"Strange Bug" | |『Clive』(RP/Parody)
@volitate.bsky.social
『We fought hard not to die yet we don't know how to live.』|| She/Her | [RP][Icon by [email protected]]
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I just remembered one time where I was comparing near-death stories with another adventurer, and I'd just gotten through like, a fifth of my tragic backstory bullshit, and she just looked me dead in the eye and said "Oi! You're really a fuckin' cockroach motherfucker ain't you?!"
I still laugh.
I still laugh.
Pottery.
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Pottery.
Overheard:
"Hey so. Can you do me a favour? Can you just like... Tap your head for me? Because I need to find out if it echoes because *what you just said is the most brain-missing thing I've heard in my life.*"
"Hey so. Can you do me a favour? Can you just like... Tap your head for me? Because I need to find out if it echoes because *what you just said is the most brain-missing thing I've heard in my life.*"
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Overheard:
"Hey so. Can you do me a favour? Can you just like... Tap your head for me? Because I need to find out if it echoes because *what you just said is the most brain-missing thing I've heard in my life.*"
"Hey so. Can you do me a favour? Can you just like... Tap your head for me? Because I need to find out if it echoes because *what you just said is the most brain-missing thing I've heard in my life.*"
Anyway. If you see someone who is consistently remarking upon how for all their bravado they are actually insecure, maybe the best thing to say to them when they're trying to console you after a breakup is NOT "You don't get it! You're like, a psychopath or something! You don't need love!"
Whenever someone says something shitty and goes "That's just not who I am!" I am instantly all, Okay, Betty, who was it then? Who are you saying possessed you and made you treat another person like that? Or was it you and you just don't wanna look at that and reflect?
HURRY UP BETTY!
ANSWER SOON!
HURRY UP BETTY!
ANSWER SOON!
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Anyway. If you see someone who is consistently remarking upon how for all their bravado they are actually insecure, maybe the best thing to say to them when they're trying to console you after a breakup is NOT "You don't get it! You're like, a psychopath or something! You don't need love!"
I was with you there up until the last line. Almost had me there, buddy!
my father taught me to depend on nobody but myself. he taught me self-reliance and mistrust. he taught me unforgiving strength. and for that, i thank him.
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I was with you there up until the last line. Almost had me there, buddy!
Whenever someone says something shitty and goes "That's just not who I am!" I am instantly all, Okay, Betty, who was it then? Who are you saying possessed you and made you treat another person like that? Or was it you and you just don't wanna look at that and reflect?
HURRY UP BETTY!
ANSWER SOON!
HURRY UP BETTY!
ANSWER SOON!
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Whenever someone says something shitty and goes "That's just not who I am!" I am instantly all, Okay, Betty, who was it then? Who are you saying possessed you and made you treat another person like that? Or was it you and you just don't wanna look at that and reflect?
HURRY UP BETTY!
ANSWER SOON!
HURRY UP BETTY!
ANSWER SOON!
Break was supposed to be bread. This is what I get for posting most of my posts out loud, so when I finally type one out personally I don't notice the error. Woe.
Today I visited @silvertrainer.bsky.social and this happened:
Me: It's funny how milk, eggs, and break can make kalosian toast.
Grey: Same as scrambled eggs and toast!
M: Ehhh?
G: I add milk to the eggs for a little extra calcium.
M: Oh I just add a little of the shell, personally!
G: No You Don't.
Me: It's funny how milk, eggs, and break can make kalosian toast.
Grey: Same as scrambled eggs and toast!
M: Ehhh?
G: I add milk to the eggs for a little extra calcium.
M: Oh I just add a little of the shell, personally!
G: No You Don't.
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Break was supposed to be bread. This is what I get for posting most of my posts out loud, so when I finally type one out personally I don't notice the error. Woe.
Today I visited @silvertrainer.bsky.social and this happened:
Me: It's funny how milk, eggs, and break can make kalosian toast.
Grey: Same as scrambled eggs and toast!
M: Ehhh?
G: I add milk to the eggs for a little extra calcium.
M: Oh I just add a little of the shell, personally!
G: No You Don't.
Me: It's funny how milk, eggs, and break can make kalosian toast.
