Gary Online
@gary.onl
Some guy from Ohio
The skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i6qphls4tfpdcsb6jktkygrr/feed/aaabh6o4affwe
The skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i6qphls4tfpdcsb6jktkygrr/feed/aaabh6o4affwe
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Not to brag but I can now carry $250 worth of groceries into the house with one hand.
January 10, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Not to brag but I can now carry $250 worth of groceries into the house with one hand.
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You used your phone 1.2 hours less than last week, but still 34 hours more than should have been humanly possible.
January 11, 2026 at 5:03 PM
You used your phone 1.2 hours less than last week, but still 34 hours more than should have been humanly possible.
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“Your skin is glowing!”
Thanks, it’s anxiety sweat.
Thanks, it’s anxiety sweat.
January 5, 2026 at 11:17 PM
“Your skin is glowing!”
Thanks, it’s anxiety sweat.
Thanks, it’s anxiety sweat.
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you guys remind me of good times having coffee with friends. in treatment.
January 10, 2026 at 3:03 PM
you guys remind me of good times having coffee with friends. in treatment.
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If you're wondering why your posts with images aren't being liked or shared as much, try adding alt text. Just a thought.
January 9, 2026 at 9:51 PM
If you're wondering why your posts with images aren't being liked or shared as much, try adding alt text. Just a thought.
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the face ID on my phone won’t work until it sees the loss of hope in my eyes
January 9, 2026 at 3:39 PM
the face ID on my phone won’t work until it sees the loss of hope in my eyes
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i get my IQ score like everyone else does, from playable mobile game ads
January 9, 2026 at 9:35 PM
i get my IQ score like everyone else does, from playable mobile game ads
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I think I'm ready to wander off into the wilderness and let something eat me
January 7, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I think I'm ready to wander off into the wilderness and let something eat me
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All we can do now is hope for spontaneous combustion.
January 8, 2026 at 9:55 PM
All we can do now is hope for spontaneous combustion.
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I barely think about The Obelisk anymore. Couldn't care less about its strangely oily surface or the gentle hum of its presence
September 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I barely think about The Obelisk anymore. Couldn't care less about its strangely oily surface or the gentle hum of its presence
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If you fold a large pizza in half, it becomes a sandwich. Nobody should ever feel shame for eating a sandwich.
January 8, 2026 at 4:21 PM
If you fold a large pizza in half, it becomes a sandwich. Nobody should ever feel shame for eating a sandwich.
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this simulation sucks can we reboot the holodeck
January 8, 2026 at 1:37 AM
this simulation sucks can we reboot the holodeck
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Asked to see the secret menu at McDonald's and Grimace showed me his weird dick
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Asked to see the secret menu at McDonald's and Grimace showed me his weird dick
I'm obsessed with them lately! Also really like the Solovair stuff but docs just have that iconic look
January 7, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I'm obsessed with them lately! Also really like the Solovair stuff but docs just have that iconic look
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the hills have eyes and the rivers have ears and the highways have state patrol
January 7, 2026 at 3:33 PM
the hills have eyes and the rivers have ears and the highways have state patrol
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Upcoming dentist appointment and they’ve texted, called, and hired a skywriter to remind me
January 6, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Upcoming dentist appointment and they’ve texted, called, and hired a skywriter to remind me
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this is not the semi charmed life i was raised to expect
January 6, 2026 at 2:20 PM
this is not the semi charmed life i was raised to expect
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bro did you seriously not heed the teachings of yore
January 6, 2026 at 4:20 AM
bro did you seriously not heed the teachings of yore
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I think a little poison will make me feel better.
January 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I think a little poison will make me feel better.
me, entering 2016 vs me entering 2026
January 5, 2026 at 11:18 PM
me, entering 2016 vs me entering 2026
I don't think they put enough antifreeze in this baja blast
January 5, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I don't think they put enough antifreeze in this baja blast
Fuck yeah! just greased up my docs last night too after getting snow and salt all over them for the last couple weeks
January 5, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Fuck yeah! just greased up my docs last night too after getting snow and salt all over them for the last couple weeks