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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 16d
they are calling my performance “captivating and tragic,” like this is all some kind of Show to them
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 8h
concierge said hotel blasts off at 5 we'd better start heading back
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 10h
bro I did not say anything about a Wolf I'm telling you this time I'm really gonna do it
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 10h
If you wish for a light to be seen, you should bring it to a dark place. That's why I live in The Pit
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 10h
(friend putting in absolutely Herculean wingman effort) He is going to die tomorrow,
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 10h
(friend doing the best wing-manning he can) No, he's not in a lot of pain
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 10h
(friend trying to wing-man for me) Yeah he always looks like that
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 18h
My Maslow pyramid is all flipped I'm not gonna eat until I am fulfilled
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 18h
I'm reconsidering my worldview and I am Not Liking the new Shape of things..
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 18h
the vast inky expanse of the cosmos ain't so mysterious to me
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 18h
Accidentally had a Profound Realization and now I'm insufferable
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 18h
disguise was almost perfect but the detective noticed my Locket of Sentimental Value :/
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 18h
aliens stopped the arming sequence for the Planetary Destruction Beam, I think they just noticed Love..
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 20h
It seems the healing energies of Poisons are not to be trifled with…
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 20h
…Laundry? ..didn't I do this already..?
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 22h
At this year's Losers Contest I finished dead last :)
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 23h
dentist seems surprised by my “easy come, easy go” approach to teeth
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 23h
(guy watching his first horror movie): wow, they sure are livin’ the good life. But what's with all the ominous shots?
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 23h
the family in this “horrors” movie sure seems happy :) but there also seems to be troubling events a-brewing…
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 1d
The times when you have seen only one set of footprints are when I left to grab a bite to eat
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 1d
I love a story where the protagonists struggle before they ultimately triumph :)
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 2d
Boss keeps assigning me tasks. I think he’s trolling me
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 1d
I don't need anything to "fix me" I am not broken, I am just deeply Wrong
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 1d
hadn't heard about body horrors before one happened to me :/
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 1d
Let me stop you right there bud. As long as I'm the one pressing the “Big Red Kill Button,” I don't wanna KNOW what it does,
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 1d
my barbs are normally enough of a defense. this guy's pretty good