Villein 🔒
@villein.bsky.social
3.2K followers 420 following 7.1K posts
pit-trap setter
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
villein.bsky.social
accidentally airplaying profane hymns to the cathedral speakers
villein.bsky.social
another checkmark in the yes column. thank you for your participation
villein.bsky.social
i'm being cyberbullied by my boss for taking a five day weekend
villein.bsky.social
knocking the migraine loose from my head with a hammer
Reposted by Villein 🔒
crannyboy.bsky.social
Check back tomorrow for official contest rules....

Animation by @aliengirl100.bsky.social
villein.bsky.social
leaving out bulk legumes for the trick or treaters
villein.bsky.social
we need a numbers angel
villein.bsky.social
professionally you're obliged to at least point me in the direction of some resources that will tell me if i'm normal
villein.bsky.social
not my oaf neighbor clovis wearing an ogre's kneepad as a tunic 🤦‍♂️
villein.bsky.social
if you donate enough money to the museum they'll put you on display
Reposted by Villein 🔒
villein.bsky.social
if i had a bunch of gift cards i would be so mentally well i just know it
villein.bsky.social
telling my therapist that if he wants me to become sane he has to make it worth my while. otherwise it's one sided and i'm just getting ripped off
villein.bsky.social
do i look normal or not really
villein ✌️
villein.bsky.social
just accidentally did a bluesky style post on twitter. sorry to let you guys down but you know i have a strict policy against crossposting for irrational ocd reasons
villein.bsky.social
(wifi drops for two seconds) my phone is haunted...
villein.bsky.social
nothing in the dress code about it!
villein.bsky.social
yeah but i can't wear one to work 😭
villein.bsky.social
telling job interviewer kylie minogue is my aunt for no reason
villein.bsky.social
one bad thing about the colder months is that i can't really get away with only washing my hair once a week