Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust
@urbanelevations.bsky.social
#platesec **friend buddy**
Ick
January 24, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Ick
Great framing of that magnificent jawline now, Cowboy!
10/10
10/10
January 24, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Great framing of that magnificent jawline now, Cowboy!
10/10
10/10
The “Cover Your Drink” Starter Pack
January 23, 2026 at 6:44 PM
The “Cover Your Drink” Starter Pack
The second guy from the left ordered his new arms too long and hasn’t quite figured out how they work yet. What a dork.
January 23, 2026 at 6:30 PM
The second guy from the left ordered his new arms too long and hasn’t quite figured out how they work yet. What a dork.
If we ever got a place together Netflix would offer us a 2 season deal minimum.
January 23, 2026 at 6:20 PM
If we ever got a place together Netflix would offer us a 2 season deal minimum.
Lmaoo
January 23, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Lmaoo
Reposted by Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust
Doxxxed
January 23, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Doxxxed
Fingers crossed on this one.
VHS won out over BetaMax and that sucked.
VHS won out over BetaMax and that sucked.
January 23, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Fingers crossed on this one.
VHS won out over BetaMax and that sucked.
VHS won out over BetaMax and that sucked.
Missed you too brother.
Just a lot less angry here.
Just a lot less angry here.
January 23, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Missed you too brother.
Just a lot less angry here.
Just a lot less angry here.
It’s a good vibe, man.
Just be careful about mentioning waffles lolololol.
Just be careful about mentioning waffles lolololol.
January 23, 2026 at 3:57 PM
It’s a good vibe, man.
Just be careful about mentioning waffles lolololol.
Just be careful about mentioning waffles lolololol.
Perfect!!
January 23, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Perfect!!
Just heard about it lmaooo
It’s a real thing.
It’s a real thing.
January 23, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Just heard about it lmaooo
It’s a real thing.
It’s a real thing.
Definitely!! Other coast though if you’re in the neighborhood. South of Sarasota.
January 23, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Definitely!! Other coast though if you’re in the neighborhood. South of Sarasota.
Whew! I member when you got that snow storm and I’m still laughing lol.
January 23, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Whew! I member when you got that snow storm and I’m still laughing lol.
Absolute shambles is what it is, Sista.
January 22, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Absolute shambles is what it is, Sista.
Pretty sure that’s Big Balls on the leading edge of the wing. He looks pissed and cold.
January 21, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Pretty sure that’s Big Balls on the leading edge of the wing. He looks pissed and cold.