Grey: Same as scrambled eggs and toast!
M: Ehhh?
G: I add milk to the eggs for a little extra calcium.
M: Oh I just add a little of the shell, personally!
G: No You Don't.
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Today I visited @silvertrainer.bsky.social and this happened:
Me: It's funny how milk, eggs, and break can make kalosian toast.
Grey: Same as scrambled eggs and toast!
M: Ehhh?
G: I add milk to the eggs for a little extra calcium.
M: Oh I just add a little of the shell, personally!
G: No You Don't.
Me: It's funny how milk, eggs, and break can make kalosian toast.
Grey: Same as scrambled eggs and toast!
M: Ehhh?
G: I add milk to the eggs for a little extra calcium.
M: Oh I just add a little of the shell, personally!
G: No You Don't.
You know what?
Fuck you.
Puts the contents of your living room on top of your roof while you're out at work.
Fuck you.
Puts the contents of your living room on top of your roof while you're out at work.
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
You know what?
Fuck you.
Puts the contents of your living room on top of your roof while you're out at work.
Fuck you.
Puts the contents of your living room on top of your roof while you're out at work.
((Body has decided it's time to go back to sleep, since I just ate and am still sick, but seeing so much scifi RP while scrolling to see if my body would reconsider makes me want even MORE to get @sekaialice.bsky.social up and running ASAP.))
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
((Body has decided it's time to go back to sleep, since I just ate and am still sick, but seeing so much scifi RP while scrolling to see if my body would reconsider makes me want even MORE to get @sekaialice.bsky.social up and running ASAP.))
So. There have been a couple of time when I have been in a position where I needed to weigh a great unkindness to people I like against group survival.
I have always chosen group survival. Willfully. Intentionally. Knowing full well it would turn people against me.
I have always chosen group survival. Willfully. Intentionally. Knowing full well it would turn people against me.
November 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
So. There have been a couple of time when I have been in a position where I needed to weigh a great unkindness to people I like against group survival.
I have always chosen group survival. Willfully. Intentionally. Knowing full well it would turn people against me.
I have always chosen group survival. Willfully. Intentionally. Knowing full well it would turn people against me.
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For all the times I talk about baiting people into low-stakes arguments over the dumbest shit, 3 people have managed to bait me into discussions on stuff like "biodiversity" without me realising that was their intent until later.
November 23, 2025 at 7:46 AM
For all the times I talk about baiting people into low-stakes arguments over the dumbest shit, 3 people have managed to bait me into discussions on stuff like "biodiversity" without me realising that was their intent until later.
((My body is playing silly games. Last week I was out cause of sleep disorder & "I got double-vaxxed while having a malfunctioning immune system", this week I am sick with what I hope is either a normal cold or a sinus infection. I think the universe is perhaps trying a little too hard to nerf me))
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
((My body is playing silly games. Last week I was out cause of sleep disorder & "I got double-vaxxed while having a malfunctioning immune system", this week I am sick with what I hope is either a normal cold or a sinus infection. I think the universe is perhaps trying a little too hard to nerf me))
Huh. I just got a commission request for a mega ring... I'm fairly certain I've never even *thought* about those... I bet there's info on how to make one out there *somewhere* right? If the commissioner doesn't mind me taking the time to learn how to make it, I guess I'll take it!
November 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Huh. I just got a commission request for a mega ring... I'm fairly certain I've never even *thought* about those... I bet there's info on how to make one out there *somewhere* right? If the commissioner doesn't mind me taking the time to learn how to make it, I guess I'll take it!
Probably one of the funniest things about being a shit mage, but having the ability to cast anyway, is doing things manually for years and years in front of someone, and then one day being so Fucking Done that you just use magic.
It's less trouble to just use a fire spell to light the barbecue, k.
It's less trouble to just use a fire spell to light the barbecue, k.
November 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Probably one of the funniest things about being a shit mage, but having the ability to cast anyway, is doing things manually for years and years in front of someone, and then one day being so Fucking Done that you just use magic.
It's less trouble to just use a fire spell to light the barbecue, k.
It's less trouble to just use a fire spell to light the barbecue, k.
