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"Strange Bug" | |『Clive』(RP/Parody)

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"Strange Bug" | |『Clive』(RP/Parody) @volitate.bsky.social · Jul 4

I just remembered one time where I was comparing near-death stories with another adventurer, and I'd just gotten through like, a fifth of my tragic backstory bullshit, and she just looked me dead in the eye and said "Oi! You're really a fuckin' cockroach motherfucker ain't you?!"

I still laugh.

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"Strange Bug" | |『Clive』(RP/Parody) @volitate.bsky.social · 31m

Everything else is stuff like trips with people close to me, and other little events.

"Strange Bug" | |『Clive』(RP/Parody) @volitate.bsky.social · 31m

My schedule is gonna get a lot more full in about 3-4 months, so I'd be up front with it that just how often I show up is variable throughout the year, but right now the only consistent thing I have on my calendar until my "hibernation" months are over is some lessons.

"Strange Bug" | |『Clive』(RP/Parody) @volitate.bsky.social · 31m

Congratulations to you both! Do you think it would welcome a house-warming gift? Or two.

Maybe three, if I'm being honest.

I'll ask it if it would be welcome to me visiting sometimes when you're away, to keep company.

"Strange Bug" | |『Clive』(RP/Parody) @volitate.bsky.social · 1h

Oho! Does this mean what I think it does? That Hallow will be getting a place to stay in Pharloom?

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Take me to the lakes- Quote Bot @takequote.bsky.social · 2h

I know my love should be celebrated, but you tolerate it.

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"Strange Bug" | |『Clive』(RP/Parody) @volitate.bsky.social · 1d

Overheard:
"Of COURSE he's a bad person! His name is KILLian!"
"So? Your name is Charity, and I can't remember the last time you paid for ANYTHING."

Pour one out for this couple, folks. And Nominative Determinism.

"Strange Bug" | |『Clive』(RP/Parody) @volitate.bsky.social · 1d

Like, what do you MEAN you actually enjoyed my hour long ramble on my personal feelings on the philanthropist history of a certain organisation on a planet you've never heard of? You have no context! ... Oh right I DID give you context when you asked. But also: What?

"Strange Bug" | |『Clive』(RP/Parody) @volitate.bsky.social · 1d

Oh I am unrepentantly strange. I just get confused when people like... Seem to like that? I've convinced myself quite thoroughly that I have a very bad personality, and that being Me imposes on others, and I just Do It Anyway, but people keep... Enjoying that? Which is wild.

"Strange Bug" | |『Clive』(RP/Parody) @volitate.bsky.social · 1d

Don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise: Having a bag of holding and a hoarding problem is AMAZING for prop comedy.

"Strange Bug" | |『Clive』(RP/Parody) @volitate.bsky.social · 1d

Inspired by the fact that, under the appropriate circumstances, I, too, can be reduced to whimpering tears from laughter at being shown a brick.

"Strange Bug" | |『Clive』(RP/Parody) @volitate.bsky.social · 1d

New game:

Do They Like Absurdist and Surreal Comedy Too much, or Are They a Ghothex?

Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 1d

"As you might imagine, senses of humor vary greatly across sapient species."

"For instance, some species don't HAVE a sense of humor. Then, there are the Ghothex; you can reduce a whole room of them to whimpering tears just by showing them a *brick.* An ordinary brick. Don't ask me why."

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Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 1d

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"Strange Bug" | |『Clive』(RP/Parody) @volitate.bsky.social · 1d

Me when people treat me with kindness even though I've been incredibly obnoxious and cryptid-adjacent.

A post from a twitter user called Yummygoth saying "i have been nothing but weird and offputting to you and this is how you treat me"

"Strange Bug" | |『Clive』(RP/Parody) @volitate.bsky.social · 1d

I do admit, as much as I like pressing buttons, I'm still going to prefer communicating with you.

I wonder if he ever tries to tempt people in to evil... That's always fun, honestly. With someone like me, with Strange Morals, people try that like, a lot? A LOT lot, even?

Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 1d

Two thumbs up.

"Sounds like a smashing plan! If he's anything like me, pushing his buttons will be REALLY EASY."

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Beren's Reverie @berensreverie.bsky.social · 1d

Chital, star-deer.

#berensart2025

stylized drawing of a chital deer floating in space with stars around it. the spotted pattern and the stars are gold. the deer have a big star between his antlers

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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 1d

mudkip taking a sippy

Screenshot of the pokemon anime showing mudkip sitting on a table drinking a smoothie from a cup

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"Strange Bug" | |『Clive』(RP/Parody) @volitate.bsky.social · 1d

Ah yeah, probably best I not push it. I'll flee real fast and all after the first trick. I'm pretty vulnerable to disintegration, as I don't think my armour really has a defense against that.

Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 1d

Hrrrrmmmm...

"While that WOULD be funny, I bet he'd just whip out his own disintegrator gun by that point."

"Strange Bug" | |『Clive』(RP/Parody) @volitate.bsky.social · 1d

Hey. Hey. What the fuck. Hey. How dare. Hey.

a fairy riding the wind @quotes.sunder.my · 1d

My past forged an armor I cannot take off no matter how many times you tell me the war is over.

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a fairy riding the wind @quotes.sunder.my · 1d

My past forged an armor I cannot take off no matter how many times you tell me the war is over.

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"Strange Bug" | |『Clive』(RP/Parody) @volitate.bsky.social · 1d

I wonder what other pranks I can play... Like if he runs into me a second time, what are the odds he'd fall for an "Oh, hey, I didn't realise it'd do that. Sorry. Here's another thing." But that one is also pranked - just in a different way... Hmmm...

Lep, the Multiversal Explorer @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 1d

"Okey-dokey, then you'll probably be fine!"

He flashes her two thumbs-up.

"Strange Bug" | |『Clive』(RP/Parody) @volitate.bsky.social · 1d

And well, I won't be mentioning what those are! But one of them is something I have only encountered in one single world, and the other is *very* impractical. Okay, three things, but that's less localised and covers an *entire timeline*, and if he had that power he'd not be asking ME for it!

"Strange Bug" | |『Clive』(RP/Parody) @volitate.bsky.social · 1d

Oh believe me, getting away is the *easiest* thing for me to do. I won't go into details - hard for an enemy to figure out how to stop me if they don't know the mechanics - but my ability to timeline hop is like, built into my very essence. I've only found two things capable of stopping it...

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"Strange Bug" | |『Clive』(RP/Parody) @volitate.bsky.social · 1d

Listen, I'm just saying! The 39th Century knows how to do party favours!

"Strange Bug" | |『Clive』(RP/Parody) @volitate.bsky.social · 1d

On a scale of 1-10 how much trouble would I be if I gave him something that will backfire in a comedic way?

Like, Oh yeah, here, you can tooootally have one of my super magic guns. WHOOPS IT'S ACTUALLY FAKE AND BLOWS UP INTO A RAIN OF CANDY!

Also yes I have that sort of thing.