Rick Aaron
@rickaaron.bsky.social
Artist lover, reader, avid dog
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Watching All Creatures Great and Small on PBS and honestly a bit surprised at the amount nudity and foul language
January 20, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Watching All Creatures Great and Small on PBS and honestly a bit surprised at the amount nudity and foul language
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One day in the 11th grade, a friend and I were sitting in the cafeteria, desperately trying to recall the name of the creatures from Land of the Lost. A year later, in the middle of a class, he spun around, pointed at me, and said, “SLEESTAKS.” This was our Google in the 80s.
January 18, 2026 at 2:57 PM
One day in the 11th grade, a friend and I were sitting in the cafeteria, desperately trying to recall the name of the creatures from Land of the Lost. A year later, in the middle of a class, he spun around, pointed at me, and said, “SLEESTAKS.” This was our Google in the 80s.
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wife: your life insurance premium paid up?
me: yeah
wife: good
me: why?
wife: no reason
me: ...
wife: ...
me: ...
wife: here, taste this
me: yeah
wife: good
me: why?
wife: no reason
me: ...
wife: ...
me: ...
wife: here, taste this
January 19, 2026 at 12:32 AM
wife: your life insurance premium paid up?
me: yeah
wife: good
me: why?
wife: no reason
me: ...
wife: ...
me: ...
wife: here, taste this
me: yeah
wife: good
me: why?
wife: no reason
me: ...
wife: ...
me: ...
wife: here, taste this
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We were so focused on 1984 that we forgot about Animal Farm
January 19, 2026 at 2:16 AM
We were so focused on 1984 that we forgot about Animal Farm
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This day in history. 1095. Feast day of Wulfstan II, bishop of Worcester, not to be confused with his uncle who was also bishop of Worcester and also named Wulfstan II. It's a little tricky but in life we must all learn to take a few roughs with a few smooths.
January 19, 2026 at 9:22 AM
This day in history. 1095. Feast day of Wulfstan II, bishop of Worcester, not to be confused with his uncle who was also bishop of Worcester and also named Wulfstan II. It's a little tricky but in life we must all learn to take a few roughs with a few smooths.
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“What are you doing?”
“What does it LOOK like I’m doing?”
“Stealing cupcakes.”
“Brilliant deduction, Watson.”
“You were gonna share, right?”
“Of course I was.”
“Because good friends share.”
“Why don’t you go stand lookout?”
“No, I believe I’ll wait right here.”
“What does it LOOK like I’m doing?”
“Stealing cupcakes.”
“Brilliant deduction, Watson.”
“You were gonna share, right?”
“Of course I was.”
“Because good friends share.”
“Why don’t you go stand lookout?”
“No, I believe I’ll wait right here.”
January 19, 2026 at 1:52 PM
“What are you doing?”
“What does it LOOK like I’m doing?”
“Stealing cupcakes.”
“Brilliant deduction, Watson.”
“You were gonna share, right?”
“Of course I was.”
“Because good friends share.”
“Why don’t you go stand lookout?”
“No, I believe I’ll wait right here.”
“What does it LOOK like I’m doing?”
“Stealing cupcakes.”
“Brilliant deduction, Watson.”
“You were gonna share, right?”
“Of course I was.”
“Because good friends share.”
“Why don’t you go stand lookout?”
“No, I believe I’ll wait right here.”
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I always keep a good bottle of wine in the fridge for important celebrations like birthdays, new jobs or promotions, baby and engagement announcements, Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednes…
January 19, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I always keep a good bottle of wine in the fridge for important celebrations like birthdays, new jobs or promotions, baby and engagement announcements, Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednes…
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just a girl playing with her Dalí
January 19, 2026 at 8:15 PM
just a girl playing with her Dalí
If you give a mouse a cookie, he’ll probably want Greenland, a Nobel Prize & all of Venezuela’s oil.
January 19, 2026 at 11:25 PM
If you give a mouse a cookie, he’ll probably want Greenland, a Nobel Prize & all of Venezuela’s oil.
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'Clench' is an intrinsically funny word. Anyway, crapped my pants at the train station again
January 19, 2026 at 8:46 PM
'Clench' is an intrinsically funny word. Anyway, crapped my pants at the train station again
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“Mountains are formed from the movement of Earth's tectonic plates or volcanic activity.”
