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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 17m

The Schmoo

Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 14h

Hiccup should have left that broad stranded on the rocky penis outcrop.

Problem solved.

#howtotrainyourdragon

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 16h

There was some big flap here last week with someone complaining about pancakes at waffle house or something.

The ceo replied WAFFLES and all the dorks got big mad she wasn’t taking them seriously lol.

Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 19h

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rogue_corq @corq.bsky.social · 19h

Torch lighters recalled because they can set things on fire and burn them [Ironic]

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Dbyrd |V| @signalbyrd.com · 1d

The Pennsylvania Dutch were naughty

Name [edit]
The town's name has a suggestive second meaning, evoking the slang term "blue balls" (1916), which refers to the sexual condition of temporary testicular and prostate fluid congestion due to prolonged and unsatisfied sexual excitement. [7] Blue Ball is often listed among the "delightfully-named towns" in Pennsylvania Dutch Country, alongside Pleasureville, Intercourse, Mount Joy, Lititz, Bareville, Bird-in-Hand, Fertility and Paradise. [8][9][10][11][12]

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 1d

Calm down

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 1d

Out of milk & smokes 🤷‍♂️

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 1d

Morale crushing follow up to:

“Baby Shoes, Free, Never Worn”

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a suit and tie is speaking on cnn live

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is speaking on cnn live

media.tenor.com

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SubScatter @subscatter.bsky.social · 1d

More like Geriatric Emperor amirite

Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 1d

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Sista 𓅓 @sista.bsky.social · 1d

What if we kissed on the forbidden throne? 🫶

Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 1d

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 2d

Jeter having to sit through that was amazing.

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 2d

Fudgie the Whale

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 3d

I stfg this has never happened before so quickly, baby.

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 3d

Before the stylist gets him in the chair.

a cartoon drawing of a man standing in front of a bed

ALT: a cartoon drawing of a man standing in front of a bed

media.tenor.com

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 3d

Excellent!! And you can tape the packages to his coat so he’s hi-vis and easier to find when he ditches. ✊🏻

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 3d

Get him some warmers for his mittens, Glen. Chilly old fossil he’s turning into.

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 3d

I tried to warn you…

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 4d

I mean, I called the Jags win last night and now this…

🤣

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 4d

They’re playing hot potato with sacks of billions and they all know the last one to hold is gonna get the blame when no one wants tulips anymore.

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 5d

Living the dream!

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Sista 𓅓 @sista.bsky.social · 5d

@urbanelevations.bsky.social

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 5d

Screw him. Worst product design of the last fuck ton of years.

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