Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Vladmaster the Impaler

@vidmaster.net

1.2K followers 950 following 3.9K posts

Shitpost engineer. Corgis, application security, gaming, and bad posts. Opinions my own unless they’re terrible in which case they are definitely my own. He/him, 40, Boise ID. Occasionally blogging my D&D campaign at https://vidmaster.net

vidmaster.net

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Reposted by Vladmaster the Impaler

K - Do something @millennialleia.bsky.social · 1h

Town Hall in #Nampa, #Idaho this Sat 10/11/25 at 12pm - Should Your Tax Dollars Go to Private Schools?

Please RSVP, go if you can, and pass along to friends in Nampa.

www.eventbrite.com/e/nampa-save...

Nampa Save Our Schools Town Hall

Join us for a town hall meeting to discuss the recent passage of a $50 million program that uses tax dollars to fund private school tuition.

www.eventbrite.com

4 4

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 57m

Look I just really like casting dissonant whispers ok

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 1h

Sorry, if you need something better from me I have to take a short rest first.

1 1

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 1h

I cast eldritch blast!

1 2

Reposted by Vladmaster the Impaler

Nebraska Humane Society @nehumanesociety.bsky.social · 3h

We're running out of available kennels! To help clear some space and in celebration of #AdoptAShelterDogMonth, we're having an adoption special! 💜

From Thursday through Sunday, all adult dogs 25lbs+ will be 'Pick your Price', which means YOU get to decide the adoption fee.

1 11 15

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 4h

Good job Mochi!

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 4h

Say hi for me! I haven’t seen it in 6 hours and hope it’s doing well.

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 15h

Maya is good people and deserves help!

Big Demon Energy @mayawest.online · 17h

Hello I urgently need to order a laptop as mine just died -

200$ will get you a year of my VIP onlyfans + 3 full length videos of your choosing 🖤🧡

a pale punk femme in black lace and rocking green hair and black glasses posing with their arms over their head, displaying their tattoos. they're looking intensely into your eyes, waiting for you to make a move

2 5

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 15h

She goes to a different school you wouldn’t know her

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 19h

Yay!

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 19h

Mister Egg appears to be part lion and I love him 😍

1 1

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 22h

Please invest in my startup, it’s a scam machine that makes the planet hotter when you push the scam button

Reposted by Vladmaster the Impaler

count pilnokula @pilnok.dad · 1d

MISSOURI VOTERS:

RespectMOVoters is putting an amendment in our state constitution so our politicians cannot overturn ballot results they don't like
(as they are currently doing with abortion)

this is important
please find a signature gathering event & sign!
respectmovoters.org/sign-here?ra...

Signature Gathering Events — Respect MO Voters

respectmovoters.org

1 6 8

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 1d

Lazy afternoon corgis ❤️

Rayne and Frankie the corgis laying on a bed with a white comforter and pale green sheets. Frankie the tricolor corgi is laying on his side on a fuzzy green blanket at the foot of the bed. Rayne the tan and white corgi is curled up at the head of the bed among the pillows and is staring at me sleepily.

2 26

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 1d

Wait, you’re not?

Reposted by Vladmaster the Impaler

Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 1d

STOP YOUR SCROLLING

THIS IS A SNIFF INSPECTION POINT

9 190 600

Reposted by Vladmaster the Impaler

John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 2d

Bookshop has free shipping today and tomorrow! It's a great time to pick up my latest, Wearing The Lion! (But only if you want to see Heracles adopting every monster in Ancient Greece.)

Wearing the Lion

Check out Wearing the Lion - <b>"This novel effortlessly ascends to the heights of Mount Olympus. Tough and tender and bittersweet. <i>Wearing the Lion</i> establishes Wiswell firmly on the new fantas...

bookshop.org

25 51

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 2d

I’m starting to think we need to stop letting this guy into all our radical leftist organizations since he keeps spilling our secrets on Fox!

The Frito Bandito @thefritobanditoo.bsky.social · 2d

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

1 1 5

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 2d

A sad day for Canada, and therefore the world

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 3d

Thank you for your service. I’m imagining they taste like a citrus forward version of Malört?

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 3d

I’m curious what ant piss candy tastes like, but not enough to actually purchase such a thing

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 3d

Ahh yes, because things could be even more fascist we don’t know what fascism means. This is an excellent take that really adds value to the conversation.

1 1

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 4d

Meth: not even once

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 4d

Oh my god that makes it even better

1 2

Vladmaster the Impaler @vidmaster.net · 4d

With how expensive caskets are they’d better have a fucking coffee maker that works