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Dbyrd |V| @signalbyrd.com · 20h

The Pennsylvania Dutch were naughty

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The town's name has a suggestive second meaning, evoking the slang term "blue balls" (1916), which refers to the sexual condition of temporary testicular and prostate fluid congestion due to prolonged and unsatisfied sexual excitement. [7] Blue Ball is often listed among the "delightfully-named towns" in Pennsylvania Dutch Country, alongside Pleasureville, Intercourse, Mount Joy, Lititz, Bareville, Bird-in-Hand, Fertility and Paradise. [8][9][10][11][12]

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 22h

Calm down

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 23h

Out of milk & smokes 🤷‍♂️

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 1d

Morale crushing follow up to:

“Baby Shoes, Free, Never Worn”

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a suit and tie is speaking on cnn live

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is speaking on cnn live

media.tenor.com

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SubScatter @subscatter.bsky.social · 1d

More like Geriatric Emperor amirite

Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 1d

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Sista 𓅓 @sista.bsky.social · 1d

What if we kissed on the forbidden throne? 🫶

Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 1d

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 1d

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 1d

Jeter having to sit through that was amazing.

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 1d

Fudgie the Whale

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 2d

I stfg this has never happened before so quickly, baby.

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 2d

Before the stylist gets him in the chair.

a cartoon drawing of a man standing in front of a bed

ALT: a cartoon drawing of a man standing in front of a bed

media.tenor.com

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 3d

Excellent!! And you can tape the packages to his coat so he’s hi-vis and easier to find when he ditches. ✊🏻

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 3d

Get him some warmers for his mittens, Glen. Chilly old fossil he’s turning into.

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 3d

I tried to warn you…

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 3d

I mean, I called the Jags win last night and now this…

🤣

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 3d

They’re playing hot potato with sacks of billions and they all know the last one to hold is gonna get the blame when no one wants tulips anymore.

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 4d

Living the dream!

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Sista 𓅓 @sista.bsky.social · 4d

@urbanelevations.bsky.social

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 4d

Screw him. Worst product design of the last fuck ton of years.

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 4d

yoda owes me money im gonna go down to where they film that show and beat his ass

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 4d

They can have Ohio and Michigan, fine.

They both need to change their time zones to central now though.

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 4d

New York is now part of the Midwest lol.

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 4d

They’ve got half the Mideast in that map. Bullshit.

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 4d

That the Phalanx could stand against a Legion.

Cowboy “Most Popular Poster” Socialist @mpavictoria.bsky.social · 4d

Best Greek Myth?

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