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Buddy of mine just started Ambien tonight.
About 4 minutes ago I got a series of texts saying he's had an idea that will change reality as we know it, and usher mankind into a new era.
He says he's making a mock-up, as he knows I'll support him.
He sent me this.
I replied "Revolutionary".
About 4 minutes ago I got a series of texts saying he's had an idea that will change reality as we know it, and usher mankind into a new era.
He says he's making a mock-up, as he knows I'll support him.
He sent me this.
I replied "Revolutionary".
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Buddy of mine just started Ambien tonight.
About 4 minutes ago I got a series of texts saying he's had an idea that will change reality as we know it, and usher mankind into a new era.
He says he's making a mock-up, as he knows I'll support him.
He sent me this.
I replied "Revolutionary".
About 4 minutes ago I got a series of texts saying he's had an idea that will change reality as we know it, and usher mankind into a new era.
He says he's making a mock-up, as he knows I'll support him.
He sent me this.
I replied "Revolutionary".
Just had this meme come to mind as I went to put a bunch of random food together.
Yeah, okay. Some plain yakisoba noodles, some tater tots, some fried ounyao, and a heaping helping of some canned meat on toast.
Yeah, okay. Some plain yakisoba noodles, some tater tots, some fried ounyao, and a heaping helping of some canned meat on toast.
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Just had this meme come to mind as I went to put a bunch of random food together.
Yeah, okay. Some plain yakisoba noodles, some tater tots, some fried ounyao, and a heaping helping of some canned meat on toast.
Yeah, okay. Some plain yakisoba noodles, some tater tots, some fried ounyao, and a heaping helping of some canned meat on toast.
Getting into an argument with some other Smart People about whether "Optimistic Nihilism" (my general vibes) is even nihilism at all, or if it's strictly absurdism or hedonism, and no one has realised I'm on the side of chaos, not objective classifications.
I am, in fact, a bad person. Positive.
I am, in fact, a bad person. Positive.
November 17, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Getting into an argument with some other Smart People about whether "Optimistic Nihilism" (my general vibes) is even nihilism at all, or if it's strictly absurdism or hedonism, and no one has realised I'm on the side of chaos, not objective classifications.
I am, in fact, a bad person. Positive.
I am, in fact, a bad person. Positive.
((So no one worries: I'm alive!
I just needed like, most of if not a whole damn week to rest due to a mix of usual health stuff, and how my body is all "We are RESTING NOW" when I get vaccines! No guarantees on when I'll do posting again, just like, letting you know nothing bad happened!))
I just needed like, most of if not a whole damn week to rest due to a mix of usual health stuff, and how my body is all "We are RESTING NOW" when I get vaccines! No guarantees on when I'll do posting again, just like, letting you know nothing bad happened!))
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
((So no one worries: I'm alive!
I just needed like, most of if not a whole damn week to rest due to a mix of usual health stuff, and how my body is all "We are RESTING NOW" when I get vaccines! No guarantees on when I'll do posting again, just like, letting you know nothing bad happened!))
I just needed like, most of if not a whole damn week to rest due to a mix of usual health stuff, and how my body is all "We are RESTING NOW" when I get vaccines! No guarantees on when I'll do posting again, just like, letting you know nothing bad happened!))
I just want to lay down in the grass under a summer rain...
November 9, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I just want to lay down in the grass under a summer rain...
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Oldest joke in the book, this “are you human?” checkbox thing the modern internet’s got goin on when you’re anything but.
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Oldest joke in the book, this “are you human?” checkbox thing the modern internet’s got goin on when you’re anything but.
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📌 Pinned | #MVRP #OCRP
+ Social media/text style RP account for a multiverse OC
+ Reasonably high-tech inventor, musician, pet dad
+ Has fingers in a lot of pies (verses), but follows a single continuity
+ Meant to be incognito and chill, so things like names and the like are irrelevant
+ Social media/text style RP account for a multiverse OC
+ Reasonably high-tech inventor, musician, pet dad
+ Has fingers in a lot of pies (verses), but follows a single continuity
+ Meant to be incognito and chill, so things like names and the like are irrelevant
November 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM