iris myandowski
@420b00bs.bsky.social
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i was born with rabies! and my parents didn’t love each other because they both had mono! lxcrk.online
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altnps.bsky.social
In the United States, states have sovereignty and the military is not meant to police civilians. The narrative Trump is pushing about “lawless Democratic cities” is pure political theater. He’s deliberately targeting top Democratic strongholds, not areas that actually face higher crime rates.
420b00bs.bsky.social
honored and privileged to be chosen to rehome the period station in our office
420b00bs.bsky.social
a band that truly pulls the baddest bitches and attracts the worst dudes you know
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chibdm.bsky.social
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
420b00bs.bsky.social
this kind of feels like what i imagine it feels like to be the last to be let in on a family secret in a lifetime movie but also a little unsettling like actual family drama
420b00bs.bsky.social
okay well now i feel like i was a rick roll victim with much worse implications
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aisucks.antifa.meme
this is where we, as a society, need to collectively agree that it’s on sight for any freak wearing voyeur glasses 🔨🔨🔨
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jakepaulsartre.bsky.social
Bro I would pull a Menendez Brothers on my mom if I found out she published a "I'm more fuckable than my loser adult child 😏" article
NY Post article titled "I’m 44 and have more sex than my 20-year-old daughter — prudish Gen Z needs to get laid"
420b00bs.bsky.social
none of this is shocking tho bc sabrina’s album lowkey sucks too
420b00bs.bsky.social
the charli beef thing is truly hilarious though, like sorry no one wanted a TORTURED POET SUMMER right before full flow fascism came down the pipeline
420b00bs.bsky.social
honestly i think it sucks as both a TS and pop album but apparently people deluded themselves into thinking TTPD was good too so 🤷
420b00bs.bsky.social
also i know she’s fully grown but i don’t want to hear about this bitch being horny. it’s giving office mate that is finally getting laid and telling you too much.
420b00bs.bsky.social
oh god “cancelled!” is giving wannabe right-wing influencer AI music
420b00bs.bsky.social
wow so the worst women you know are all picking eldest daughter (or wi$h li$t depending on their birth order) for their second marriage song in 2026, noted
420b00bs.bsky.social
it’s not even 7am, but i feel like this album is gonna SUCK
420b00bs.bsky.social
why would anyone vote for someone who not only fucks couches but is also so DOG-ASS UGLY
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Vance: "If you're an American citizen & you've been to the hospital in the last few years, you've probably noticed wait times are especially large & very often somebody who's there in the ER is an illegal alien. Why do those people get healthcare benefits at hospitals paid for by American citizens?"
420b00bs.bsky.social
okay but truly what are the odds of a man having both the voice of an angel and also the locks of a my little pony
420b00bs.bsky.social
just remembered the scream i scrumpt on my commute this morning when i was outed for assuming @vanderpumprobs.com was bald
420b00bs.bsky.social
if a wildly unpopular white woman candidate couldn’t win, an albeit somewhat less unpopular, but last-minute non-white woman candidate was certainly not going to win

that was always the point though 🫢
420b00bs.bsky.social
not people pointing out the discrepancies and hypocrisies in kamala’s book like they weren’t high on their own brat summer supply trying to convince us that she wasn’t another genocidal cop and the dems would finally win and save us
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tlpavlich.gay
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Also, a little about this experience in 🧵
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an interview with writer leah faye cooper & stylist devin hershey
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mrpussy.xyz
bye bitches!!! looks like Jesus is down with the clown after all
rapture clothes left behind: an ICP shirt depicting a clown burning a rebel flag, flatform crocs, and a hat that says "we're so back"
420b00bs.bsky.social
using my girl privilege to make my dad put my girlfriend’s license plates on her new car 🤫
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thesgtjoker.bsky.social
The perfect eulogy for Charlie Kirk.
420b00bs.bsky.social
“you’re gonna end up on a list” sure maybe a shorter one but don’t act like they’re not just waiting to whip out the list of people who simply voted for obama nearly 20 years ago