but based on how you described them...i think i'll pass. i'll keep you in mind if they do come up, though.

which leads me to another question. what do you like about those floors?

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♡ ~ 𝘔𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘦 — ˖ִ ࣪ᡣ𐭩₊ ⊹˚ @having-a-bun-time.bsky.social · Aug 8

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𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘺
𝘞𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝙥𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙚

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𓏵⠀✦ ⊃⠀𝐜𝙚m̲𝓮𝖙𝐞𝓻𝘺⠀𝑔𝒾𝐫ℓ⠀₊⠀ ᓚᘏᗢ @unpleasantbeing.bsky.social · 3d

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...
i never said anything about you being weird

i’m just used to other kinds of..
responses.
to me.
my person.

nothing to do.. with. you. funny letter man.
letter.. M-an..

....

( that was not funny. saying it with the blankest stare ever. frog blink. )

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the letter m Ⓜ️ @knownonlyasm.bsky.social · 3d

mostly just ...

well , it felt like you would have kept making noise if you didn't realize I was here .

and being the reason you stopped pissed me off a bit , yeah ?

both because it made you stop doing something ... and cause it means you think i'm weird enough to stop over .

it sucks that way .

𓏵⠀✦ ⊃⠀𝐜𝙚m̲𝓮𝖙𝐞𝓻𝘺⠀𝑔𝒾𝐫ℓ⠀₊⠀ ᓚᘏᗢ @unpleasantbeing.bsky.social · 3d

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...
oh

you
want me to
talk ?

( that’s new to her. seems so. )

i was told
i was better quiet.
talking kinda..
...
gets me in worse situations.

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𓏵⠀✦ ⊃⠀𝐜𝙚m̲𝓮𝖙𝐞𝓻𝘺⠀𝑔𝒾𝐫ℓ⠀₊⠀ ᓚᘏᗢ @unpleasantbeing.bsky.social · 3d

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( .. are they growing cat whiskers ? well, they have ears and a tail.. it was bound to happen. )

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𓏵⠀✦ ⊃⠀𝐜𝙚m̲𝓮𝖙𝐞𝓻𝘺⠀𝑔𝒾𝐫ℓ⠀₊⠀ ᓚᘏᗢ @unpleasantbeing.bsky.social · 3d

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...
oh

you
want me to
talk ?

( that’s new to her. seems so. )

i was told
i was better quiet.
talking kinda..
...
gets me in worse situations.

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the letter m Ⓜ️ @knownonlyasm.bsky.social · 3d

yeah ? it's how communication works . people make sounds at each other . why'd you stop ?

... well , i mean , maybe you just didn't want to talk . that's fair , i guess .

𓏵⠀✦ ⊃⠀𝐜𝙚m̲𝓮𝖙𝐞𝓻𝘺⠀𝑔𝒾𝐫ℓ⠀₊⠀ ᓚᘏᗢ @unpleasantbeing.bsky.social · 3d

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..
.... ?

you.. made noise. too.

( taking out strands of his own hair. it seems to not be big in conversations after all, it could quickly get very, very unpleasant. )

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𓏵⠀✦ ⊃⠀𝐜𝙚m̲𝓮𝖙𝐞𝓻𝘺⠀𝑔𝒾𝐫ℓ⠀₊⠀ ᓚᘏᗢ @unpleasantbeing.bsky.social · 3d

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..
.... ?

you.. made noise. too.

( taking out strands of his own hair. it seems to not be big in conversations after all, it could quickly get very, very unpleasant. )

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the letter m Ⓜ️ @knownonlyasm.bsky.social · 3d

you were just making noises . don't give me the silent look now .

( crossing arms . )

i've been a person since before you were born anyway - you're behind the curve on this one , so don't get shocked .

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( o_0 uh oh.. awkward silence. never seen this person board the elevator before. it didn’t stop them from being Unpleasant though. )

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...

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............

( silent. taking out a vuvuzela out of their pocket and starting to blow on it, making a loud buzzing sound. being annoying is the only thing she’s good at unfortunately.. )

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ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴏᴛ! ♥ @have--a--day.bsky.social · 3d

She has to stop herself from strangling that thing, but then she takes another look.

"...Nevermind, I don't want to touch you at all!"

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anime girl .. so sugoi ..

( did she really just fucking say that. )

...

( spacing out now. picking it’s nose. ew. )

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( o_0 uh oh.. awkward silence. never seen this person board the elevator before. it didn’t stop them from being Unpleasant though. )

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the letter m Ⓜ️ @knownonlyasm.bsky.social · 3d

( ... he stares at them . he didn't seem very asleep or nonliving when he was making honk noises and he certainly doesn't seem any moreso now . in fact - )

( pop . he's more humanoid . still blue , though ... )

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meo-

( is that the fucking letter m. to be fair she’s seen odd things already, so it’s not a surprise. but ! poke. is he alive ? )

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𓏵⠀✦ ⊃⠀𝐜𝙚m̲𝓮𝖙𝐞𝓻𝘺⠀𝑔𝒾𝐫ℓ⠀₊⠀ ᓚᘏᗢ @unpleasantbeing.bsky.social · 3d

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anime girl .. so sugoi ..

( did she really just fucking say that. )

...

( spacing out now. picking it’s nose. ew. )

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ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴏᴛ! ♥ @have--a--day.bsky.social · 3d

"..."

She looks at it with hate-filled eyes.

"Didn't need your awful presence today! Or any day!"

𓏵⠀✦ ⊃⠀𝐜𝙚m̲𝓮𝖙𝐞𝓻𝘺⠀𝑔𝒾𝐫ℓ⠀₊⠀ ᓚᘏᗢ @unpleasantbeing.bsky.social · 3d

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( staareeee. why is he acting like it’s normal to stare ? )

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𓏵⠀✦ ⊃⠀𝐜𝙚m̲𝓮𝖙𝐞𝓻𝘺⠀𝑔𝒾𝐫ℓ⠀₊⠀ ᓚᘏᗢ @unpleasantbeing.bsky.social · 3d

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meo-

( is that the fucking letter m. to be fair she’s seen odd things already, so it’s not a surprise. but ! poke. is he alive ? )

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the letter m Ⓜ️ @knownonlyasm.bsky.social · 3d

hrounk

𓏵⠀✦ ⊃⠀𝐜𝙚m̲𝓮𝖙𝐞𝓻𝘺⠀𝑔𝒾𝐫ℓ⠀₊⠀ ᓚᘏᗢ @unpleasantbeing.bsky.social · 3d

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meow

( did it just- )

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