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Vladmaster the Impaler

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Shitpost engineer. Corgis, application security, gaming, and bad posts. Opinions my own unless they’re terrible in which case they are definitely my own. He/him, 40, Boise ID. Occasionally blogging my D&D campaign at https://vidmaster.net

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Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 8h

Unsolicited lick pic.

Rayne and Frankie the corgis licking peanut butter off a light blue measuring cup. Rayne is tan and white and on the left licking the outside of the cup, and has peanut butter on her nose. Frankie is a tricolor and is on the right licking the inside of the cup. The whites of his eyes are visible as this is basically the best thing that’s ever happened to him

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Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 18h

I love that description and might steal it badly the next time I need an npc on the spot

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Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 18h

I am nowhere near good at accents and mannerisms to pull off even interactions between 2-3 NPCs, so I am thoroughly impressed!

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Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 21h

Going to be mad if this fucks up Naples before I have a chance to visit!

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 1d

Neat! I enjoyed working with Q# when I was doing my MS. It’s cool that it seems to have been designed with more long term use and eventual enterprise adoption than Qiskit, even if the latter is a bit easier to pick up.

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 1d

Bacon egg cheese and onion on an everything bagel, scooped and toasted

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 1d

Happy Frog Friday darth

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 1d

It’s ok my mom said we can meet in her basement and she’ll make us brownies if SHEIN folds

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Unexplainable Finomenon @filamena.bsky.social · 1d

Here’s what running over a hundred games of daggerheart has taught me:

Some percentage of your players want to play goblins. Let them.

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Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 1d

We love Flarp!

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 1d

People who misgender others do not deserve to experience king’s hand.

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 1d

I think that it would be a human rights violation to ask anyone to make such a thing

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Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 1d

If I had any photoshop skills…

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Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 1d

Gary Labubusey

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Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 1d

Fuck Brian.

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 1d

Thank god for that because there’s no fucking way I’m sitting through The Seven Hundred Forty-Two Days Of Christmas

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Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 1d

Middle school-ass opinion

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hi i'm dani! 💘✨🦇 @pipopixie.bsky.social · 1d

h-o-t t-o g-o
snap and clap and touch your toes

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Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 1d

Um, can you play a song with a fucking beat?

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 1d

The dog in question

A side view of a black truck stopped at a stoplight. The rear passenger window is down and a fuzzy gray dog is looking out at me with his paw resting on the door. He has floppy ears with long hair and is cute as hell.

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 2d

The dog taught me the secret antifa greeting too (flapping your ears in the breeze)

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 2d

just got jumped into antifa (waved to a cute dog in a stranger’s car)

pussyfullawasps 🗡️ (they/she) @pussyfullawasps.bsky.social · 2d

just got jumped into antifa (visited portland)

gary online @gary.onl · 2d

Just got jumped into antifa (got a covid shot and donated $5 to npr)

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Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 2d

Worth it.

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K - Do something @millennialleia.bsky.social · 2d

Town Hall in #Nampa, #Idaho this Sat 10/11/25 at 12pm - Should Your Tax Dollars Go to Private Schools?

Please RSVP, go if you can, and pass along to friends in Nampa.

www.eventbrite.com/e/nampa-save...

Nampa Save Our Schools Town Hall

Join us for a town hall meeting to discuss the recent passage of a $50 million program that uses tax dollars to fund private school tuition.

www.eventbrite.com

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Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 2d

Look I just really like casting dissonant whispers ok

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