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ursagayjor.bsky.social
Final Guuuurrrrl
@ursagayjor.bsky.social
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ursagayjor.bsky.social
Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 6h
Grrrrr!
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ursagayjor.bsky.social
Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 8h
CW: Heavy drinking

So, this looks dangerous…
Possibly fun in the right situation but honestly? Mainly how I and people I love die.

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What is an alcoholic wizards favorite spell? Fireball ☄️🧙🏼‍♂️ #boardgames #gamenight #tabletopgame
YouTube video by Tiktok BoardGames
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 8h
Mauling initially, then we’ll see
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ursagayjor.bsky.social
Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 8h
But I think a bit of mild chastisement is in order.
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ursagayjor.bsky.social
Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 8h
I was waiting for the inevitable jumpscare and it never came.
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 8h
a large brown bear is playing with a man in a plaid shirt on the grass .
ALT: a large brown bear is playing with a man in a plaid shirt on the grass .
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 8h
We had Roald Dahl.
And Ted Hughes.
Weren’t no better.

And I’ll allow the daddy this time.
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ursagayjor.bsky.social
Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 8h
Well you’re about the right age.
🤷🏼‍♂️
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ursagayjor.bsky.social
Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 8h
No wonder you’re chilly, hardly any clothes on!

You need a bear hug to warm you up.
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ursagayjor.bsky.social
Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 8h
🎶 Well the bots in this shot are making me
Tell my kids that they need to swap their gender!!!🎶
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 8h
My money was going to be on Hufflepuff or some other angry wizard lady shite.

No offence.
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ursagayjor.bsky.social
Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 9h
I really love her writing. She’s such a good fantasy writer and getting all those kids reading? She deserves her millions!!!
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Ryan S. @rstevies.bsky.social · 12h
Here's my favorite cucumber salad recipe...
You've been kidnapped Your kidnappers allow you keep posting on social media to pretend everything is alright. What would you post that would alarm your followers, without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help?
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 9h
(and I) I must confess so are my knees!
(Full of bees?!)
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 15h
the man is wearing a suit and tie and clapping his hands .
ALT: the man is wearing a suit and tie and clapping his hands .
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ursagayjor.bsky.social
Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 15h
Fucking handsome bugger.
ursagayjor.bsky.social
Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 15h
I’ve got a pothole needs filling.

*porno bass plays*
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 15h
indiana jones and the raiders of the lost ark poster
ALT: indiana jones and the raiders of the lost ark poster
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 15h
“Midnight Train to Georgia” but with farts instead of ‘Whoo-whoo!’s
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ursagayjor.bsky.social
Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 15h
Also, only mentioning trans women.
No surprise there.
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 16h
I can smell this.
Pretty sure we had a similar thing, along with those bloody horse brasses, knocking about. Or a relative did.
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ursagayjor.bsky.social
Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 16h
Woof!
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ursagayjor.bsky.social
Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 16h
Woof!
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ursagayjor.bsky.social
Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 16h
My mother’s farts are hilarious.
She is eternally surprised by them.
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ursagayjor.bsky.social
Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 16h
Well call me an ABS KILLER because that’s the workout what I done today at the gym.
Still not sure if this refers to abdominal muscles or someone’s brakes.

Either way, appropriate.
a cartoon of winnie the pooh standing in front of a mirror with the words " my workout " above him
ALT: a cartoon of winnie the pooh standing in front of a mirror with the words " my workout " above him
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 16h
Interestingly that guidance has been withdrawn from the ECHR website.

Because it’s so flawed.
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