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bjkeefe
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Brendan Keefe Born at 317 ppm Cartoon by John Callahan "Whenever one person stands up and says, 'Wait a minute, this is wrong,' it helps other people to do the same."
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bjkeefe @bjkeefe.bsky.social · 18m
You're a good man, Zohran.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 1h
New Yorkers know Attorney General James for who she is: a champion for justice who fights relentlessly for the people. Donald Trump knows her only as an obstacle to his corruption.

My full statement:
New Yorkers know Attorney General James for who she is: a champion for justice who fights relentlessly for the people. Donald Trump knows her only as an obstacle to his corruption. No one should be surprised that Donald Trump is employing fascist tactics—prosecuting his opponents, weaponizing the federal government, and attacking the very fabric of our democracy. And Trump should not be surprised when millions of Americans stand up to his authoritarianism and his greed. If Trump wants to leverage baseless charges to visit political retribution on New York’s Attorney General, he’ll have to go through New Yorkers first. The Attorney General has had our back, time and again. We have hers.
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bjkeefe @bjkeefe.bsky.social · 21m
Oh, right! I forgot about that part. Thanks.
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bjkeefe @bjkeefe.bsky.social · 2h
Wait. Do vampires have blood? I thought all that red stuff was everybody else's.
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bjkeefe @bjkeefe.bsky.social · 2h
Imagine having fallen so far in your career that you're reduced to trying to come up with things that will get you dunked on, just for a little attention.
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bjkeefe @bjkeefe.bsky.social · 2h
icymi

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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 2h
It's a real failure of Blueskyism that Chris Cillizza was never bullied off of this site.
Chris Cillizza, Chris Cillizza'ing all over the place.
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bjkeefe @bjkeefe.bsky.social · 2h
The thing to keep in mind about her sudden embrace of Obamacare is that she just found out that her adult children's health insurance premiums are about to double.

Kinda like those farm owners who voted for Trump b/c he was going to rid the US of the ILL-EE-GULLS, but now they have no workers.
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bjkeefe @bjkeefe.bsky.social · 3h
At least he waited until he was out of office. Unlike some preznits I could name.
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bjkeefe @bjkeefe.bsky.social · 3h
Yeah, huh? That was so over the top I had to look him up to be sure that my memory about his party affiliation was correct.
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bjkeefe @bjkeefe.bsky.social · 3h
Imagine having fallen so far in your career that you're reduced to trying to come up with things that will get you dunked on, just for a little attention.
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bjkeefe @bjkeefe.bsky.social · 3h
Cartoon. Nobel Peace Prize Committee meeting, one participant is saying, "Just for fun, let's give it to Obama again."
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bjkeefe @bjkeefe.bsky.social · 3h
Nah. No one would believe it. Everyone would be saying, "That's too over the top. It doesn't even work as hyperbole for comic effect."

Sad!
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bjkeefe @bjkeefe.bsky.social · 3h
It was a joke. Sorry for the confusion.
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bjkeefe @bjkeefe.bsky.social · 6h
KaroLyin' Leavitt has got nothing on this one.
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bjkeefe @bjkeefe.bsky.social · 6h
Cool Hitler haircut, bro.
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bjkeefe @bjkeefe.bsky.social · 6h
No, no! The GOP pendulum is going to start swinging back towards moderate real soon now! He's just getting ahead of the curve!
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bjkeefe @bjkeefe.bsky.social · 6h
"You can't live right now in Gaza."

"Nobel Prize, plz."
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bjkeefe @bjkeefe.bsky.social · 7h
Every still I see of someone else talking always has Little Marco looking big sad. Yet he remains as much of an ass-kisser as anyone else in that room. Hard to figure.
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bjkeefe @bjkeefe.bsky.social · 7h
LOL! Nailed it. Sadly.
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 7h
ME: Now Mom, just remember, there's a lot of disinformation and AI in your social feed and your friends' Facebook.
MOM: I know! My friend sent me this crazy post where someone used AI to make an image of a giant frog fighting Army troops!
ME: ... okay, no, that one's ... goddamit, Portland.
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bjkeefe @bjkeefe.bsky.social · 7h
Legal practice, too.
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bjkeefe @bjkeefe.bsky.social · 7h
I'll tell you what. If by some miracle Trump got Putin to surrender unconditionally, be completely open about the stolen children, completely withdraw, back to Russia without asking for anything in return, I'd be okay with Trump getting his little bauble.

I don't believe in miracles, of course.
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bjkeefe @bjkeefe.bsky.social · 7h
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bjkeefe @bjkeefe.bsky.social · 7h
Kind of amazing that a guy who's made several billion in griftocrypto is still hawking merch to the rubes.
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bjkeefe @bjkeefe.bsky.social · 7h
Kind of amazing that a guy who's made several billion in griftocrypto is still hawking merch to the rubes.
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bjkeefe @bjkeefe.bsky.social · 7h
Thought balloons:

Burgum: I can't believe I've been cashing paycheck for eight months and I've still not had to do anything. Um, do I look interested enough?

Rubio: Kill me now. Even though I know where I'm going for all of eternity, kill me now.

Trump: *zzzzzzzzzzzzz*
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bjkeefe @bjkeefe.bsky.social · 7h
Also, "Can I have a sammich? Yeah, and can I use your bathroom?"
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bjkeefe @bjkeefe.bsky.social · 7h
I bet she's a big Gen. John L. DeWitt fan.

"The fact that nothing has happened so far is more or less . . . ominous, in that I feel that in view of the fact that we have had no sporadic attempts at sabotage that there is a control being exercised and when we have it it will be on a mass basis."
John L. DeWitt - Wikipedia
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