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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 3h

Before the stylist gets him in the chair.

a cartoon drawing of a man standing in front of a bed

ALT: a cartoon drawing of a man standing in front of a bed

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 7h

Excellent!! And you can tape the packages to his coat so he’s hi-vis and easier to find when he ditches. ✊🏻

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 7h

Get him some warmers for his mittens, Glen. Chilly old fossil he’s turning into.

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 7h

I tried to warn you…

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 20h

I mean, I called the Jags win last night and now this…

🤣

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 22h

They’re playing hot potato with sacks of billions and they all know the last one to hold is gonna get the blame when no one wants tulips anymore.

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 1d

Living the dream!

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Sista 𓅓 @sista.bsky.social · 1d

@urbanelevations.bsky.social

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 1d

Screw him. Worst product design of the last fuck ton of years.

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 2d

yoda owes me money im gonna go down to where they film that show and beat his ass

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 1d

They can have Ohio and Michigan, fine.

They both need to change their time zones to central now though.

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 1d

New York is now part of the Midwest lol.

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 1d

They’ve got half the Mideast in that map. Bullshit.

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 1d

That the Phalanx could stand against a Legion.

Cowboy “Most Popular Poster” Socialist @mpavictoria.bsky.social · 1d

Best Greek Myth?

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Cowboy “Most Popular Poster” Socialist @mpavictoria.bsky.social · 1d

Best Greek Myth?

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 1d

Colloidalmectin?

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 1d

Cmon man. Couple hundo K to each of us and we can do this.

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Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 2d

🎶Cyborg...
Give me that give me that
Cyborg...
Give me that Cyborg...
Give me that chromium leg...
I beg....🎶

Frank Zappa was half a century ahead of us all on Clankers.

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 2d

Under bright teal skies,
Touchdown Jesus leads the charge
Chiefs kneel, spirits crushed.

GO TEAM!!

@broncos.bsky.social

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hayden johnson @haydenjohnsonn.bsky.social · 13d

every AI ad is like

“hey gemini, what would i have for lunch?”

and then the phone is like

“sandwich”

and the guy is like

“wow”

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Azlancat @azlancat.bsky.social · 2d

A chihuahua in a DIY Pinhead costume from Hellraiser, complete with head pins and leather attire, carried in a bag against an autumn park backdrop for a timely Halloween vibe.

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 2d

That’s amazing!!!

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Sista 𓅓 @sista.bsky.social · 2d

@urbanelevations.bsky.social 🤣

Crayon to Crayon
@CrayonToCrayon

No offence, but Dog Jareth is the only
costume that matters

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 2d

Anyone notice a swell in the numbers of whatever the hell these are, lately?

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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 2d

Alex, blink twice if you need help

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