Nope. Everyone makes them out of molehills.
Nope. Everyone makes them out of molehills.
January 17, 2026 at 11:20 AM
“Mountains are formed from the movement of Earth's tectonic plates or volcanic activity.”
Nope. Everyone makes them out of molehills.
Nope. Everyone makes them out of molehills.
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Mechanically separated chicken sounds bionic and delicious pass the the thai chili sauce please
January 15, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Mechanically separated chicken sounds bionic and delicious pass the the thai chili sauce please
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Benjamin Button takes a deep breath and begins to type...
January 15, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Benjamin Button takes a deep breath and begins to type...
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“Not tonight dear, I’ve got a haddock.”
January 14, 2026 at 2:07 PM
“Not tonight dear, I’ve got a haddock.”
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I just discovered that you can buy anyone if the price is right, and it turns out that I'm available for a bacon sandwich and a quarter bottle of rubbing alcohol.
January 14, 2026 at 1:58 PM
I just discovered that you can buy anyone if the price is right, and it turns out that I'm available for a bacon sandwich and a quarter bottle of rubbing alcohol.
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This day in history. 1999. Jerry Hall filed for divorce from Mick Jagger. He responded that they had never been married; their Hindu wedding ceremony had made them married not to each other but to the trees.
January 14, 2026 at 9:30 AM
This day in history. 1999. Jerry Hall filed for divorce from Mick Jagger. He responded that they had never been married; their Hindu wedding ceremony had made them married not to each other but to the trees.
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NOBODY has the confidence of the guy at the urinal with both hands on his hips
January 14, 2026 at 2:45 AM
NOBODY has the confidence of the guy at the urinal with both hands on his hips
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I was expecting more than just a punch in the stomach for my performance review
January 13, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I was expecting more than just a punch in the stomach for my performance review
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You know things are going well at work when HR names a new conduct policy after you.
January 13, 2026 at 10:04 AM
You know things are going well at work when HR names a new conduct policy after you.
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[1958]
TENNESSEE WILLIAMS:
"Hold on a second..."
DIRECTOR:
"Cut! What's the problem?"
TENNESSEE WILLIAMS:
"Let me see that script."
DIRECTOR:
"Why?"
TENNESSEE WILLIAMS:
"I think there's a typo."
TENNESSEE WILLIAMS:
"Hold on a second..."
DIRECTOR:
"Cut! What's the problem?"
TENNESSEE WILLIAMS:
"Let me see that script."
DIRECTOR:
"Why?"
TENNESSEE WILLIAMS:
"I think there's a typo."
January 13, 2026 at 2:28 PM
[1958]
TENNESSEE WILLIAMS:
"Hold on a second..."
DIRECTOR:
"Cut! What's the problem?"
TENNESSEE WILLIAMS:
"Let me see that script."
DIRECTOR:
"Why?"
TENNESSEE WILLIAMS:
"I think there's a typo."
TENNESSEE WILLIAMS:
"Hold on a second..."
DIRECTOR:
"Cut! What's the problem?"
TENNESSEE WILLIAMS:
"Let me see that script."
DIRECTOR:
"Why?"
TENNESSEE WILLIAMS:
"I think there's a typo."
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To cut down on my alcohol intake I’m only going to have half measures in future but to save on the washing up I’m going to have them two at a time in the same glass.
January 13, 2026 at 2:23 PM
To cut down on my alcohol intake I’m only going to have half measures in future but to save on the washing up I’m going to have them two at a time in the same glass.
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This day in history. 1996. International Skeptics Day, a day to celebrate critical thinking, falls on January 13 and October 13 and the first Friday the 13th of the year and on the anniversary of Lady Godiva's naked ride.
January 13, 2026 at 9:12 AM
This day in history. 1996. International Skeptics Day, a day to celebrate critical thinking, falls on January 13 and October 13 and the first Friday the 13th of the year and on the anniversary of Lady Godiva's naked ride.
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Used 'ersatz' in a sentence today and instantly grew a monocle
January 13, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Used 'ersatz' in a sentence today and instantly grew a monocle
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Time machine jokes are offensive to me. A time machine killed my great-great-grandson.
January 12, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Time machine jokes are offensive to me. A time machine killed my great-great-grandson.
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Ever walked into a room and forgot how to feel?
January 12, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Ever walked into a room and forgot how to feel?