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Vladmaster the Impaler

@vidmaster.net

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Shitpost engineer. Corgis, application security, gaming, and bad posts. Opinions my own unless they’re terrible in which case they are definitely my own. He/him, 40, Boise ID. Occasionally blogging my D&D campaign at https://vidmaster.net

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Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 9h

Fuck Brian.

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 9h

Thank god for that because there’s no fucking way I’m sitting through The Seven Hundred Forty-Two Days Of Christmas

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Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 11h

Middle school-ass opinion

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hi i'm dani! 💘✨🦇 @pipopixie.bsky.social · 12h

h-o-t t-o g-o
snap and clap and touch your toes

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Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 11h

Um, can you play a song with a fucking beat?

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 11h

The dog in question

A side view of a black truck stopped at a stoplight. The rear passenger window is down and a fuzzy gray dog is looking out at me with his paw resting on the door. He has floppy ears with long hair and is cute as hell.

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 12h

The dog taught me the secret antifa greeting too (flapping your ears in the breeze)

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 12h

just got jumped into antifa (waved to a cute dog in a stranger’s car)

pussyfullawasps 🗡️ (they/she) @pussyfullawasps.bsky.social · 13h

just got jumped into antifa (visited portland)

gary online @gary.onl · 1d

Just got jumped into antifa (got a covid shot and donated $5 to npr)

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Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 13h

Worth it.

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K - Do something @millennialleia.bsky.social · 19h

Town Hall in #Nampa, #Idaho this Sat 10/11/25 at 12pm - Should Your Tax Dollars Go to Private Schools?

Please RSVP, go if you can, and pass along to friends in Nampa.

www.eventbrite.com/e/nampa-save...

Nampa Save Our Schools Town Hall

Join us for a town hall meeting to discuss the recent passage of a $50 million program that uses tax dollars to fund private school tuition.

www.eventbrite.com

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Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 18h

Look I just really like casting dissonant whispers ok

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Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 18h

Sorry, if you need something better from me I have to take a short rest first.

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Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 18h

I cast eldritch blast!

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Nebraska Humane Society @nehumanesociety.bsky.social · 21h

We're running out of available kennels! To help clear some space and in celebration of #AdoptAShelterDogMonth, we're having an adoption special! 💜

From Thursday through Sunday, all adult dogs 25lbs+ will be 'Pick your Price', which means YOU get to decide the adoption fee.

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Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 21h

Good job Mochi!

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 21h

Say hi for me! I haven’t seen it in 6 hours and hope it’s doing well.

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 1d

Maya is good people and deserves help!

Big Demon Energy @mayawest.online · 1d

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a pale punk femme in black lace and rocking green hair and black glasses posing with their arms over their head, displaying their tattoos. they're looking intensely into your eyes, waiting for you to make a move

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Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 1d

She goes to a different school you wouldn’t know her

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 1d

Yay!

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 1d

Mister Egg appears to be part lion and I love him 😍

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Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 1d

Please invest in my startup, it’s a scam machine that makes the planet hotter when you push the scam button

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count pilnokula @pilnok.dad · 1d

MISSOURI VOTERS:

RespectMOVoters is putting an amendment in our state constitution so our politicians cannot overturn ballot results they don't like
(as they are currently doing with abortion)

this is important
please find a signature gathering event & sign!
respectmovoters.org/sign-here?ra...

Signature Gathering Events — Respect MO Voters

respectmovoters.org

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Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 2d

Lazy afternoon corgis ❤️

Rayne and Frankie the corgis laying on a bed with a white comforter and pale green sheets. Frankie the tricolor corgi is laying on his side on a fuzzy green blanket at the foot of the bed. Rayne the tan and white corgi is curled up at the head of the bed among the pillows and is staring at me sleepily.

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Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 2d

Wait, you’re not?

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 2d

STOP YOUR SCROLLING

THIS IS A SNIFF INSPECTION POINT

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