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Podcast producer. Named Vanderpump Rules expert by NBC News. Host of Vanderpump Robs. patreon.com/VanderpumpRobs RobSchulte.com
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PUMP-O-WEEN is back every Saturday in October at 11am PT.

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i wrote about myself, and how horrible everyone's insistence on using self help coded therapy speech is, and also how awful the people in creative writing grad school are lmao. i might write more things, or this might be the last thing i ever write: substack.com/home/post/p-...
Talking About Myself
A personal essay about personal essays.
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Maybe one day, but for now I got long golden locks that I fashion into a thick ponytail. Most are envious tbh
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just remembered the scream i scrumpt on my commute this morning when i was outed for assuming @vanderpumprobs.com was bald
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I know #bravocon2025 news has dropped, but did you know every Tuesday night at 8pm PT I go live on
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and show them a new episode of #VanderpumpRules? I also talk about all the creatives who's careers I want to end.

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two young bucks just trying not to fall down
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I just updated my router, things are going great.
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if you want to follow what i read which is sadly 99% princesses lately, i post everything on goodreads (www.goodreads.com/author/show/...), though i only leave a review if its a romantasy book that REALLY pissed me off like this:
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It’s true and it’s important to break format from time to time.

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It's high time we watch more of this highly regarded reality series tonight on the stream, isn't it? As always, with @vanderpumprobs.com
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Ghoulish Tales has reopened submissions until October 17, 2025. Nothing longer than 5k words. Payment is 10c per word. Full guidelines here: ghoulish.rip/ghoulish-tal...
the first four issues of ghoulish tales on a spinner rack
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I think snark culture/snark subreddits do to women what the incel/black pill/groyper pipeline does to men. I talking about it this week on Halfsies after @vanderpumprobs.com and I rank all of the portrayals of The Joker.

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Ranking The Jokers + Charlie Kirk's Killer Loved Memes
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It's time to be live tonight and watch some reality TV with @vanderpumprobs.com
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It’s important to listen to Vanderpump Robs
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I always leave halfsies recordings feeling better than when I started. It probably has to do with the great conversation. Like ranking Jokers on a J-O-K-E-R scale.
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We're going to be experiencing this hit reality show from episode one with the expert himself @vanderpumprobs.com!

Tune in Tuesday nights, starting next week on 9/16.
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Not yet! But I’ll keep watching.
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Im watching the TV show Ed and it sucks
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I watched Viva La Bam with the hosts of @storesthepodcast.bsky.social

Find the whole episode on my podcast Vanderpump Robs
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Talkinh about the new A.J. & Big Justice single “Big Fat Meatballs” on the pod this week with @vanderpumprobs.com and had the opportunity to talk about my personal experience being in the presence of The Costco Guys and The Rizzler.

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JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way!
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
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Today we recorded an episode about My Life as Liz and spent most of the time talking about smoking “dank”

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Weirdos who think seeing triple numbers on license plates means angels are watching them, what would they do on a hiking trip?