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gary.onl
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@gary.onl
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Some guy from Ohio

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gary.onl
me, entering 2016 vs me entering 2026
Hal from Malcolm in the Middle all giddy and full of joy, riding a go kart Walter White from Breaking Bad in his underwear in the desert, with a gun
January 5, 2026 at 11:18 PM
gary.onl
Is this shoegaze??
That pic of Marco Rubio where he's staring down at the ground in front of him like a dipshit
December 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
gary.onl
This fuckin' guy
Grey cat laying on his back on the couch with his little fangs sticking out Grey cat laying on his back, cheesin'
December 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
gary.onl
My credit is not great but it's pretty fucking metal
Creditwise snapshot. The credit score is 666.
December 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
gary.onl
You will be visited by three spirits
The box art for Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice is in the center and Lydia's parents are on either side of him. The dad is missing his head and Beetlej--wow haha almost said that three times.
December 9, 2025 at 1:37 PM
gary.onl
My top songs of 2025 look suspiciously like my top songs for every other year aside from the two Turnstile songs lol
My Apple Music top songs from 2025. There is a collage of album covers on the bottom of the screen, and the songs are: Face to Face - Disconnected Face to Face - No Way Out But Through Brain Failure - Coming Down to Beijing Suicide Silence - Unanswered The Selecter - Time Hard Goldfinger - Infinite Turnstile - Never Enough Turnstile - Sole The Lawrence Arms - Are You There Margaret? It's Me, God annnnnnd: Propagandhi - Anti-Manifesto
December 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
gary.onl
Let's start an over 30 selfie thread ✨

34 💁
I'm sitting on the couch with a grey cat on my shoulder and another grey cat in the background.
November 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
gary.onl
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
A LOT of stray cats outside the window, on a porch, sharing a communal meal
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
gary.onl
Me, running away from my problems
November 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
gary.onl
Logging on
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
gary.onl
I have failed no nut November to the tune of 5lbs of various tree nuts and legumes
A cardboard box with different colored bags of various nuts, from nuts.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
gary.onl
Primus - Pork Soda
Album art for the Pork Soda album by Primus. It's a black background with carbonation. In the foreground is a claymation pigs head with a big gross make a note tongue hanging out.
November 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
gary.onl
Breaking in these new doc martens like:
November 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
gary.onl
This senior kitizen screaming at me for food at 7am is why I couldn't sleep in today 🫩
Elder tuxedo cat named Pepper, sitting on a blanket on my lap looking all smug
November 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
gary.onl
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".
Johnny Five from the movie Short Circuit standing in front of a body of water and shooting a laser beam out of his shoulder thing
October 31, 2025 at 7:29 PM
gary.onl
"I might eat shit but I never shit where I eat" — my dog, Maverick
A dumb, cute little guy. Rat Terrier, I think. He's looking ever so slightly off camera and there's a blurry tv in the background.
October 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
gary.onl
A little guy who is sick of my shit after I yelled at him to get out of the litter box when he was sitting right next to me the whole time
Blurry photo of a disappointed rat terrier sitting on my lap
October 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
gary.onl
Every couple of weeks I've been waking up with random scratches on my forehead. I thought I was just scratching myself in my sleep, but I woke up today to this little maniac kneading on my face
A tan and brown ragdoll cat laying on my lap, looking past the camera like she's done nothing wrong
September 30, 2025 at 12:50 PM
gary.onl
Me on my way to the rapture
September 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
gary.onl
It's a great way to authenticate with Power Bi™️ 😆
Screenshot of an App Store listing for Microsoft Power Bi
September 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
gary.onl
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
Album cover for Rancid's Life Won't Wait. It's an urban setting with a blurry guy walking past a not blurry guy sitting on a step.
September 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
gary.onl
If you see this, repost with a vampire that is not Dracula.

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Does Kid Dracula count? 😅
Poster for 1993 Castlevania spoof and NES game Kid Dracula. Kid Dracula is front and center surrounded by various cartoon monsters on a white and blue background. The style is kinda playfully anime. Very 90s.
September 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
gary.onl
Its 2025 we literally smoke batteries now
I'm holding a disposable thc vape that says SUPPLY
August 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
gary.onl
Haven't done a #caturday post in a while 😸
Gray cat laying on his back with his toe beans exposed, smiling with his eyes closed Gray cat laying on his back with his paws out, straight cheesin' Gray cat laying on his back with his paws out, from another angle Closeup of a gray cat smiling with his eyes closed, laying down
August 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
gary.onl
You’ll all be doing it tomorrow: https://grubz.net/2025/07/02/youll-all-be-doing-it.html

Taking a look at an online conspiracy theory about a comedian no one has ever heard of.
Headshot of Sleepy Gary in striped pajamas Comedian Roy Jay in a pair of red striped pajamas
July 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM